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(Reader Note: The life and times Of Rex Davenport flow as a pansexual lust filled romp revolving around the ginger haired 40 ish male Adonis known as Rex. Rex is a late bloomer and now is getting sex at an astronomical rate...from men and women and all flavours in between! The raunchy escapades would make retro sexploitation director Russ Meyer blush! So...big boobalicious breasts, long silky foreskin-clad cocks , juicy inviting man-asses, tasty engorged clits and Rex’s aromatic bewitching totally addictive size 11 socked feet all await you...come in, if you dare! Reader be warned! This might be too raunchy for those of a delicate nature!) Chubby bespectacled Byron shook and tried to hold the binocular spy glasses still... but he could not! Seeing Rex and his mom, Zelda in this pose of worship and foot love...it was almost too much! His cock throbbed in his hand while the other held the binoculars. His mind was full of ideas on what he’d do to Rex when his mother came back from her session and let him his mature Adonis all to himself! Back inside the warm, dim light of Rex’s bedroom across the street... “Love these socks on your feet...so sheer and very big business...my other lovers’ socks always smell so acrid but yours smell so leathery and warm...truly inviting...mmmmm!” Zelda moaned as she enjoyed the feel and aroma of Rex’s moist foot. Zelda pulled her feet free from Rex’s grasp and let her toes wander down to Rex’s pulsing uncut rod which lay oozing onto his furry tummy; her feet moved up and down along his hardness with skilled toes flexing and stimulating every inch. Rex wiggled and gyrated gently to her talented foot work and let his hands pinch his own hard nipples and make generous circles through his rusty coloured chest ringlets. Zelda smiled, seeing Rex and smelling him...and tasting him was like no other sex experience in her rather jaded sexual career. And she knew Byron, her only son was watching from just opposite. She could see the glint of the lenses! This made her pussy juicier and her need to devour Rex even more urgent! Another window curtain was twitching...Zelda saw the bedroom curtains of the house next to hers open and a nightgown clad woman stood watching. Nina Warren thought nobody saw her watching the show in Rex’s bedroom. And why shouldn’t she watch...she could see in, like Byron could and Rex never shut his curtains. In truth, the sexy real blonde 47 year-old divorcee had been a long fan of Rex’s masturbatory exploits and recent guest sexual liaisons! Now Zelda made a mental note: See Nina, soon! They hardly ever spoke. Nina was so posh and well-off. Now Zelda knew they had a common passion...the deliciously ginger haired stud, Rex! His busy warm socked toes were becoming wet as they prodded deeper into Zelda’s nest; Rex loved the feeling of nearly fucking her with his big socked toe since she offered no resistance at all. Her body seemed to be moving closer to his and they were nearly merging in the middle, ass to ass...crotch to crotch. Dialogue ceased and became more like tribal grunts...guttural sounds of pleasure and bliss. Rex felt Zelda’s mouth suckling the socked toes of his left foot and then she fumbled for and the sock edge around his calf. Shakily she worked and pulled the blue moist sock free of Rex’s large sweaty bare foot. She hungrily resumed sucking his naked toes as Rex moved up slightly with his hands and tugged away her fishnet pantyhose! Pulling them over her legs and feet...both fully bare fleshed now except for Rex’s right blue nylon socked foot which moved back to Zelda’s perfectly exposed gaping slit for further fucking fun! Both Nina Warren and Byron were masturbating in earnest as they saw the now mostly naked players enjoying fetish foreplay of the kinky type! Rex’s hands glided all over Zelda’s still rather pleasingly shaped mature shaved legs and found himself manually guiding her nimble playful feet! He pushed them back and forth along his aching rock hard shaft which was edging ever closer to eruption. Zelda abruptly stopped sucking Rex’s toes and moved upward between the now very spread wide naked legs of Rex! Rex’s legs were then thrust up-he lay on his back on the pillows, his one socked foot and the other bare waved about in the air over the bed! Her painted nailed fingers pushing his ass cheeks open...her eyes looking at the tender ass pink ass bud! Zelda’s dyed blonde hair bobbed before his spread golden ringlet lined ass crack! She tutted and giggled like a little belligerent school girl. “Rex’s all important nearly virginal man-pussy! How divine! Hand me a toy, you said you had toys...hand one over...NOW!” The voyeurs watched, spellbound as they saw Rex’s feet up, ass open and Zelda pressed between his ass cheeks! Rex fumbled and with his left hand...dug a dildo out of the bedside drawer. Beggars could not be choosers, so...it was random! SHIT...Rex mused as he saw what he handed the zealous MILF! The ribbed toy was not small! And had ribs...to stimulate you? They could feel more like torture if not used right. “Have you ever used...” he said but his words were cut short. “Fuck off!” the crude dominatrix said...she did NOT need direction. She shoved the tool into her painted lipped mouth...suckled the tip...covered it with spit! And then...as if to be kind, spit a wad into Rex’s ass folds. She followed this up with a pre-emptive oral strike at his tender, highly sensitive ass! Her serpentine tongue lashed the folds of his anus...lapping it. She lapped and licked...pressing into the tight sphincter. “Ohhhh, yes.....Yes!” Rex moaned. She was good! Damn good. His toes wiggled in the air as she licked and lapped the man-cunt! “Fuck, you taste good...everywhere!” she replied. And Rex’s uncut cock thrummed as it lay on his tummy. Her free hand reached up and stroked the tight packed balls and silky rock-hard shaft...just enough to keep Rex thrashing about on the edge of orgasmic bliss! The bewitched voyeurs saw a sudden jerking; a thrashing about of Rex’s legs...his toes in fitful spasm! The tongue gave way to a sudden ramming of the dildo into the wet ass-bud! Her painted fingernails now digging into his man-stick...squeezing it as her other hand worked the ribbed fuck-toy in...3 inches, 4 inches...up to the knob that held the battery in! “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT!” Rex wailed and his feet back and forth and around in the air as if taking off like a plane! She rammed it in and out...in and out. Thrusting, pummelling...damn! She knew his weakness! He hated it and LOVED it! His ass creamed as it juiced up. The dildo ridges were covered with ass cream...and smelled warm and funky to the MILF. She laughed and thrust harder. Her thumb pressed the button on the end...and the toy whizzed to life! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ It sank in and stimulated thru its tip...hitting Rex on his prostate...hard. Over and over! