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Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow. You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles or kazoos) or you may purchase a plastic souvenir gag whistle at a nominal cost, from the remaining stock of those offered at last year's popular Lunch and Learn lecture in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, "The the subtle differences between sucking and blowing" Whistles are randomly incised with either "Blow me at the Loveless Motel pool" or "I got blown at Loveless Motel" or "I got thrown out of the Loveless Motel Pool for blowing this whistle"

The winter class of interns has arrived at Loveless Motel and is now training for 2 weeks in the Grab Basket Conference Room, located off the lobby. Our instructor's a hands on guy who will take a personal interest in the progress of each of these men who are eager to learn the ins and outs of the hospitality industry.

Maps of any area can be had by stopping by Shutter Bug Photo Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Spice up your content in the Grab-Basket conference room with the right background look for your lecture demonstrations.

Another intern lecture at Grab-Basket Conference Room is made all the more entertaining by our speaker choosing the right business casual look at Suit Up, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel

In anticipation of a busy weekend at Loveless Motel, realizing that there are some small town lads among us for the first time, we have scheduled a talk by Hal Fischer in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located off the lobby. After all, you don't want to find yourself shoved over a picnic table in the woods and rammed from behind by big Vlad, the Impaler on your first visit to the Silver Bullet Bar because you wore a navy blue hankie in your right pocket 'cause that's what you wear in Hooterville. Especially if you had planned to be the one doing the ramming. Or maybe you'd be fine with that, but the point is, you should know.

As if there weren't enough distractions already, learning to play a guitar at the same time someone is learning to play the skin flute ups the challenge. Loveless Motel offers guitar classes every Friday afternoon, and while you're pickin', you'll be grinnin'. Join these pickers in the Grab-Basket Conference Room

This weekend, Dr. John Long returns for our spring lecture series, Your Penis and You. You'll find him extending a helping hand in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located just off the Lobby at Loveless Motel.