Bonerboard

the humour for today, is that clubmembership stands at 13094, which was the ZIP code assigned to my Mother's hometown, Lysander NY. unfortunately, bean counters decreed the post office should be shut down, while the P.O. in Plainville, which is nothing but a wide spot in the road (home of the Plainville Turkey Farm) should remain open. so my Mom is from no place 😞 ah, me. sitting here, fielding robocalls and considering a bunch of very cute males, the blondest of which is Markus Pöyhönen 🙂 also in my lineup is Elvis, who, having >99 images, also has a zip! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/43198-poyhonen-markus/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/43199-pozo-antonio/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/43200-prescott-kyle/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/43201-presley-elvis/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/43202-price-blake/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/29997-presley-elvis/

1st is Dean Young, 3rd is Reno Gold and 4th is Nate Winters.

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,"No because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" Asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home”.

Derrick Davenport and a tow truck...

2nd guy is Jay Gould

Dante Santos

Benjamin Freemantle San Francisco Ballet

David Čiháček One of the Hortenada Twins?

A man was in bed with his Thai girlfriend after having great sex she spent the next hour stroking his dick . Rather enjoying it he turned and lovingly asked her, 'Why do you like doing that?' she said ' because I miss mine.'

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old lady then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn t tthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?

Bill and Ted had ordered Italian and realized there was only one breadstick left so, they decided to share it.

I'd smile also if I had that!!!

Fabian Arnold

Bryant Wood

Last one is the adorable Den Wok, sadly don't know the names of the other guys

Nick Weschler Matheuz Henk

#1: Thom Evans; #2: Konstantin Kostyn; #3: Orri Helgason; #4: unidentified.

I couldn't find an ID for him on Google, Bing, or Yandex Images, but the collection of books above his shoulder shows that it's definitely a Rick Day photo.

Doing the same thing over and over again is the textbook definition of INSANITY.

The Hortenada Twins