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ His cock was about to shoot...he moaned. “I’m cumming....” but she pulled the dildo out. It made a sucking wet sound as it was freed from the ass muscles. Her hand stopped touching his cock...she sat up and smiled down at him. His red hair all tangled and sweat beads rolled from his forehead. “Did I find a sweet spot up in your innards?” she asked coyly. “Oh, Hell...you did...you did. My secret spot is not secret to you anymore!” he said, breathing hard, a smile on his lips. The next act in the sex play was long overdue...as far as Rex was concerned. Zelda’s pussy was now fully moist and ready...the foreplay had been amazing! She took control...the voyeurs watched; they too breathing quickly...feeling every moment they were seeing. Rex lay ready, his body hers and willing. Her wide strong legs straddled his midsection and her skilled fingers eased his full length up and in...deep and firm! “Damn....SHIT...Fuck....You are so big, baby!” she groaned as her chubby form sank to meet his flesh and she rode him! She bounced and held her big tits as they flopped...THWUNK THWUNK. Up and down...like a piston. Her hips working, her cunty squeezing her prey...like a tigress in heat! At over 60...birth control was not an issue. Both knew it and enjoyed the freedom and total lust-fest this provided. She rode for what seemed like 20 or 30 minutes...non-stop. Rex’s orgasm coming and then waning...raging again...and ebbing back. She watched his eyes for clues and adapted her speed to suit his needs. Rex watched as Zelda reached a climax...and then another. He loved it...she was hardly able to breathe! Her coughing almost throwing her from the bed...smokers! “You should give up smoking!” Rex said mid- fuck. Wanting to lecture her on healthy living during sex! He thrust upward- her cunt was like a warm sleeve of fleshy jelly and she met him measure for measure with her moves. A look came over her...his words were NOT sexy! “Fuck me...don’t talk!” she gasped...and reached a third climax! Her red-hot clit hitting Rex’s moving flesh-wand just perfectly! And then Rex was allowed to cum! He shot deep into womb! “Ahhhhhggggrrrrr!” came a chesty loud cry from his open mouth. His cock thrust in...hard...harder...and shook with tremors as it spilled seed into the hungry cavern. She fell upon his chest, he was still inside her...and he held her! Rex pressed his face alongside her ample breasts. “You know, I have not had much experience inside a woman’s vagina. Did it show?” Rex, a man in his early 40’s, blushed as he confessed this to Zelda. Her throaty laugh filled the room. “Well, let’s just say a woman like me knows where to stick it, ride it and cum again and again from it! So...no, I would not say you were inexperienced. I think your hot boss date will go...fucking great. Just let the bitch have her way...you’ll have a great time. Trust me!” This made Rex kiss her breast, suck the nipple and nearly chew it! “Mmmm, that’s nice after sex...make a woman feel like a queen!” she giggled. Byron had cum too, pool lay at his socked toes, but he still watched. So did Nina next-door. Rex’s cock was just visible from the rear as it stuck into the bent form of Zelda...still tucked into her cunty! “You stay hard...I bet you could do another round?” she asked, her eyes now twinkling. “I need to save a little of me for your son...he is more than ready to have some quality time with me!” he offered between licks at her titty nipple. “You are such a gentleman! Damn! But...after you fuck your boss lady; drop by as soon as you can. I want a report and it’s time you tried out my vibrating bed!” she said nibbling his ear. “Only you would have a vibrating bed!” he laughed. He promised he’d drop by. She rose up, her knees creaking. Rex’s uncut, cum drenched cock flopped out of her moist innards. Her loosened pussy lips shown in the lamplight as she moved off the bed. They aroused Rex...the mysterious folds all wet with her juices and his now dribbling seed. He’d eat that snatch...again! But not now! She dug the false teeth from the bedside glass with her fingers; a few quick shakes of her hand removed the excess water and she popped them back into place. She grinned at Rex like a naughty girl. The flowing housedress fell over the chubby body...she bent to retrieve her net hose. Rex’s reached and grasped the foot of one leg. “I want these, I want to remember tonight!” he said pulling them off the edge of the bed where they lay...and pressing them to his face. “I smell you...all of you!” he said, his eyes closed. “Hell, no man ever asked me for used panties or nylons...be my fucking guest. You want my autograph too?” she laughed. She slid into her heels and winked...and left. Rex lay wearing only one sweaty blue sock...sniffing the feet of the hose. His other sweaty blue nylon dress sock was...SURPRISE, not on the carpet where it had been dropped! It was tucked inside the pocket of Zelda’s housedress. Nina and Byron watched Zelda work her way across the dark street...and return to her own front door. The voyeurs watched Rex laying on his bed...his uncut cock splayed on his tummy festooned in wet, golden red pubes. “He’s all yours!” Zelda shouted at Byron’s door. Byron zipped up and placed the binoculars down. He opened his bedroom door...and Zelda smiled. “He filled mommy...his spunk is dripping out of me. I bet you’d love it. But my baby is not that kinky!” she laughed...and went into the rear larger bedroom. Byron...considering what she offered. The idea might have repulsed some...but it was Rex’s cum...it would be delicious, even if served in his mommy’s cunt! Byron walked down and let himself out. Just before he left...he heard the faint sound of buzzing! “Damn, my mother is using her battery dildo...relieving the last few hours...what a whore!” he smiled to himself. Nina watched overweight Byron lumber along...and saw him open the unlocked front door of Rex Davenport’s house. Nina dare not keep watching...she returned to her bedroom...with the wall that met Zelda’s next-door. Therein lay the MILF naked...legs open, dildo ramming her juicy cunty loaded with Rex spunk...his scented blue sock over her face! The wall could not contain the moaning and buzzing...Nina knew what Zelda was doing. The thought thrilled her...and she lay on her own bed...fingering her tight blonde haired pussy. Byron walked up the inner stairway and opened Rex’s half closed bedroom door. He lay...one socked...sleeping. The naked Adonis man...his man! His mother’s worn aromatic net hose on his pillow. Byron kicked off his shoes, placed his gold rimmed specs on the night table...and lay down...and pressed his face into Rex’s gently heaving chest. The ringlets of rusty golden fur tickled his cheek. Byron admired the tip of Rex’s uncut cock...the knobby half out of the long skin. All moist...cummy! Byron smelled sex. His mother’s perfume...her intimate toilet smell...when she peed and her cunt yawned. He smelled Rex’s feet...his warm breath. The room was sensually alive! Byron did not hesitate in sampling Rex’s uncut cock...his mouth opened and he placed the now semi-erect man-tool onto his tongue. The ample silky foreskin moved back...the juicy knob bloomed! The taste of his own mother’s cunt did NOT make him gag. HELL...was Byron depraved? He had no idea as he began to fellate this delicious man’s meat...and the remains of his recent orgasmic explosion still oozed free from the slit. Byron swallowed and drank! He prayed Rex would piss in his sleep, OH how he wanted to drink his piss! Byron, a chubby geek with only internet porn as a guide, was using his Rex- his God-like man muse as a sex instruction tool. Rex in dreamland only felt delicious sensations and he believed it was memories of Zelda. NO...the tongue now buried in his raised legs was young protégé Byron and Rex’s juicy ass was flowing with sweaty manly sexual essence created by all that dildo action! Byron knew it and dove even deeper into the anal cavity. He never knew his tongue could work so deep...passing the tight sphincter muscle over and over. Rex’s ass was open wide now and he was feasting. Rex’s feet waved in the air over Byron’s chubby splayed form...the soles of the sculptured size 11 feet dropped; resting on Byron’s wide back. The one socked foot slid and met the side of Byron’s wide ass...this sweaty socked foot massaging his ass only further drove Byron deeper into Rex’s cavity. The sound of licking and slurping filled the bedroom...and darling ginger haired mature Rex slept on and dreamed he was King of the World and all sexual pleasures were his private domain! Much More To Cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for all the feedback, please keep sharing! I love it! 