The offer game

[tj10017]

You can keep his clothes; I will keep him. I prefer him naked anyway.

BTW, for anyone who's a fan of comic strips, in the picture at the top you can see a small tattoo just above Victor's ankle. It's Calvin (as in Calvin and Hobbes).

Serving as a flight attendant for one week on the airline of your choice?

[bakersman94]

no thanks!! i`d rather be a passenger and just fly to Florida for a week!!

traveling across Europe on the Orient Express?

[Sammy]

The videos of it on the internet look pretty great, so I’d love to try yeah.

The ability to fast forward now for several days/weeks/months because there’s something ahead what you are excited about?

[tj10017]

14 hours ago, bakersman94 said:

traveling across Europe on the Orient Express?

I'd kill for a trip on the Orient Express.

Come on, someone had to say it!

[tj10017]

14 hours ago, Sammy said:

The ability to fast forward now for several days/weeks/months because there’s something ahead what you are excited about?

No thank you. Life is going by fast enough without anything speeding it up.

A couple of inches added to Lars so you can taste what others have enjoyed?

[Sammy]

Well I wouldnt say no to one or two more inches but I also tasted it before like this. I have been quite flexible as a teenager/early twen. 😉

A cooking class for you (and a friend, if you like)?

[tj10017]

Sure. My cooking skills are appalling.

An opportunity to demonstrate your autofellatio skills before an Adonis Male audience, so we can see you and Lars in action?

[Sammy]

2 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

My cooking skills are appalling. 

Make that two. 😄

2 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

An opportunity to demonstrate your autofellatio skills before an Adonis Male audience, so we can see you and Lars in action?

Haha, that might be a little too much. You know I am shy. 😉

And I only ever manage(d) a bit of the tip. Does that even count?

A faster internet connection at your home?

[tj10017]

You've managed to get the tip into your mouth. That's more of Lars than I've had in my mouth. So far, anyway. 😜

But yes, it counts. You know what you taste like. I don't know what I taste like, although the hundreds of five-star reviews on Amazon.com make me feel pretty good.

My internet connection is pretty fast already, but there's no such thing as too much dick or too much speed so I will say yes.

Having a sexy stranger come up to you on the street and invite you to his place for an afternoon of passion?

 

[Sammy]

Well to be honest, I'd have no idea on how to react as that never happened to me and probably never will but why not? 😄

A new vaccum cleaner?

[tj10017]

Anything with powerful suction is always welcome in my apartment, so yes. In fact, I'll take two.

A ceiling fan?

 

[bakersman94]

i could use a ceiling fan .... my window won't open properly anymore, so something to cool down the room would be most welcome

spending the day with tj? (nothing sexual, just enjoying his company and humor, and maybe cooking some food for him, unless Sammy replies,  as Sammy doesn`t cook either)

[Timmy]

I’ll take a day with tj. Somehow, I think it would be quite interesting.

How about a night with tj?

[tj10017]

Sure, why not? It's not like I haven't slept with the guy before. He can be a lot of fun despite his annoying habit of talking about himself in the third person.

An opportunity to painlessly reverse your circumcision status? (i.e., restore your foreskin if you were circumcised at birth, or undergo a painless circumcision now if you weren't)

 

[Timmy]

No, I wouldn’t reverse my circumcision for any reason.

Fuck or suck?

[tj10017]

Well obviously I enjoy both, but if absolutely forced to choose I will go with suck, especially if my partner and I are 69-ing. That's hot. Doubly hot if we cum at the same time.

Having a guy shoot his load in your mouth or on your face?

[Timmy]

In my mouth. I don’t want to waste a drop.

Lick your own cum off a guy’s chest?

[tj10017]

You bet! Bonus points if he has a hairy chest.

But somehow this game has morphed into This or That, rather than an offer being accepted or rejected.

Sex with twins, with one dick in your mouth and the other in your ass?

[bakersman94]

yes please

your home decorated for a holiday, by a professional decorator?

[tj10017]

No thank you. I only decorate for Christmas and prefer to do that myself, or with friends.

A major part in a community theater production of a favorite play or musical?

 

[bakersman94]

my acting skills leave little to be desired, plus i`m far too shy ... i mean no think you.

qan apartment in the same building as tj`s?

[tj10017]

Since no one else has taken advantage of this offer, I will. A second apartment would give me space to store my junk.

An all-expenses-paid trip on South Africa's luxurious Blue Train, from Cape Town to Pretoria?

[bakersman94]

i would have taken that apartment, but it was my offer, so i didn`t think it would be right for me to take me up on my own offer.

yes please!! i love trains. i`ve been fascinated by them since i was 2 years old.

a lifetime pass to your favorite amusement/theme park?

[tj10017]

Sure, why not? I'm not as into amusement parks as I once was, but I still go once in a while.

A Venetian gondola ride?

[bakersman94]

sure, but only if a hot hunk accompanies me, with the sole purpose of ravaging me, and making me his bitch. 

a love potion?