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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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536. Mr. Billy Swallows Action Zones and Snack Sacks

Mr. Billy Swallows and his assistant Dante' DeWitt have just received a shipment of comfortable "action" slacks in versatile 100% Dacron, which Billy says are "100% divine", at remarkable prices!  Their atelier, Suit Up, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is well stocked and ready for you to come in for a personal fitting. Tape measure in hand, Dante' is always eager to know whether you dress to the right or left, and personally supervises alterations while you wait, time permitting.  Stop
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RECREATION

535. Cruising Bathtub Rock

"Do we own that?"  Snap Wadmacher has been out traversing Nutbush Campground, drumming up business for Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, snapping pictures of campers, and got as far out as Bathtub Rock - his new name for the unusual rock outcroppings before entering a glacial plain, deciding to leave further exploration for another day.  Now back in the shop's dark room developing the day's work, Nic's question was answered by Snap's. "If you don't know, who does?
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534. The Butler takes a holiday

Nic, the Senior manager at Loveless Motel, in one of last month's Monday morning staff meetings, started out by asking his assembled department heads a question. I saw this headline in the paper last week. "What is the connection of McDonald's hamburger chain CEO Ray Kroc, to the 1958 film Auntie Mame?" "Ugh, McDonald's" interrupted Biff Wellington, head chef of Birdwhistle's Tearoom, "One of the waiters told me he worked for them when he was in highschool.  Whenever they dropped a burger on the
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EDGAR LOVELESS AND SINJIN BIRDWHISTLE

107. That box in the attic; History - Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle

That box in the attic still has lots of photos that we've been rummaging through.  This gent must have stayed at the hotel way back when what is now The Bunkhouse had been a secluded fishing camp on the lake known as "The Loveless Lodge".  The lodge was  generally unknown but by word of mouth, and was only available to book if you knew someone who knew someone. Townies seeking accommodations for visiting family members were virtually always told they were fully booked, and few had seen it.  Most
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HOLIDAYS

533. ¡Mi caballo es muy caliente!

Loveless Motel celebrates the rich diversity, culture and sabor of our guests - one of the gentlemen, Rod, in Room 222 asked for Snap Wadmacher to come in and do a photo shoot with some Cinco de Mayo props, and as luck would have it, Rod's a bit of a show off and has a sense of humor to boot. Vivid color and black and white film were used to capture the mood, hot horse cock and all.  Like Snap says, "What business goes on at Loveless is nobody's business but Loveless' business."
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HOLIDAYS

388. Unauthorized photo of lobby Christmas tree

One of our guests called and spoke to an Assistant Manager on a sensitive matter after receiving this postcard in the mail. On further investigation, it's been discovered that our Senior Manager, Nic, and front desk clerk Psycho Randy got drunk with "Snap" Wadmacher, the photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop, and during a lull at 3am in the morning decided to take a picture of the Christmas Tree in the lobby and print 75 copies to be sent as Christmas Cards to many of our new and returning gues
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CERTIFIED HUSTLER

531. Experience is the best teacher

Certified Hustlers need to be kept in line - there's nothing worse than anarchy among call-boys, and from its inception, the program has had at its head one of the most respected  in the trade industry, Loveless Motel's seasoned Escort Coordinator Hank O'Hare. Often the mediator in some of the petty disputes between our self-employed joysticks, he's great at fingering an instigator and putting him on notice.  On occasion he has had to demand the return of a Certified Hustler shingle and certific
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TRAVEL

532.Road head reverie - the trip to Loveless

A few weeks ago we wrote to guests with confirmed reservations inviting them to keep a diary of pictures of their road trips down to Loveless Motel, including in the letter a coupon for 24 hour film developing at Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby. That request paid off! We share with you here just a tip of the iceberg of results that we continue to get, and invite you, future and former guests, to send us pictures of yourselves on your way to see us. Whether you're in your driveway
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LOVELESS VENUES - THE LIST

About "Loveless Motel Parody" - with Venues Guide

"Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional gay resort of an undetermined period in the past, where men vacation are assured that they will have a good time and get what they come for. Any resemblance to real events or people is strictly coincidental. Vintage gay porn pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground where results are guaranteed. I do not own, nor did I crea
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ACCOMMODATIONS

529. The Bunkhouse - overcoming a hostel environment

\ Planning a vacation can be a stressful enterprise, especially from the money angle. You've heard about Loveless Motel, and you can't wait to get here, but the prices of rooms, approaching an astronomical 25 bucks a night seems out of reach.  And the whole point of a vacation is to mingle, to hang out, to be with other guys, so a camping option when you are alone, especially when you're not in an introspective mood makes pitching a tent on an ant hill seem pretty fucking depressing. What's
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RETAIL SHOPS

528. Loveless Venue: Hockaday's Moneymaker Pawn Shop

"Let's open a pawn shop!"  That was the discussion among six nude hiking friends who encountered three balls sitting in the middle of an open field a year ago, at what is now Loveless Motel's Nutbush Campground.  It's not surprising or suspicious that guys would leave their balls exposed to the elements at Loveless - it was probably a group of  Townies who got caught in a storm and had to make a dash for it, leaving the balls behind.  But it was auspicious, as "Jock" Hockaday realized when he ma
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NEWS ABOUT THIS BLOG