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Tuesday at 12:26 AM (edited) Billy Herrington had a reputation that preceded him. He was used to having his way and getting what he wanted from men. He was a popular bodybuilder and fitness model with a big ass and an even bigger ego. He needed the focus always to be on him and if he didn’t feel he was getting enough attention and the proper treatment he deserved, then he had no use for you. On the weekend, Billy would dance at a local gay strip club for extra cash. Sure, there were other ways of making an extra buck, but Billy loved the attention he would receive from the men ogling his body. One of Billy’s rules though was that he didn’t have to be fully nude or take off his underwear. He felt he was above having to bare it all like the other strippers. Although he often longed for that particular kind of attention the nude strippers would get. One fateful day at the strip club, Billy’s path crossed with a stocky, ruggedly handsome truck driver named Chuck. Chuck wasn’t traditionally the best-looking guy in the world. In fact, you could say he was a bit rough around the edges. He even drove a yellow pickup truck with pink lettering on the sides that captioned “Bussy Wagon”. He had an average-sized cock, but the man had a powerful masculine presence, a cocky demeanor, and oozed with a natural swagger. He’s fucked many-a muscle bottoms that were just like Billy in that wagon. The DJ's voice filled the room as he welcomed Billy onto the stage. He sauntered out in nothing but snap-away pants, adrenaline coursing through his body at the thought of performing for the all-male crowd. But even as he danced, his gaze couldn't help but stray to Chuck's piercing blue eyes, brawny body and mischievous smirk. The truck driver was in an old t-shirt and jeans, looking every bit like the rugged, rough man that Billy secretly craved beneath his pretty facade. Unlike Billy, Chuck didn't try hard, spending countless hours in the gym - he simply radiated virility and manpower and that’s what intimidated Billy the most. Something inside Billy stirred with a conflicted mixture of fear and desire, an unquenchable yearning to be dominated by this rugged man. It was a direct challenge to his own pride and ego. Billy felt threatened and drawn to Chuck at the same time. During Billy’s sensual performance, Chuck would lick his lips and loudly yell crude obscenities and catcalls, especially when Billy would bend over making the crowd laugh. Every time he was subjected to those lewd remarks, a part of him wanted to act offended, but deep down he loved the attention and desired more. Billy fought an inner battle between accepting Chuck's behavior and standing up for himself, unsure which would be more beneficial for his pride. Every vulgar phrase, smirk, and expression from Chuck sent sparks of pleasure through Billy's body, even if he knew it was wrong. He fought hard to keep his secret hidden, putting on a risqué show in hopes of keeping Chuck's attention. When it was all said and done, Billy knew he never wanted that beefy man to lose interest in him and made it his goal to go home with Chuck at the end of the night so he danced like no tomorrow. A chill ran down Billy's spine as he saw Chuck Flirting with a young hunky cocktail waiter named Logan during his performance. Every brush of Chuck's hand against Logan’s body felt like a thousand needles stabbing through him. Suddenly, Chuck gave Billy a menacing smirk. Chuck knew exactly what he was doing—toying with him, teasing him with the attention that he wanted so badly. A rush of panic came over Billy as his heart raced. This pushed Billy over the edge. He felt helpless and vulnerable on the inside. Now even outwardly frustrated, the crowd of regulars were taking notice. Desperate to reclaim some modicum of control, Billy ripped off his briefs and flung them aside. The crowd gasped in awe; they had never seen this side of Billy before, but they relished the moment. Chuck just stared back at him, delighting in his own power and mastery over Billy and his ability to make him desperately panic for his affection. Billy was exposing his naked body in public, all the while not realizing that he was only doing it for one man. Betraying his own morals for a stranger. How did he get here? How did he let some sleazy truck driver get the best of him? Billy bent over on all fours exposing his hole to Chuck and thought maybe if he got Chuck to come up to the stage and start eating his ass, then maybe it will save me from losing in this game of power. Chuck just watched Billy with an amused—almost cruel smirk on his face. Chuck grabbed his crotch and, in a low growl, said the words that both scared and excited Billy; “I can have you whenever and however I want” His voice reverberated through the air, leaving no doubt that he held all power in this situation. Fear and lust consumed Billy. By now, it was clear to everyone in the room what was happening. The crowd encouraged the stripper to go to the buff trucker. With it all out on the table and nothing to lose, Billy scurried off the stage, almost falling, and ran straight for the burly truck driver and straddled him with intense passion and lust. He then bounced and twerked up and down uncontrollably and placed Chuck's strong man hands on his already spread open ass cheeks opening them up even more. Billy plants a deeply passionate kiss on Chuck and they make out while Chuck plays with Billy’s ass and fingers Billy’s hole. The crowd chants “Fill Bill!” as Billy unzips Chuck's blue jeans and slowly guides Chuck’s cockhead inside his anxious hole. Inch by the hard cock goes further and further inside his hungry hole. Never has Billy felt so lucky. The muscly stripper starts to slowly ride the big man for all to see and all to cheer on. Chuck was filling the secret muscle sub up and the crowd was loving it. They were putting on a show and thanks to Billy, Chuck’s star power was rising quickly. He was a new fan favorite, and the crowd loved him. Chuck smiled as he took in the sight of Billy's tight body and bouncing man tits before him. Chuck’s cock wasn't huge, but it was certainly hard enough to provide plenty of pleasure for the both of them. "You like this cock inside you? Huh?," Chuck growled, pushing his way inside of Billy with a quick thrust. Billy grunted, already feeling the pleasure and pain that Chuck