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Despite the groundhog saying otherwise, and his consequent fate as "Oxtail Soup" on the menu of Birdwhistle's Tearoom, the weather is nice enough this weekend to offer a Sunday excursion to interested men who might want to do some shopping and sightseeing in town. Less than an hour away, you'll be transported from the bucolic charms of Loveless Motel and its surroundings to the very place you might have wanted to escape in the first place. Based on past trips, we promise at the very least, some cheap entertainment. Don't however, stay too long at the ball, as our bus will leave promptly from the drop-off location at precisely 8PM and a hotel room and cab ride back will cost you more than your weeklong stay with us. We provide here a few pictures of our last Sunday excursion, including the bus driver, some townies, roadside attractions, a few of the fellows who attended, and the bus you wish you were on but won't be. We recommend bringing along enough cash at a minimum for a late lunch and bail.

You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel. Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of. At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free.

Gay for Pay A straight guy who will let a gay guy suck his cock for cash. Extra fees apply if someone gets fucked. -1980s- "Watch out for the guy in room 221 - he's only gay for pay and if you don't pay up he'll beat the shit out of you"

Stop by the front desk and ask to glance through our binder of Loveless Motel Certified Hustlers. Here's a sampling of recent additions of guys who have told us that they enjoy being a topman

The management at Loveless Motel is pleased to announce a new program. For a fee, you may now advertise your skills on the door of your unit with a removeable sign. Rates are available for weekly, monthly, or annual display. Stop by the front desk and ask to speak with the manager. Pictured are some of the men who have applied and are awaiting approval by the management.

The gentleman in room 222 has asked that we inform certain of our clients that he is entertaining other gentlemen who might be willing to provide a few favors for generous compensation. Stop by anytime, he says. Loveless Motel is always happy to help guests connect with ambitious and helpful fellows who seek fair trade in consideration for their time and effort.