The offer game

[Sammy]

I’d take it and choose the Maledives. Always wanted to go there. Hecking expensive though.

 

A divorce after our honeymoon? 

[tj10017]

OK, so long as I get sole custody of Lars.

Couples therapy, so we can find out what went wrong?

[Sammy]

13 hours ago, tj10017 said:

OK, so long as I get sole custody of Lars.

Never! 🥺

13 hours ago, tj10017 said:

Couples therapy, so we can find out what went wrong?

That should always be the first step when something is going seriously wrong, so yes.

I assume it’s because of your sex addiction. 😂

 

No custody for Lars but a real size silicone dildo of him?

[bakersman94]

i beat tj to this one? ... OMFG!!! yes please!! 

a cruise on a ship through Germany?

Edited June 7, 2019 by bakersman94

[Sammy]

I’d prefer other ways to travel through Germany but I’d still take it. 😀

A free year of bus rides through your city?

[Youri]

Sure!

A guided tour through The White House by a naked Donald Trump?

[Sammy]

As much as I’d like to visit the White House, I guess I couldn’t stand the view, so no, thank you. 🙊😂

A bungee jump?

[Youri]

Not even if you would pay me for it!

A box with paperclips?

[Sammy]

I wouldn’t make use of them most likely, so no, thank you.

Some cum freshly delivered to you? 

[tj10017]

Yes please. I'd prefer it here:

But if that's not convenient you can always leave it by the back door. 

A sexy manservant to hold your dick while you pee, and shake it off when you're done?

[Sammy]

Sure thing. 😏

 

A cam studio to record some home made porn?

[tj10017]

I'll take it so that I can film others having sex. My screen name will be Francis Ford Copulate!

A chance to administer screen tests on actors who'd like to appear in my films?

[Sammy]

Yes please 🤓

The chance to taste all the applicants? 😏

[tj10017]

Of course! Do you even have to ask?

A personal stylist who can advise you on how to cultivate a look (clothes, haircut, etc.) that maximizes your sex appeal?

[Sammy]

Sure. Why not. 😁

New sunglasses?

[bakersman94]

i lost every pair of sunglasses i have ever owned, so i`m going pass on losing yet another pair of sunglasses

a new makeover for you and your wardrobe (that means clothing, tj)

[tj10017]

No thanks, I was just given these things last week. Right here in this game.

A chance to furnish a new word for The Hangman since @bakersman94 seems to have forgotten that it's his turn?

[bakersman94]

OMG!!! i am so sorry .. i`ll go announce a new word now!!! 

the chance to guess the first letter of the new hangman game as soon as @bakersman94 announces it?

[tj10017]

Yes, please. GIve me an E!

[bakersman94]

check hangman to see if you got a hit or a miss!!

[Sammy]

Would you like a new jacket?

[tj10017]

Yes, please. I really need a new one, especially for breezy summer evenings. I'm partial to varsity/baseball jackets like this:

They've always been lucky for me. You should see the looks I get when I walk down the street wearing a jacket like this, a jockstrap and nothing else!

A selection of contact lenses in various colors -- blue, brown, green, etc. -- so you can change your appearance whenever you want?

[Sammy]

My eyes are too sensitive for contact lenses. 😔

So, I’d leave them for someone else.

new underwear?

[bakersman94]

yes please. i never realized until just recently that my underwear is really showing signs of a lot of wear and tear.

new socks?

[tj10017]

@Sammy @bakersman94

Socks? Underwear? I'm glad I didn't know you guys when I was a kid. Such gifts made a mockery of birthdays and Christmas!

A dominant master who will make you ejaculate three times in 10 minutes whether you want to or not?