We're hiring at Loveless Motel!

More particularly, we have opened up our internship in preparation for another busy summer at Loveless Motel.

 The perfect candidate will be a handsome recent college graduate who looks good in a suit,

will be willing to do just about any task asked of him,

and work for room and board with a stipend of 100 dollars for the three  month summer term.

 Write and include three recent full frontal polaroids, one in your suit, and two showing your credentials.

Photos become the property of Loveless Motel.