was inflicting on his body. With each thrust, Chuck increased his intensity until eventually he picked up Billy and dropped him back onto the stage in a display of dominance. Chuck grabbed onto Billy's legs and spread them wide apart, driving himself deeper into Billy with each hit. Both menwere breathing heavily now as they felt their passions growing. "Fuck me!" Billy screamed out, overwhelmed by the sensations that were coursing through him. "You're the man! You own this bussy!" Chuck laughed and pulled one of Billy's arms free, allowing him to get some leverage as he released an explosive cumshot on the stage below him. Chuck filled up his bottom with his hot cum, making Billy moan in pleasure at every sensation that was radiating through his body. Billy groaned in ecstasy, his body shaking with pleasure. He stayed on all fours, reveling in the afterglow of what they just shared. Chuck pressed close to him, their sweat mingling together as one. "Oh my god," Billy breathed out, feeling an intense wave surge through him again. His voice grew louder with every syllable. "That was...incredible." Chuck let out a gruff laugh, thrusting inside him one last time before finally withdrawing. Billy looked up at him and smiled softly. "Thank you," he said gratefully. After taking a breath, Billy asks Chuck to join him in the shower, which Chuck passes on. As much as Billy wants to keep Chuck’s load inside him, he wants to make room for more of Chuck’s loads, so he gives Chuck a big kiss and heads to the shower alone but still on Cloud 9 from the events of the night. He just knows he’s hit the jackpot, and he’s going home with Chuck and his excitement and anticipation for the future is through the roof. Billy finishes his shower, reluctantly releasing Chuck’s load, and goes back to the club area to find Chuck but to his surprise, his precious Chuck is nowhere to be found, he asks around but is met with shrugs. The surrounding mood changes as he immediately notices an energy of indifference that he never received and he can just feel his respect level with the clubgoers has significantly faded. Glances toward the window with a view of the parking lot peak Billy’s curiosity. Billy looks out the window and sees Chuck kissing Logan before declaring, “My name is Chuck and I like to fuuuuuuuuck!” and getting into the Bussy Wagon and speeding off together. Billy stood there motionless, his face drained of color. His heart felt like it had been ripped from his chest as he watched the Bussy Wagon drive off into the night. He felt completely humiliated, a feeling that was increasingly amplified by the indifferent glances of the clubgoers that were suppose to be his loyal fans that put him on a pedestal. He wanted to scream out in anguish, but no sound escaped his lips as his eyes stared off into the darkness long after Chuck disappeared with Logan.

Billy Herrington had a reputation that preceded him. He was used to having his way and getting what he wanted from men. He was a popular bodybuilder and fitness model with a big ass and an even bigger ego. He needed the focus always to be on him and if he didn’t feel he was getting enough attention and the proper treatment he deserved, then he had no use for you. On the weekend, Billy would dance at a local gay strip club for extra cash. Sure, there were other ways of making an extra buck, but Billy loved the attention he would receive from the men ogling his body. One of Billy’s rules though was that he didn’t have to be fully nude or take off his underwear. He felt he was above having to bare it all like the other strippers. Although he often longed for that particular kind of attention the nude strippers would get. One fateful day at the strip club, Billy’s path crossed with a stocky, ruggedly handsome truck driver named Chuck. Chuck wasn’t traditionally the best-looking guy in the world. In fact, you could say he was a bit rough around the edges. He even drove a yellow pickup truck with pink lettering on the sides that captioned “Bussy Wagon”. He had an average-sized cock, but the man had a powerful masculine presence, a cocky demeanor, and oozed with a natural swagger. He’s fucked many-a muscle bottoms that were just like Billy in that wagon. The DJ's voice filled the room as he welcomed Billy onto the stage. He sauntered out in nothing but snap-away pants, adrenaline coursing through his body at the thought of performing for the all-male crowd. But even as he danced, his gaze couldn't help but stray to Chuck's piercing blue eyes, brawny body and mischievous smirk. The truck driver was in an old t-shirt and jeans, looking every bit like the rugged, rough man that Billy secretly craved beneath his pretty facade. Unlike Billy, Chuck didn't try hard, spending countless hours in the gym - he simply radiated virility and manpower and that’s what intimidated Billy the most. Something inside Billy stirred with a conflicted mixture of fear and desire, an unquenchable yearning to be dominated by this rugged man. It was a direct challenge to his own pride and ego. Billy felt threatened and drawn to Chuck at the same time. During Billy’s sensual performance, Chuck would lick his lips and loudly yell crude obscenities and catcalls, especially when Billy would bend over making the crowd laugh. Every time he was subjected to those lewd remarks, a part of him wanted to act offended, but deep down he loved the attention and desired more. Billy fought an inner battle between accepting Chuck's behavior and standing up for himself, unsure which would be more beneficial for his pride. Every vulgar phrase, smirk, and expression from Chuck sent sparks of pleasure through Billy's body, even if he knew it was wrong. He fought hard to keep his secret hidden, putting on a risqué show in hopes of keeping Chuck's attention. When it was all said and done, Billy knew he never wanted that beefy man to lose interest in him and made it his goal to go home with Chuck at the end of the night so he danced like no tomorrow. A chill ran down Billy's spine as he saw Chuck Flirting with a young hunky cocktail waiter named Logan during his performance. Every brush of Chuck's hand against Logan’s body felt like a thousand needles stabbing through him. Suddenly, Chuck gave Billy a menacing smirk. Chuck knew exactly what he was doing—toying with him, teasing him with the attention that he wanted so badly. A rush of panic came over Billy as his heart raced. This pushed Billy over the edge. He felt helpless and vulnerable on the inside. Now even outwardly frustrated, the crowd of regulars were taking notice. Desperate to reclaim some modicum of control, Billy ripped off his briefs and flung them aside. The crowd gasped in awe; they had never seen this side of Billy before, but they relished the moment. Chuck just stared back at him, delighting in his own power and mastery over Billy and his ability to make him desperately panic for his affection. Billy was exposing his naked body in public, all the while not realizing that he was only doing it for one man. Betraying his own morals for a stranger. How did he get here? How did he let some sleazy truck driver get the best of him? Billy bent over on all fours exposing his hole to Chuck and thought maybe if he got Chuck to come up to the stage and start eating his ass, then maybe it will save me from losing in this game of power. Chuck just watched