In anticipation of a busy weekend at Loveless Motel,

realizing that there are some small town lads among us for the first time,

we have scheduled a talk by Hal Fischer

in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located off the lobby.

 After all, you don't want to find yourself shoved over

a picnic table in the woods and

rammed from behind by big Vlad, the Impaler

on your first visit to the Silver Bullet Bar

because you wore a navy blue hankie in your right pocket

'cause that's what you wear in Hooterville.

Especially if you had planned to be the one doing the ramming.

Or maybe you'd be fine with that,  but the point is, you should know.