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528. Loveless Venue: Hockaday's Moneymaker Pawn Shop
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
"Let's open a pawn shop!" That was the discussion among six nude hiking friends who encountered three balls sitting in the middle of an open field a year ago, at what is now Loveless Motel's Nutbush Campground. It's not surprising or suspicious that guys would leave their balls exposed to the elements at Loveless - it was probably a group of Townies who got caught in a storm and had to make a dash for it, leaving the balls behind. But it was auspicious, as "Jock" Hockaday realized when he made the declaration to his buddies. Jock's pal Narcissus "Narc" Blatz, the beer heir, agreed on the spot to front the money, as he held the camera that took this picture. As its sudden and silent patron, his generous offer only had one proviso; though he's played with each and sometimes all of the assembled group, the name of the shop must pay honor to his favorite, and the papers were drawn up by Loveless Motel's legal team of Pounds, Butts and Bates, LLC, as "Hockaday's Moneymaker." It would be easy to staff the place, considering the self-employed status of each group member, each a Certified Hustler in good standing...or any position. The thriving business is located off the lobby and has a steady stream of pledgors, guys who are looking to get a loan to finance a night with a hustler, or a barhopping binge during a weekend stay, or finance entire vacations. Most often the pawn tickets are never redeemed - the interest is a whopping twenty percent a month. Brethren, Hockaday's has got you by the balls!-
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405. Tobacconist Dick Blunt's question - is this the year?
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While you're holed up for the holidays here at Loveless Motel, tobacconist Dick Blunt has a question for you. Is 1969 the year you stop smoking for good? Stop by Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets for a frank discussion of trading your bad smoking habit for one of casual gambling. Dick's got a blunt with your name on it, located off the lobby. Special discounts for Certified Hustlers!-
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From time to time, Loveless Motel plays host to great drag shows, from festive amateur nights to full-on balls, with well- known professional entertainers a mainstay in the Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby.
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Need a quick smoke? Get your favorite brands in dispensing machines in each of our bars and near the ice machines on each floor. If you prefer a man to provide you with a cigarette, you can purchase a pack over the counter at Hit and Split, our 24 hour convenience store, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.
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3. Longjohn Johns shop at Packaged Goods!
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Coming in cooler weather? If you forgot to pack an item, stop by Packaged Goods, our shop for men's undergarments, stocking long johns, union suits, jock straps, boxers, briefs and more, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.-
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