Billy with an amused—almost cruel smirk on his face. Chuck grabbed his crotch and, in a low growl, said the words that both scared and excited Billy; “I can have you whenever and however I want” His voice reverberated through the air, leaving no doubt that he held all power in this situation. Fear and lust consumed Billy. By now, it was clear to everyone in the room what was happening. The crowd encouraged the stripper to go to the buff trucker. With it all out on the table and nothing to lose, Billy scurried off the stage, almost falling, and ran straight for the burly truck driver and straddled him with intense passion and lust. He then bounced and twerked up and down uncontrollably and placed Chuck's strong man hands on his already spread open ass cheeks opening them up even more. Billy plants a deeply passionate kiss on Chuck and they make out while Chuck plays with Billy’s ass and fingers Billy’s hole. The crowd chants “Fill Bill!” as Billy unzips Chuck's blue jeans and slowly guides Chuck’s cockhead inside his anxious hole. Inch by the hard cock goes further and further inside his hungry hole. Never has Billy felt so lucky. The muscly stripper starts to slowly ride the big man for all to see and all to cheer on. Chuck was filling the secret muscle sub up and the crowd was loving it. They were putting on a show and thanks to Billy, Chuck’s star power was rising quickly. He was a new fan favorite, and the crowd loved him. Chuck smiled as he took in the sight of Billy's tight body and bouncing man tits before him. Chuck’s cock wasn't huge, but it was certainly hard enough to provide plenty of pleasure for the both of them. "You like this cock inside you? Huh?," Chuck growled, pushing his way inside of Billy with a quick thrust. Billy grunted, already feeling the pleasure and pain that Chuck was inflicting on his body. With each thrust, Chuck increased his intensity until eventually he picked up Billy and dropped him back onto the stage in a display of dominance. Chuck grabbed onto Billy's legs and spread them wide apart, driving himself deeper into Billy with each hit. Both men were breathing heavily now as they felt their passions growing. "Fuck me!" Billy screamed out, overwhelmed by the sensations that were coursing through him. "You're the man! You own this bussy!" Chuck laughed and pulled one of Billy's arms free, allowing him to get some leverage as he released an explosive cumshot on the stage below him. Chuck filled up his bottom with his hot cum, making Billy moan in pleasure at every sensation that was radiating through his body. Billy groaned in ecstasy, his body shaking with pleasure. He stayed on all fours, reveling in the afterglow of what they just shared. Chuck pressed close to him, their sweat mingling together as one. "Oh my god," Billy breathed out, feeling an intense wave surge through him again. His voice grew louder with every syllable. "That was...incredible." Chuck let out a gruff laugh, thrusting inside him one last time before finally withdrawing. Billy looked up at him and smiled softly. "Thank you," he said gratefully. After taking a breath, Billy asks Chuck to join him in the shower, which Chuck passes on. As much as Billy wants to keep Chuck’s load inside him, he wants to make room for more of Chuck’s loads, so he gives Chuck a big kiss and heads to the shower alone but still on Cloud 9 from the events of the night. He just knows he’s hit the jackpot, and he’s going home with Chuck and his excitement and anticipation for the future is through the roof. Billy finishes his shower, reluctantly releasing Chuck’s load, and goes back to the club area to find Chuck but to his surprise, his precious Chuck is nowhere to be found, he asks around but is met with shrugs. The surrounding mood changes as he immediately notices an energy of indifference that he never received and he can just feel his respect level with the clubgoers has significantly faded. Glances toward the window with a view of the parking lot peak Billy’s curiosity. Billy looks out the window and sees Chuck kissing Logan before declaring, “My name is Chuck and I like to fuuuuuuuuck!” and getting into the Bussy Wagon and speeding off together. Billy stood there motionless, his face drained of color. His heart felt like it had been ripped from his chest as he watched the Bussy Wagon drive off into the night. He felt completely humiliated, a feeling that was increasingly amplified by the indifferent glances of the clubgoers that were suppose to be his loyal fans that put him on a pedestal. He wanted to scream out in anguish, but no sound escaped his lips as his eyes stared off into the darkness long after Chuck disappeared with Logan.

Just when you think you're going to die, some divine intervention or unorthodox probability occurs that in the laws of physics and logic interrupts the event from occurring; and that variable only randomly occurs once in a thousand events. I have had more of these events than I can count on my fingers and toes. My entire being is in total gratitude and water fills my eyes when I think about it. Hi! My name is Vernon Bearanther Odom Moon a.k.a. Vernon Bearanther Moon. It is my shamanic name given to me in 1986 and that is when I was given permission by my shaman elders to practice my shamanic nature in the public. One must go through a shamanic ordeal like 8 initiatory rites of passage that the person will teach and instruct others to go through. Very hard. Not fun. It has it’s funny parts, but mostly serious. I officially started my shamanic mission at age 39 which I was told was quite young according to traditions. My elders said that the “New Shamans Of the 21st century” are quicker and more equip to practice shaman activities because of the changes in the human race. So, 39 was an anticipated age they thought. For me, I was just having fun. I am still, at my age, having fun. My hope is to have fun with you guys, getting to know you as well as you getting to know me. Together, we will discover unknown territories that will cause improvement in our human development. Thank you for listening. Peace & Love, Vernon Odom a.k.a. Vernon Bearanther Odom Moon I have been into Superheroes Comic Books since I was 7 year old. My first comic Superhero that totally stole my heart ❤ and I fell in love with was Marvel Comic Superhero, "Daredevil. " I read his comics every month. I drew his bodily shape all the time. I think he might be responsible for me being gay. I didn't know that at the time. All I knew was that I love the fact that he was blind and had extraordinary abilities of hearing and sonic senses that made him very acrobatics. He uses his abilities to defend the innocent and helpless people from evil 😈 people such as villains who wanted to destroy the world and everyone in it. Thus, the starting of admiration of men's muscles and veins popping out of those muscles. This Alec a.k.a. "Muscleflex," has my full attention. I love his music 🎶. I love his attitude. And I really love ❤ his muscles and veins which reminds me of "Daredevil. " It was in 2021 at The Amazon Warehouse where I was working at 66 years young that young workers including management named me "Thor" and "Zeus" because of my hard work and Kickass attitude which impressed young people so such ...they literally called me their "god." lol And I too it as a compliment and was humbled at the same time. But really most of them said it was the knowledge and wisdom that came from my mouth. lol....hahaha....which to me is a lot of Bullshit!!! But others think it is also....I took the compliment and was humbled again. So, I decided to create a website on Facebook/Meta that expresses my godship. The Home of Zeus....The Great Everything which among Native American Indians means, "God" Come check me out and my page and make some noise!! I Love me some Ciao96. He turns me on. