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I suppose as the originator of this thread I have the power to intercede on behalf of the condemned. Chris Hemsworth stays. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to turn my attention to another unruly crowd that's demanding Barrabas ... Think I'd better wash my hands first.5 stiffies
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I add my "Nooooooooo 😱” to this righteous protest. The man is sex on legs. (Minus the beard. I’ve expressed my aversion to facial hair — with a few exceptions — in other topics among this distinguished group motley crew.) This brings up the need for some kind of reprieve, or whatever they call them on “Big Brother,” et al., based on popularity with the other participants. (And I promise, promise, promise, not to plead a case for saving Tom Cruise! I’m sure he’ll understand.) If nothing else, Hemsworth should remain based on his “Saturday Night Live” appearances. This mock American Express-style commercial is a classic. (“They said my penis was too large….”? Uh, I’ll be the judge of that!)3 stiffies
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What if I vote Channing Tatum OFF the island - in order to help "rehab" Channing in my hood/place. "Explain" what Channing has to DO next time. (in the only language I speak - French) In order to STAY on TJ's island. what if I further REPLACE Channing (at my own expense) with Victor Rios. .2 stiffies
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What if I vote Channing Tatum OFF the island - in order to help "rehab" Channing in my hood/place. "Explain" what Channing has to DO next time. (in the only language I speak - French) In order to STAY on TJ's island. what if I further REPLACE Channing (at my own expense) with Victor Rios. .2 stiffies
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Either way, we can safely assume Wes is not a suitable sacrifice to appease the island gods. Then again if we dress him up in a white nightshift and adorn him with garlands, we might deceive them. After all, the great (and macho) god Thor himself dressed up as a bride once to fool a horny giant.2 stiffies
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Temperature is not a deal-breaker for me. Cold salty liquids can be quite tasty. I love margaritas. A shape-shifting penis doesn't put me off either. Why, my own can change from a gumdrop to a slightly larger gumdrop in a matter of minutes. Take that, Beelzebub!2 stiffies
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Sorry to disappoint you, but dunking is a test for witches (the infamous "ordeal by water", a rather popular communal entertainment in the 16th-17th century) - so if Wes floats, that is because he is in cahoots with the Prince of Darkness. Or a Dark Prince? Hmm ... that would also mean he is not a virgin, as the sabbath where you pledge your soul to the Devil also involves getting penetrated by Satan's big and hard member and drinking his ice-cold semen.2 stiffies
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We must test your assertion first. Please strip to your undergarments and allow us to tie you up and throw you into the river. If you sink, you're telling the truth -- but I strongly suspect that you will float. Apologies in advance if you inadvertently drown during this crucial experiment, but we can't sacrifice just anybody to the island gods. You understand.2 stiffies
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I think this is the only other holiday themed Bush drawing I have a copy of!... Happy Holidays!1 stiffie
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Relatively new porn performer Alex (or Alexander) Mecum. Photo #1 below is from photographer Mark Henderson's "Poolside Pleasures" 2016 calendar (hence the plastic rings at the top). Mecum is "Mr. January" and I kept my calendar on that page for 3 months! Damn, that is one big, beautiful, delicious-looking cock. The calendar is very large-format--the photos alone are 16"x10", so they're pretty impressive. (The size of my scanner's screen limited me to main part of each month's photo.) There really ought to be a law against anyone being both that hot and that well-hung, but life is unfair, after all. He's even got a great smile. Mecum has done work for LegendMen.com, including several solo JO videos. He's also made 3 videos for Falcon Studios. According to his Falcon profile, he's 6'0" tall, has blue eyes and an 8.5" cock, and both tops and bottoms. His cum shots are amazing--he's a real shooter in both quantity and distance, as shown in this LegendMen solo film clip and the last photo below from his Falcon video, "VIP - After Hours," with Killian James, the lucky facial recipient: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5589817d061c5 Pirated full-length copies of several of his LegendMen videos are posted on PornHub.com. You can find them all at this link: http://www.pornhub.com/gay/video/search?search=mecum (If that link doesn't work, just search on "Mecum." And if you want to, you can fast-forward through the video just by clicking to the desired points on the progress bar at the bottom of the screen. Running your cursor along the bar shows thumbnails from each part of the video.) PornHub also has lengthy video clips (not just trailers) from some of Mecum's Falcon videos, but they all end just before the cum shot. In his Falcon video with Johnny V, Johnny completely deep-throats Mecum's big cock, which is pretty impressive. Johnny must have a very well-controlled gag reflex!1 stiffie