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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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385. Staff Members at Loveless Motel

Nic - the Senior Operations Manager Taylor from Dallas - Junior Manager Rock Blockhead - Construction Projects and Property Manager Harry Biggerstaff - House Detective Biff Wellington – Head Chef at Birdwhistle’s Tearoom Psycho Randy - Desk clerk on the day shift Dr. John Long - retained seasonally as a medical doctor Officer Dick - inhouse security and law enforcement professional Sheriff Buck N. McBuff - c

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Archive for news about Loveless Motel Parody Backup

Latest news about this blog 4/29/24 - FYI-TALKIES!  As an experiment, I have added sound narration of post #527. Monday Morning Breakfast Roundup. Just for fun, you can hear the actual voice of Callum Z.  Blabber, Publicist and Communications Manager, read the text.  It pretty much sounds like it was recorded by connecting two tin cans with a piece of string.  "Quelle Vintage!"  Each "paragraph" has it's own sound file below and to the left of the picture associated with it.  Don't expect m

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381.Hit and Split for provisions

For those guests in units with kitchens or kitchenettes, upon arrival stop by Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  You'll find most popular staples here, at prices calculated to keep us in business for a long time.  Enjoy your stay! This guest has apparently not read the resort rules. In his haste to stock up for his stay on the very first day, he has jumped the gun.  Hit and Split is one of the few places at Loveless where nudity is not allowed.  Hopefu

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408. A box of assorted Christmas Cards from Loveless Motel

Head over to Hit and Split for this year's edition of Loveless Motel Christmas Cards - a box of 25 is only $1.50!  We recommend sending them to the friends of those you are crossing off your list this year due to some minor personal infraction, and signing each one "XOXO - Guess Who!"  

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469. Coming out of hibernation at Loveless Motel

After Midnight Arcade has the newest issue of the Advocate available - just ask for the latest February issue, and while there, pick up a few back issues! Right now you can get the July 1979 issue at half off and entertain yourself with George Mazzei's article "Who's Who in the Zoo" with great illustrations by Advocate cartoonist Gerard Donelon, whose work we excerpt here. We've seen a few of these burly, furry creatures here latel and a few were observed skinny dipping recently - a misapplied n

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24. In the Navy - Nautical but Nice

Our nautical friends know that Loveless Motel always has clientele that is happy to show its appreciation in special ways to our seafaring gents.  When you come, you'll be on the receiving end of a reciprocal mutual admiration society.

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357. Express yourself at Shutter Bug Camera Shop

Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is the perfect place to bring your creative ideas to fruition. Book a photo suite and private photographer today! It's our pleasure to assist and offer suggestions for a successful shoot. Sometimes creativity is nothing more than recognizing the low hanging fruit of ideas and capitalizing on them. Our private photographers are experts in recognizing and handling every opportunity that might present itself.

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93. Room Service

Our room service waiter Buster reports that he has the best job at Loveless Motel.  He says that whenever the door is cracked, he's in for more than a good tip.

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94. Take a Meeting

Two of our office staff at Loveless Motel work off some of the stress of a weekly meeting.  One of our recent interns was overheard to say "It sure beats the Welcome Wagon"

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395. Juices- Health Nut bar opens in The Tubs

One of our staff members in a recent employee confab recently related how he drinks carrot juice because it sweetens his spunk. Several in the meeting said they could personally attest to this phenomenon, and the result is that The Tubs has added a new health bar called "Juices" - and carrots are definitely menu favorites. Located in the two-level basement of the Bunkhouse, The Tubs features a waterfall, maze, private and public fun rooms, and a mix of men from Townies to military men, truckers,

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272. Rainy Day Arts and Crafts - Macrame'!

Our staff is brilliant at coming up with things to do on a rainy day.  Last weekend it poured like crazy outside, and the lobby at Loveless Motel became a craft center, A popular medium was rope, and there ensued several clever demonstrations, including macrame', which these fellows created and have temporarily hung in their room until it comes time to pack their suitcases, in which case, the sheets will probably disappear too.  Just a reminder; they'll receive a bill for the sheets with a no-re

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396. Tickler's Lounge Entertainer Mishap and Resolution

In an odd twist of fate, Paul, the blind piano player who plays nearly every night at Tickler's Lounge, the piano bar located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, has been sidelined for a week. A certified hustler with a questionable sense of humor who was visiting his room told heavily inebriated Paul that a waffle iron was in fact a hand warmer, and consequently our musician has square burn marks on the palm and several fingers of his right hand.     As luck would have it, Paul's pal Lee h

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273. Couldn't sit down for a week

Psycho Randy the desk clerk has finally reported in, and said that during one of the rope demonstrations he was handed a cocktail, and the next thing he knew, he awakened in his staff bedroom with his ankles and wrists with red marks around them, when a tall black guy walked in from the living room totally naked and asked if ne needed any additional plumbing services, and laughed.  Randy thought about it for a couple seconds, and decided he could wear a long sleeve shirt to work, and didn't mind

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397. Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?

The possibilities are endless at Loveless Motel.  The area between the Silver Bullet Bar and The Stables is a guest favorite for good old fashioned outdoor cruising in the woods.  That guy you were eyeing last night at dinner, 3 tables over in Birdwhistle's Tearoom (located off the lobby) is suddenly right in front of you, and after oh-so-brief small talk ("Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?" "Yeah but I left before dessert"), he's on his knees, asking for dessert.  He's looking up

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101. Batter up~

Our intramural sports league plays whenever there are enough team members who aren't wasted on a weekend afternoon. We can usually muster up a team from the bunkhouse, versus the motor pool men, or maintenance guys - even the wait staff and bartenders get in on the deal.  Guests staying in regular rooms or suites also get up a team.  Sign up at the pool house.

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398. Ho Ho Who?..Guess

RubItOutSanta.mp4 Every year we drop hints regarding who will be hiding under the beard a Santa for the Christmas Show at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  Our holiday artist in residence for this year is shown below.  His reputation precedes him (by about 8 inches) and he'll be holing up for the holidays at Aluminum City.  All you holes can start lining up to sit on his special lap on December 20th. Extra charges may apply.  

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102. Bragging Rights

Seen here is the Loveless Motel track and field local Amateur League staff team of a few years ago with their trophies - one of the townies said it must have been for "combined length."  They're all still here in one capacity or another. See if you can find them in the dark. Townies can.

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399. Couple seeks third for vacation at Loveless Motel

Guests tell us they choose Loveless Motel to meet the new friends they've corresponded with through the want ads.  The young man in the sweater wrote a letter to the editor of One Magazine, and a couple saw the letter, wrote to the magazine, offering to lend a helping hand with his plight. Sensing their sincerity, the editors in turn sent the couple's letter and contact information to the young man. A correspondence, including exchanged photos ensued, and as luck would have it, both parties foun

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103. A Game of Horsey

Sand Jousting (or Horsey) at Loveless is an impromptu sport, generally conducted on grass or sand, and typically after a few beers have been consumed.  The winning team, determined by which man/horse can keep his rider on the longest, has certain prizes it can claim, the benefits of which we leave to your imagination.  Here's a hint. 

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400. Maintenance crew repairing grotto leak at The Tubs

The waterfall at the Tubs in the basement of The Bunkhouse has been temporarily shut off for a couple days to repair a leak in the grotto pool.  Contractors have quickly assessed the damage and workers are taking as few breaks as possible to insure the feature is restored to full working capacity in time for the influx of guests expected in the last 2 weeks of the year.  Only the most necessary activities of the crew are being sanctioned by the management.  When Nic, Loveless Motel Senior manage

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104. Queueing up at the Bunkhouse Lockerroom

The locker room after a game at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is always a busy place.  This guy has certainly noticed.   Rather than crowd around the door to see the sights that shouldn't be happening in the Laundry Room across the way, this is a much better place to hang out, or tuck in, as the case may be.  Call the front desk and book your stay in the Bunkhouse today.

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