The offer game

[tj10017]

Yes, please. I can use all the help I can get.

A year's supply of rohypnol?

[bakersman94]

no thank you. (just so you know, i looked that up online, you sicko, LOLOL)

diplomatic immunity?

Edited May 14, 2019 by bakersman94

[tj10017]

12 minutes ago, bakersman94 said:

no thank you. (just so you know, i looked that up online, you sicko, LOLOL)

diplomatic immunity?

Some people apparently think of rohypnol as a kind of love potion, so it seemed like a natural follow-up to your offer. And so long as you have diplomatic immunity, what's the problem? 

I could use some diplomatic immunity too. I mean, why not?

Offer: The ability to read people's minds?

[bakersman94]

2 hours ago, tj10017 said:

Some people apparently think of rohypnol as a kind of love potion, so it seemed like a natural follow-up to your offer. And so long as you have diplomatic immunity, what's the problem?

from what i read online, rohypnol is a date rape drug and is way more powerful than valium, hence the you sicko remark!!

i think i can read people's minds already, tj!! i can be very intuitive 

what about the ability to see through Men`s clothes? .... i mean, do we really want to see through women`s clothes?

[tj10017]

I would relish the ability to see through men's clothes. I once thought about getting a job as a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screener for that very reason. 

A chance to serve as towel boy in the locker room of your favorite professional sports team?

 

[Timmy]

I would jump at the chance, although the only sport I follow is tennis. I’ll take that locker room.

A salesman’s job helping swimmers choose their Speedos?

[bakersman94]

if it means i get to put the speedo`s on the men and take them off again in an attempt to check for the right size for each ......Yes Please!!

official strip search officer for the police?

[tj10017]

No thanks. I've seen enough episodes of Cops to know the type of people who get arrested, and I sure as hell don't want to see them naked.

Proctologist at a maximum-security prison?

[bakersman94]

no thanks!! i wouldn't want someone else's hand/fist up my ass either. you could expect the same horrified look on my face, too!!

tour guide for a haunted tour of New York City?

[tj10017]

No thanks. I live it every day, my friend.

A free weekend at the new Taco Bell-themed resort in Palm Springs, California?

[bakersman94]

sounds interesting 

an all inclusive vip visit to New York's Metropolitan Museum of art? (getting to see things the public has never seen before)

[tj10017]

Last time I was at the Met and showed the public something they'd never seen before, I was escorted out in handcuffs. So no, thank you.

A cruise down the Nile on a dahabiya with an accommodating staff who don't care if you dress as Cleopatra? 

 

[tj10017]

Sure, I'd love a cruise down the Nile. Great idea, TJ!

Watching a wild animal play with its genitals?

 

[bakersman94]

On 5/16/2019 at 9:05 PM, tj10017 said:

A cruise down the Nile on a dahabiya with an accommodating staff who don't care if you dress as Cleopatra? 

i`d love a cruise down the Nile, as long as they are guards to keep the snakes away, and i won't be in drag either, LOLOL!!!

1 hour ago, tj10017 said:

Watching a wild animal play with its genitals?

no thanks!! i`d rather watch a hot hunk with Muscles playing with his genitals.

getting to watch tj when he`s narrowing in on his next sex partner?

[tj10017]

6 minutes ago, bakersman94 said:

getting to watch tj when he`s narrowing in on his next sex partner?

It looks something like this:

[Timmy]

A love bite on the neck?

[tj10017]

Sure, I'd love one. Or were you asking if that's the first move I make on a prospective sex partner? 

A chance to suck off a straight man wearing a blindfold who's been led to believe that you are a woman?

[bakersman94]

sounds interesting ... reminds of the bait bus

your very own Dungeon where you can tie naked men to beds or chairs, and force blow jobs on them, for the soul purpose of seeing how much cum they`ll produce in an hour or a day?

 

[tj10017]

15 hours ago, bakersman94 said:

your very own Dungeon where you can tie naked men to beds or chairs, and force blow jobs on them, for the soul purpose of seeing how much cum they`ll produce in an hour or a day?

I already have one and it was recently redecorated, so no thanks.

A custom dildo molded just for you from the penis of your favorite entertainer, athlete or porn star?

[bakersman94]

yes please!!! ... i`d love to experience Zeb Atlas`s cock up my ass

a tour of tj`s newly redecorated dungeon? and if no one else takes the offer, i love to see it for myself!!

[tj10017]

Of course I must accept. I love the smell of Pine-Sol in the morning. It smells like victory!

A chance to direct an S&M encounter between willing participants? That is, you tell the master what to do to the slave and he/she must do it.

 

[Timmy]

Sure, while I masturbate.

You like to be tied up.

[tj10017]

That sounds like a true/false question, not an offer, but either way I will respond in the negative. I'm not aroused by any kind of restraint (blindfold, handcuffs, etc.).

A sex robot designed to look like your favorite public figure (athlete, entertainer, porn star, etc.)?

[Timmy]

Definitely, if he looks like Monty Clift.

A Roomba to maintain spotless floors?

[bakersman94]

yes please ... i can be a real slob at times, as well as very lazy

a lifetime supply of condoms?