It's last call on Saturday night and Mr. Right didn't show up,

and Mr. Right Now just walked out with a willing pillow biter.

 Don't forget, the Party Line at Loveless Motel is open 24 hours a day,

staffed by our eager phone men to keep the party rolling.

Guests booked into any accommodation

get the first 5 minutes of a call absolutely free,

and additional minutes at a rate that won't break the bank.

 Call 1-900-LUVLESS now! What are YOU wearing?