Archive for news about Loveless Motel Parody Backup

Latest news about this blog 4/29/24 - FYI-TALKIES!  As an experiment, I have added sound narration of post #527. Monday Morning Breakfast Roundup. Just for fun, you can hear the actual voice of Callum Z.  Blabber, Publicist and Communications Manager, read the text.  It pretty much sounds like it was recorded by connecting two tin cans with a piece of string.  "Quelle Vintage!"  Each "paragraph" has it's own sound file below and to the left of the picture associated with it.  Don't expect m
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GUESTS

527. Monday Morning Breakfast Roundup

527a-monday morning is.m4a     527b-over at nutbush.m4a   527c-this domestic pair.m4a Monday morning is the first day of some of our guests' stay at Loveless Motel, and restaurants from Birdwhistle's Tearoom to the Loveless Truckstop Cafe' are always busy breakfast crossroads of those checking in and checking out.  Some like it over easy and some over hard; for others, somewhere in the middle is just fine.   Over at the campg
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RESORT AMENITIES

526. New, New, New! Poolside Mats for the Summer / Menu Items!

ponding to an advertisement he saw recently in a resort trade publication, Taylor from Dallas, the Loveless Motel Junior Manager, ordered a pallet of 20 boxes  of 30 lb. Institutional Size Cheez-it crackers in order to get 20 free inflatable pool mats in the iconic shape of the savory crackrs, complete with the center hole, and forgot to tell anyone about it. A few guests have already had the pleasure of putting the mats to use on the deck, and report that they do the trick and can be wiped down
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THE HOOSEGOW

525. Sheriff Buck N. McBuff is no fool

These wholesome looking brother-fuckers are up to no good.  New to Loveless Motel, they'd seen flyers for Nutbush Campground and after calling to book ("Welcome to Loveless Motel - what are you wearing?")  they arrived on opening day with backpacks and are still exploring  and roughing it.  They'd heard that Loveless even has a detention center called The Hoosegow which actually houses rule-breakers and miscreants who get on the wrong side of the rules or otherwise annoy the on-site "sheriff". T
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Tips for reading and writing blogs on AdonisMale - (ongoing) Introduction Reader Tips Writer Tips Free editing tools for bloggers   Introduction First things first; I do not consider myself a writer, nor a blog writer.  I blog as a hobby, a diversion, a stress reliever, and because I have a lot of time on my hands.  I first came to AdonisMale some years back, pre-pandemic, because at the time, I had been posting gay porn on Tumblr, and it kicked us out.  I fina
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GUESTS

524. Military Balls and Tuba City

Nic the Senior Manager of Loveless Motel called a leadership meeting this week to talk about drumming up business in its entertainment category, since lately Footlight Fairies Cabaret has suffered poor attendance due to some issues remaining from the Cat Show debacle. It seems half the drag queens have allergies and the dander remaining especially from the long haired pussies has caused half the chorus and one headliner to be down for the count. Bobbie Frapples, the show's lead, bravely attempte
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RETAIL SHOPS

127. Suit Up - Loveless Venue

If versatile is your gig, Loveless Motel is the perfect spot for you.  Come see a full line of business menswear at Suit Up, located off the Lobby.  Jorge , our tailor can't wait to measure you.  
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11. The Party Shack Rentals

This threesome discovered that you can rent playtime supplies at The Party Shack at Loveless Motel.   These gents have rented a plastic tarp to protect the newly installed carpet in Room 222.   Sounds like they intend to get a bit messy, and those carpet cleaning fees at checkout are bound to do damage to your wallet, when you could protect yourself for a nominal fee.
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405. Tobacconist Dick Blunt's question - is this the year?

While you're holed up for the holidays here at Loveless Motel, tobacconist Dick Blunt has a question for you. Is 1969 the year you stop smoking for good? Stop by Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets for a frank discussion of trading your bad smoking habit for one of casual gambling. Dick's got a blunt with your name on it, located off the lobby. Special discounts for Certified Hustlers!
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513. New Dirty Dozen at After Midnight Arcade

Just hitting the shelves are 12 new titles at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. It doesn't really open at midnight.  You can go in there and drop quarters 24 hours a day, seven days a week, if you like.  The spooge brigade is eager to clean up after you - those eager lads who have entered into the work release program after having been incarcerated in the Hoosegow for looking at a bartender cross-eyed, wearing a combination of a horizontally striped shirt with verti
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GUESTS

481. Ten Commandments Club Initiation - results are in

Birdwhistle Tearoom management has been informed that one of the waiters complained his tip had been stolen from a table that had not yet been bussed, by an unknown perpetrator who dined in the restaurant Saturday night.  A typically busy night forced him to get to the table late, after after he had seen a large wad of cash being put on the tray after the bill had been paid, when while leaving, the table host thanked and congratulated him on his perfect presentation of a flaming baked Alaska. Se
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

523. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #59 - Bead Reading

Bead-Reading To tell someone off, preferably with and audience -1960s- "Honey, I'd read your beads, but I know absolutely nothing about costume jewelry" Ramon Navarro King George V as Prince of Wales Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence Harvey Keitel, The Duellists, 1977 Winston Churchill at 21 Emperor Franz Josef of Austria and King of Hungary colorized by Mario Unger Czar Nicholas II of Russia, first cousin of George V, colorized by Mario Unger
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STAFF MEMBERS

522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him
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