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I feel like a celebrity panelist on "To Tell The Truth" I have to disqualify myself because I know all the answers! Can't wait for the story!

A: Andrew Cooper British model better known in the U.S. as the “Diet Coke Gardener” or most recent “Diet Coke Hunk.” (Diet Coke has had numerous such hunks over the years; the first was U.S. model and actor Lucky Vanous, in a 1994 series of TV ads.) Video links after the photos. Just for the record, Andrew can come mow my lawn anytime … and anything else he’d like to do afterward! Note: Several of these photos are desktop/wallpaper-size. The ad is here (it’s in HD, so go ahead, watch it in full-screen mode — “bigger really is better”): A longer “making of the ad” video is here, also in HD:

Lee Ryder (born Darras Robert Pyron) on August 3, 1959, in Norco, California, and died on July 10, 1991, in Los Angeles, California of AIDS-related complications. Lee performed in gay films from 1981 to 1986. With his bad-boy good looks and slim body, Lee Ryder became one of the first gay porn superstars during a period when the pornography industry was making its transition from film to video in the early 1980s. Several of Ryder's first films were initially released on 8mm film reels as well as video (VHS and Betamax). Ryder's first performance as a gay porn actor was in the film All American Boys, but it was not released until after his first film for Falcon Studios, Huge, was released in 1982. Huge had a very appropriate title as it not only described Ryder's sizeable penis (ten inches), but it also applied to how well the film and Ryder as a performer was received in the gay porn market. Huge was the beginning of Ryder's gay porn stardom which lasted until 1984 when new porn actors, such as Jeff Stryker, began arriving in the gay porn film industry. Ryder starred in only thirteen gay films from 1982 to 1986, but pictures of his face and body appeared in dozens of issues of gay porn magazines such as Drummer, Honcho, Stallion, and Mandate from 1982 to the 1990s. As recent as 2000, Unzipped featured several unpublished photos of Ryder in two separate issues. Even after more than twenty years after their initial release, videos featuring Ryder continue to gain new audiences. Lee in my opinion was one of the hottest porn stars ever. Rod Phillips (born Gregory Leslie Patton) on August 23, 1960, in El Centro, California and died on May 24, 1993, in West Hollywood, California of AIDS-related complications but other sources claim that he "committed suicide by drug overdose" as he lay dying of AIDS. Rod appeared in gay films from 1982 to 1993. In the early 1980s, Phillips met Lee Ryder in the Boom-Boom Room, a popular gay bar in Laguna Beach, California. Ryder at that time had already achieved fame as a gay pornographic actor in films distributed by Falcon Studios. Within a few months of meeting Ryder, Phillips moved from Santa Barbara to Los Angeles, and he and Ryder became lovers. Rod Phillips at the urging of Ryder soon began performing in gay pornographic films. One of his first film roles was in the Falcon Studio film loop entitled High Voltage, which co-starred Ryder and Mark Hunter (this film loop is included in the Winner Takes All videopak). Phillips was blond, with a lean, muscular physique, somewhat beefier than Ryder's. He was almost as well-endowed as his lover, with a large, thick penis. The two appeared together in several Falcon films, such as Spokes. Like Ryder, Phillips became very popular and was soon very much in demand as a performer on films and in night clubs. Because they both participated in the porn industry, their personal relationship, according to Phillips, had a rather competitive aspect. Sometimes one of them would get jealous over their compensation as sex workers. Like other couples, they also argued over money. By the mid-1980s, Phillips and Ryder separated and each soon retired from active participation in the adult film industry. When Phillips made a successful comeback in 1990, he dated Joey Stefano who was at that time one of the most popular gay pornographic film actors. This relationship did not last very long and Phillips's comeback consisted of his appearance in three more videos.

The next trio are based on my stories, the one I posted and my next one I'll be posting soon: A) Although I do actually own a pink thong swimsuit, I've never had the nerve to wear a thong in the pool at my gym, much less make sure the hot guy at the front desk saw me in it (a well-known national-chain gym, BTW) B) I've skinny dipped at Little Makena, a famous nude beach in Hawaii, and while there once I saw the hottest guy throw down his stuff right next to me, strip down, put on a pair of zoomers, and swim off past the breakers and is the basis for part of my next story. C) I've never had an aunt and uncle in Hawaii with a house overlooking the ocean, the basis for the main character in my next story.

You show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan. - Jeff Foxworthy

Unknown model posted by purelyfun on imgur.com (http://imgur.com/a/kf9Ko)

Aussie brand 2wink on Queensland model Hartley by photographer Russell Fleming wearing the black "Cockatoo" range of bikini briefs

Something I have never done ... voted for a tea party member.