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484. Upcoming - First Annual Loveless Motel Cat Show
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Loveless Motel's First Annual Cat Show is fast approaching, and guests have sent in photos of themselves and their entries. "Snap" Wadmacher of Shutter Bug Camera Shop will be photographing the event with his best feline buddy, Litterace', the piano playing wonder cat, who also doubles as Snap's assistant, whenever a smile is required from a subject. "Snap" received the cat as a gift some time ago from a grateful guest Lee, for services rendered, who faithful readers may remember filled in for Paul at Ticklers Lounge after the waffle iron incident. The exhibition will be held in the Footlight Fairies Cabaret venue, located off the lobby, which will be transformed into a small auditorium for the event. Excitement is building as word gets around about the names of several high profile previous guests who have told us they can't wait to flaunt their pussies in front of an audience. Guests entering the contest will be housed in a section of units in Aluminum City along Tin Can Alley, where several units have had carpet removed and tile laid down. The park-like setting of the area is perfect for exercising your pussy, night or day. A frequent guest, a well-known exhibitionist and practical joker has sent a photo of his "entry", but Nic the senior manager has called him, and good-naturedly thanked him for his effort, and to say that we recognize that his pussy has been photoshopped in - nice try. Nic told him that he is "open" to another kind of "entry" and asked Psycho Randy to hold all his calls for 20 minutes.-
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Since Paul's unfortunate debilitating accident trying to warm his hand with a waffle iron, Ticklers Lounge will see a succession of fill-in performers, now that word is out in the trade. Our serendipitous engagement of Polish-heritage claimant, Paul's famous pal Lee, who was vacationing at Aluminum City, has come to an end. But it appears he has graciously provided a long list of fellow ivory ticklers he's met over the years who, as he put it, will fit right in here at Loveless Motel. Ticklers Lounge is always a popular destination for New Year's Eve, and for this round of bookings, our entertainment director has indicated his criterion for offering a gig well into the new year is as just as much for looks as it is for musical ability, and based on Lee's recommendations, it appears both will be satisfied. Ironically, Paul was blind and could just as well have sat at the piano bench with a bag over his head.
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396. Tickler's Lounge Entertainer Mishap and Resolution
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
In an odd twist of fate, Paul, the blind piano player who plays nearly every night at Tickler's Lounge, the piano bar located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, has been sidelined for a week. A certified hustler with a questionable sense of humor who was visiting his room told heavily inebriated Paul that a waffle iron was in fact a hand warmer, and consequently our musician has square burn marks on the palm and several fingers of his right hand. As luck would have it, Paul's pal Lee has just begun a two week vacation in 3 bedroom luxury trailer at Aluminum City, and has offered to step in for a few days while Paul recuperates. Some may recognize Lee, who has a reputation among a lucky few for having beefy thighs that could crack walnuts, but we ask patrons to respect the privacy of our guests who are generally here incognito to experience some of the resort's more earthly delights-
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