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Since Paul's unfortunate debilitating accident trying to warm his hand with a waffle iron, Ticklers Lounge will see a succession of fill-in performers, now that word is out in the trade. Our serendipitous engagement of Polish-heritage claimant, Paul's famous pal Lee, who was vacationing at Aluminum City, has come to an end. But it appears he has graciously provided a long list of fellow ivory ticklers he's met over the years who, as he put it, will fit right in here at Loveless Motel. Ticklers Lounge is always a popular destination for New Year's Eve, and for this round of bookings, our entertainment director has indicated his criterion for offering a gig well into the new year is as just as much for looks as it is for musical ability, and based on Lee's recommendations, it appears both will be satisfied. Ironically, Paul was blind and could just as well have sat at the piano bench with a bag over his head.

Did you know there's a piano bar at Loveless Motel? Ticklers Lounge has a congenial corner with a blind guy named Paul playing old show tunes, and plenty of stools around the baby grand. The house rule: nobody comes in here without a tie on (except for the piano player, who's a bit of a sloppy dresser). Come watch, listen and request your favorites. If you're brave, join the chorus! Drinks are generous and conversation is on the house.