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@bakersman94 I had similar problems. 3 to 4 hours after falling asleep I woke up and was awake. It took me about an hour to fall back asleep. After much experimentation I understood that some food kept me from sleeping through the night. Meat, various types of cheese and various vegetables such as cucumbers and tomatoes caused it. 1 or 2 small tomatoes with a little fresh lovage do not cause problems. @majikthis advice is important.

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I have run across a lot of guys who are into feet, socks, sneakers, etc. Even if you are not really into it, you still my like this pic. This guy has some perfect feet and toes. Seeing him sniff those hot socks pretty much drives me crazy too. I hope you all enjoy! Message me if this kinda thing turns you on. Take care! Jeremy

The spice rack wasn't the first - but it's there, in my pantry - a separate room, off the kitchen - essential, because I'm a keen cook - and it's stuffed full - I didn't stop at spices, there's a wine refrigerator in there next to the spice rack, a chopping block on castors that I can wheel out into the kitchen when I'm assassinating something with the meat cleaver, oodles of bottles of wine & spirits on the bottom shelves, grocery lines on two racks of shelving, on & on And yes, the fire extinguisher is a VERY good idea. If you ever set fire to the place, kill the smoke as fast as possible - it's the smoke that "gets" you. And at least you can douse the flames till the fire brigade turns up. Cooking more along the lines of a professional, I don't go in for all the weird gadgets and electrical appliances some people flood their kitchens with. Sharp knives, yes - and several types of sharpener. The best ever "spanner" for loosening lids on jars. Two industrial sinks set in the stainless steel wet bench - I can fit anything in them, so the ironware off the top of the gas burners can soak in hot water & detergent if they get dirty. A Microsoft Surface tablet that I was given for a birthday - use it in the kitchen, as an electronic recipe book - beats the hell out of going to my study, trying to remember which recipe book the damn recipe is in, I can just search the tablet for "key words" and BANG - there's the recipe I want. A stand for it, so it can stand almost vertically on the bench alongside where I'm working, and it's splashproof - unlike recipe books. A panel of glass splashback with a marker pen, so I can jot down quickly, anything I need from the store, or anything else I need to remember - wipe it off with a damp sponge once I've done it, and it just resumes duty in the background as a bit of splashback. Oh - and someone gave me a piemaker that's to kill & die for - it makes bigger pies than the ones sold over the counter, so there's a better ratio of pie meat etc to pastry and one pie is enough, rather than half to 3/4ths of "enough". Bit messy to clean afterwards, but cooks the pies to perfection in minutes! And no blaster overhead cupboards in the kitchen, to bang my head on. Tons enough storage in the kitchen under the benches, or in the pantry. Oh - and twin refrigerators, in the kitchen - set into the wall on one side of the pantry, so they don't take any space in the kitchen. It wouldn't suit most people - but I designed it so that it suits me. The floor plan is all about traffic flow - minimising walking distances, despite the storage of stuff in the separate pantry. The benches are taller than standard. Standard height benches were "standardised" when people - most noticeably men! - were shorter, and there's nothing worse than having to bend over all the time, to work in a kitchen. That backfired on me though - my other half is a foot shorter than I am - LOL

That is generally true. However, if you suffer from insomnia, you should avoid it for a while. Depending on the circumstances, it is possible that the body does not need this additional rest and therefore the main sleep is interrupted. I totally agree. Most Mediterranean countries have it in the hot midday hours. It is called riposo in Northern Italy and pisolino in Southern Italy. I find it a pity that few employers allow the possibility of a rest period. A 15 to 20 minute nap or 10 minutes in a quiet room flooded with blue light will help you out of your performance low. I couldn't say it better. The 7/11 breathing exercises help enormously to relax and fall asleep. Breathe in through the nose and count to 7, then out through the slightly open mouth and count to 11. That sounds pretty healthy. When we eat tomatoes in the evening, our body releases more norepinephrine, a neurotransmitter that keeps our brain busy. Tomatoes also contain a lot of acid, which our stomach has to process first. Cheese prevents you from sleeping well through the night. The reason? The milk product initiates a chemical process in the body which ensures that endorphins are released. And these in turn cause restless dreams. Chocolate, sweetened food, red meat, white flour products, fried foods, and spicy food should also be avoided in the evening. Other foods, however, support sleep. Almonds, walnuts, cashews, and cocoa contain a lot of L-tryptophane. How about a hot chocolate made from unsweetened almond milk and unsweetened cocoa? Sour cherries and raspberries contain melatonin as well as oats (Oats also contain a lot of vitamin D. A lack of vitamin D, for example, causes sleep disorders.) . Sardines, avocados, bananas contain magnesium. Other fish such as herring or salmon contain tryptophan. Magnesium lowers the temperature of the brain and regulates the hormone balance, making it easier for the body to relax. In combination with potassium, magnesium additionally improves sleep, as it ensures healthy digestion and can reduce high blood pressure. Of course, the amino acid tryptophane is also crucial, because without it the body cannot produce serotonin and melatonin. However, these two hormones are essential to regulate our biorhythms and control hormone balance. 😍 Thanks Joel. I would suck on these tits not only in the morning. 😁

This is true. You will probably have to eat from it when you apply for Australian citizenship. Although a toast with avocado and a little vegemite is pretty good.

At 5 a.m. you can hang on to the teat of creativity and drink from it with big gulps. Sounds disgusting, but it works. Ernest Hemingway must have been suckin' on some big 'ol muscle titties to win a Nobel prize LOL As always, an uplifting and positive blog @Tomster

Ah, Vegemite -- definitely an acquired taste outside Australia and New Zealand, unless you're already a fan of Marmite. There were quite a few parodies/memes mocking "the most exciting man in the world" in this Dos Equis advert.

John Williams (5 January 1985, in Sydney, New South Wales) is an Australian former professional rugby league footballer of the 2000s. He played as a winger in the National Rugby League for the Parramatta Eels, Sydney Roosters, North Queensland Cowboys and Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks. He is the older brother of international player, David Williams. He was also a very good cricketer and was given the choice to play first grade cricket but instead he chose to play rugby league. He was the highest point scorer for the Cowboys in 2008 with 96 points. In October 2010, Williams signed with the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks for the 2011 NRL season. In 2012, he announced his retirement at the age of 27.

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