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482. Beware! J. Caesar and I. Da'Marche' - Accountants
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Beware! It's that time of year again - dreaded income tax day is just a couple days away for small businesses, and Nic, the senior Manager of Loveless Motel has been directed by the tax accounting firm of Caesar and Da'Marche', Jule and Ignatz, (their best friends endearingly call them "Julia" and "Ida") to finalize and send forms to the IRS for the business's past year. March 15 in the private dining room at Birdwhistle's Tearoom is this year's luncheon to celebrate the work the three men have put into the job. More than anything, as in years past, attention will be paid to cocktails and food a good deal greater than money talk. On a personal level, Ignatz is an accomplished accordionist. The two men met some years back at Ticklers, the piano bar at Loveless Motel, when Ignatz was substituting for Paul, the blind piano player. Jule, who loves opera, asked Ignatz if he knew the snappy male bonding tune, "Ah, Mes Amis" from The Daughter of the Regiment. That night, history was made in the bar, as Jule nearly pulled off the high C's required of the tune, drunk as he was, though Ignatz was asked never to come back, as the noise drove away half the clientele. But the two men hit it off as Jule was able to demonstrate his ability to play the skin flute, apparently hitting the correct notes, as they have been pulling it off ever since. They are shown here at their home in town, where they repeat the Donizetti performance annually for the locals, while warning them to stay off the lawn. -
307. Newspaper man interviews Hoosegow inmates in old crud
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
A nationally known newspaper man, checking into Loveless Motel as Sushi Yunioshi, is spending his vacation "interviewing" recent inhabitants of the Hoosegow for an upcoming literary project he's working on. We asked Mr. Yunioshi ("Just call me Sush" he said to the clerk, putting his index finger to his pursed lips) if he preferred to have inmates sent to his room one at a time, or in small groups, and he opted for groups, stating he wanted to make sure there were witnesses, but "don't bother cleaning them up" He was particularly interested to know if we had any who might have recently been in Kansas. -
The Mauve Tavern has long been a favorite among our more discerning gentlemen who want to escape the noise and clamor of Smarty Pants Disco. Just enter the disco off the lobby and through the purple swinging doors in the back. Mature men are welcome, and a diverse, quieter crowd ensures a pleasant evening for all. Attire? ...Depends...
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Uncle Sam will be making a visit today in the lobby of Loveless Motel. Stop by and have your picture sitting on his lap. Sam's a switch hitter, we heard, so maybe he'll sit on yours.
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Hey Cowboy! Maybe we'll see you tonight at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel