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65a9afa4939d1 Caio96 is Cumming and I LOVE his neck veins popping out! Take a look. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=659e4fbd7068f Samudrika Shastra It is AMAZING to me how people get a hold onto information when I think they are not interested or paying any attention. AMAZING! I have been for the last 10 years putting on the web that I do reading on people especially men folk using the Samudrika Shatra divination from India....no one responds. 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Some of you may or may not know that the only job I could land after graduating from UCLA (with a 4.0) was as a Flight Attendant with Pan Am... I really only intended to do the job for about a year until I lined up something better... but one thing lead to another and I stayed much longer than I planned... I met some great people and went to some amazing places... would I want to do it all again? No...no... and no... so enjoy... this is a rerun ... guess who is running behind on my new blog entry... if you guessed me you win a prize! Thanks for reading. "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts!"... following these simple seven words some of the most exciting adventures in my life began... The movie "Come Fly With Me" was based on a novel called "Girl On A Wing" written by Bernard Glemser in 1960 and was adapted into a screen play produced by MGM in 1963; the title was changed based on the popularity of the Frank Sinatra song of the same name... but sung smashingly by Frankie Avalon in the movie soundtrack. I just watched this again recently and was reminded of how much air travel has changed and/or advanced over the years depending on how you want to look at it. Today I'm going to share with you some of my experiences and knowledge I've gleaned in my many travels over the years... so sit back and relax and enjoy the ride. When I started flying air travel was much more exclusive and a bit more glamourous and thrilling than today as people dressed in their best to fly and behaved more thoughtfully; the airports and actual flights seemed to crackle with energy and excitement with the anticipation of an adventure... but before I go back to a brief history lesson I'll share some secrets with you that you will likely find helpful in your future travels. If you have ever been in a position to ease drop on the conversations of a cabin crew and wondered what they were talking about here is an explanation of some of the lingo and announcements made over the intercom of the aircraft... Evacuation slides are stowed in the housing at the bottom of the aircraft door and are designed to deploy and inflate in an emergency but they only work if the door has been armed before take off and are disarmed to not open before the door is opened upon arrival... (it's usually done raising or lowering a lever on the door) if it's not disarmed upon arrival the gate agent who opens the door is going to get hit with an inflating slide... When you hear an announcement "Prepare doors for arrival (or departure) this action is taking place... when you hear "Cross Check" and "Cross Check Complete it's a safeguard that all cabin door safety procedures have been double checked by another cabin crew member... you might hear "Doors are armed and cross-check complete" that means the doors are armed and ready if an evacuation is necessary.... different airlines have different procedures for all of this sometimes it's done on the PA system and sometimes it's done more privately via the private intercoms and you might hear... "Stand by for all call" which means the flight attendants call in from the intercoms from their various positions on the aircraft conference style... if you ever wondered what is being discussed on those intercom telephones it varies from, beverage and meal orders to the cockpit (where the captain and co-pilot fly the aircraft and sometimes called the flight deck)... passenger issues, lavatory problems, cabin temperature, wheelchairs needed upon arrival, weather or delays in the arrival city... sometimes especially during the Super Bowl and the World Series scores are shared with the cockpit crew via radio to relay to the passengers. Here are a few more things you might not know... Jump seat is where the flight attendants sits during take off and landing and turbulence... when he or she stands up the seat automatically closes or jumps. There is another jump seat in the flight deck or cockpit for pilots or airline executives heading to the destination city or making a connection to another flight. Bulkhead is the dividing wall at the front of each cabin or in the middle where the lavatories and/or galleys are located. Most passengers especially me appreciate this row due to the extra leg room. Extender is a seat belt extension that gives larger passengers an additional 25" of seatbelt... these are what are used in the seat belt demo before the flight. Demo is the safety demonstration before the flight takes off. (please don't talk and listen carefully) Equipment is the word for the aircraft and type being used... if you hear "We are being delayed because of equipment issues or failure it means something is wrong someplace on the aircraft... if you hear "Equipment Swap" it's likely to be a rather lengthly delay. Spinner is a passenger who boarded late without an assigned seat and is told to find an available seat (he/she is spinning around looking for a seat) Runners are passengers from delayed connecting flights who are running through the airport terminal trying to get to the gate and board the plane... you might hear "We are waiting for runners." Manifest is the list of all passengers and any special needs before, during or after the flight. Redeye is an overnight flight Deadhead is a crew member who is on duty but flying as a passenger (this is often the case when a cockpit or cabin member is sick in another city and a replacement is being flown in) Non-Rev means non revenue and is an airline employee or a family member who is flying but not paying for the seat (most of the flights I've taken in my life have been non-rev and it's by availability only and based on seniority... you can usually pick the non-rev people out as they are the last people to board and are usually better dressed, more behaved and polite than most everyone else aboard (airlines make non-revs follow a dress code and conduct guideline)... if a non-rev gets bumped it means a paying passenger or someone with more seniority bumped them out of their seat. Flying non-rev during the holidays or to popular destinations during the summer is nearly impossible or completely impossible to and from some cities... and the chances are very high you are going to get bumped. and finally... the chimes you sometimes hear during the flight, depending on the number of dings means anything from the aircraft is going above or below a certain altitude or indicates air turbulence ahead. The Call Button is for if you need help or assistance but please wait for everyone to be served if you are only requesting another drink or additional amenities and if you let your child use it as a toy be prepared for the dirty looks from the passengers flying near you and the flight attendant who has to keep running up to see what service is being requested. If the cabin crew have been told to take their seats due to heavy turbulence please don't ring for them unless it's really an emergency... It's an important safety issue for them as well as you... Probably some of the most important information I can share with you is... If you are outrageously rude to a ticket or gate agent you will never, ever get an upgrade and will be assigned to a seat circled with children... and if you are a member of the airlines frequent flying rewards program you will be flagged in your profile as a "problem passenger."... using a cell phone or electronic device will not make the plane crash but can cause interference to the cockpit/air traffic control center radio system... do you really want the pilot distracted and /or irritated during take off and landing?... I thought not... Pay attention during the safety demonstration and know what exit is closest to you in case of an emergency evacuation... The cabin crew has been trained to evacuate the plane under ideal circumstances with sober, thoughtful people pretending to be passengers... in an emergency it's often dark, the cabin could be filled with smoke (count the number of seats to the door and use that has a guide in case you need to.... probably most importantly Do not try to get your carry on bags during an evacuation!... It's a matter of life and death to get everyone off the plane as soon as possible... the cabin lights are dimmed on the aircraft at night before landing in case there is an emergency evacuation after landing so your eyes will be adjusted to the dark. There are so many germs on an aircraft you should always put your shoes back on if you go to the lavatory and not only wash your hands after you are through touching the flushing lever but also sanitize your hands after you have unlatched the lock on the door (because most people don't wash their hands)... the arms between the seats, the tray tables and seat cushions don't get cleaned and disinfected nearly as regularly as they should be so bring on some extra hand sanitizer and do it yourself (you won't be sorry especially if you are feeling under the weather or have a compromised immune system for any reason)... and I would not even think about putting anything that goes near your mouth or eyes in the seat pocket in front of you... and those blankets and pillows have been recycled and refolded and used by several people before you (I once saw a woman changing her baby on a couple of pillows and a blanket... I have not used them since) they are only changed with fresh ones in a provisioning city and are usually on the first flight of the day. (I have a travel Tempur-Pedic pillow in my carry on and I dress in layers so I'm never too hot or cold)... I also carry an empty travel size thermos and fill it with coffee in the airport terminal after I've gone through security (think about it... the water to make the coffee in the galley is in a water tank under the aircraft and is probably stagnant or worse... it's the same disgusting water that comes out of the faucet in the lavatories ... trust me on this one)... Please keep in mind that the crew only get paid once the cabin door is closed and the aircraft pulls away from the gate... so all the running around they do helping you board and helping you stow your luggage (and in first-class) serving beverages before take off is being done as a courtesy... so please be nice and pleasant and remember that the FAA makes the rules and regulations for your safety... not the airline or cabin crew... always keep your seat belt fastened when you are in your seat... if you loose pressure or hit turbulence unexpectedly you will be safer strapped in tightly and run less of a risk of hitting your head and being thrown around like a rag doll... and in the event of a crash landing you are four times more likely to die if you are not wearing your seatbelt. I used to have so many of these Pan Am Bags... I'm down to two... I've said it here in the past I really miss Pan American Airlines... I've probably flown more flights with them than all the other airlines combined... I still call it the Pam Am building whenever it's discussed or I see it in midtown Manhattan... I'm sure Met Life wishes I would grow up but c'est la vie... There are a few airlines that are also no longer around and flying the friendly skies.... National Airlines merged with Pan Am and gave them the domestic routes they wanted at the time. Western Airlines and Northwest (which used to be Northwest Orient) merged with Delta Airlines. TWA merged into American Airlines Piedmont, America West and Pacific Southwest (PSA) all merged with US Air that recently merged with American Airlines. Continental Airlines merged with United. There have been others but Pan Am, Eastern, Braniff and Varig and Air Australia just went out of business and ceased to exist unlike Swiss Air that reopened with most of the aircraft and employees as Swiss International Airlines (Swiss) Many of the amenities and services that I once took for granted no longer exist either... A coach meal on Pan Am from the 60's through the early 80's was a hot meal served on tray with a cloth napkin on china, actual metal flatware and glass beverage glasses... and it was actually pretty good... (I remember marveling once being served a hot breakfast on a really short flight from Memphis to Chicago in coach on Northwest) This is what you get now in coach but usually only on overseas or long flights... (do you think there is enough starch?) At Pan Am there were fresh cut flowers on each tray in First-Class through the 70's... and carved meat meal service...and eggs to order on breakfast flights served on china with fancy folded napkins... sometimes vintage Champagne was served in a crystal glass from a silver tray with caviar before the meal... It was typically a seven-course meal and there was a period when Maxime's of Paris was the airline caterer... later when I was flying you had a choice of lobster tail or fillet mignon in first.... As a passenger I think my favorite aircraft is the 747... but as a flight attendant if it was a full or nearly full flight it was a nightmare to complete the meal, beverage, movie snack and hot towel service during the duration of the flight and if you had to do Duty Free Service it was even more of a drama... even though I liked sometimes working in the lounge on the upper deck because it was usually a pretty festive and fun atmosphere... someone seemed to always have too much to drink and got hurt falling on the stairs or because of turbulence. Some of the other changes included that seat size became much smaller... economy class seats used to be 34" across... they seemed to get smaller as most people started getting bigger for the simple reason that the airlines could put more people on a flight if the cabin seats were reconfigured. I was one of the last people I know to stop smoking but what a difference a smoke free cabin made on not only the air quality of the flight but how your hair and clothes smelled afterward. Not only do I remember lighting up the second the the no smoking sign was turned off... I remember when the airlines passed out complimentary cigarettes and a deck of playing cards to pass the time on long flights... I also remember when complimentary Champagne was served in economy... now you are lucky to get it in first-class and usually only on long or international flights. The uniforms used to be really something... and were designed by notables in the fashion industry like Pierre Balmain, Jean Cacharel, Emilio Pucci...but my absolute favorite were the Balenciaga uniforms for Air France from 1968 until 1978! At the time in the US the uniforms designed by Halston for Braniff International were the envy of every other cabin crew... their redesigned all first-class cabins were treated with the same luxurious fabrics and color tones. ... subsequently the uniforms being worn now have come full circle from where they started as military inspired and crisp and austere but also to be comfortable and fairly easy maintenance. The rules and regulations that female flight attendants worked under have luckily been relaxed since the 60's when she could only work from the age of 20-32, she had to be single and her height had to be between 5'2"-5'10" and her weight had to be in proportion to her height from 105 pounds and could not exceed 130 pounds... many of these regulations lasted into the late 70's... including that it was mandatory to wear a girdle under the uniform... (they actually checked) When I was hired you had to be a college graduate, speak at least one foreign language, with weight in proportion to height (no taller than 6'1") men could not have hair longer than their collar, sideburns could be no longer than mid-ear, mustaches could not extend past the corners of your mouth, no goatees or beards. (I remember you had to send two photographs with your initial application; one a facial close up and another a full body shot) Each airline had their own idea of what they wanted the crew to look like to reflect the airline image; but most all looked for someone poised, polite, well groomed with straight white teeth and good posture with clear speech and excellent communication skills who were professional and friendly. When I interviewed there were about 70 people in the morning at the initial interview broken into groups of 10 and there were about 8 or 9 of us who were asked to return after lunch for the second interview and about 4 hired from the final interview... At the time it gave me a steady pay check with the freedom and flexibility I needed to pursue other interests... and I worked with some really nice people; some of whom I'm still in touch with... some memories include... I never actually unpacked my suitcase and I learned to look fresh in my uniform after wearing it five days in a row (you use a blow dryer to blow out any odors and steam it in a hotel bathroom while you shower and press it with an iron on low to medium heat)... I was convinced for a while that turbulence had nothing to do with clouds but the aircraft reacting to the movement of meal carts or pouring hot coffee... It was fun to hop on a flight to London for the weekend or go to Hawaii or the Caribbean for a few days if I needed to work on my tan... it was a great perk to to be able to go to London or Paris to shop for clothes or Rome to buy shoes... I gave away more bottles of Champagne to honeymooners or really pleasant and/or fun people than I can remember... and was given almost as many for being a model passenger... I still wish that nice passengers with good manners out numbered the rude and unpleasant ones...(sigh) Here is a little history of cabin crews... The first flights carrying civilian passengers was about 1914 and the co-pilot often served the passengers and tended to their needs... The UK started having Cabin Boys or Stewards in the 1920's. Western Airlines was the first to have men in the cabins in the US. In the 30's Boeing started hiring nurses to be on the airplanes with the cabin boys as air travel was quite different and air sickness was very common and people seemed to be reassured by having a nurse on board. The first female stewardess was Ellen Church hired by United in 1930 as she had been trained as a pilot but was also a registered nurse. In 1936 Eastern Airlines had an all male cabin crew but with WWII the men and the nurses were needed by the military and woman filled the roles in the cabin. By the 50's most US carriers no longer hired men to work as cabin crew. In 1967 Celio Diaz sued Pan Am for discrimination using the 1964 Civil Rights Act and won his case and was the first male cabin attendant for Pan Am in that era.... by 1971 men were about 15% of the total workforce on flights in the US. I've met a lot of interesting people flying including one of my best life long friends... some of the better flights have included meeting and/or having conversations with some of the following people... Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton... Geraldine Chaplin... Horst Buchholz... Faye Dunaway... Sam Elliot... Cary Grant... Francesco Scavullo... Issey Miyake... Audrey Hepburn... Robert Redford... Farrah Fawcett... But hands down the nicest and most charming person I've ever met on a flight or anywhere else is... Angie Dickinson! As a flight attendant... the worst passenger is a tie between Lucille Ball and Ryan O'Neil... As a passenger I've flown with or close by a lot of other people who were not so charming or nice and it's too long of a list but included... Diana Ross, Jerry Seinfeld, Joanna Carson and Zsa Zsa Gabor; my issue with them is more the way they treated the cabin crew or the people sitting next to them... I've always followed my hard and fast rule of not engaging with celebrities unless they initiate the conversation... I think most celebrities, musicians and athletes travel by private jet or charter these days... I've only done it a few times and as far as I'm concerned... "It's the only way to fly!" but meanwhile if you are traveling on a commercial airline make the best of it... travel light... arrive hours ahead of schedule to deal with security checks and know what you can and can not bring in your baggage before you leave your house and if you have a health issue or for some reason require privacy you are allowed to ask for a private security screening after you have walked through the metal detector and your bag has gone through the x-ray machine if the TSA agent warrants additional screening and searches (it takes longer) but usually worth the extra time and trouble it takes under special circumstances and conditions.... pay to go into the first class lounge before take off, wear comfortable clothing and shoes and drink a lot of water to keep yourself hydrated during flights... the cabin pressure is the same as being in the desert... and keep in mind that odors are intensified on an aircraft due to being pressurized; so be clean and as fresh as possible and don't wear too much aftershave or perfume.... I wish you clear skies and happy landings wherever your future travel destinations may take you... and always consider what I do every time I take off or land... "Get ready this could be the start of most exciting day (or night) of my life!" (depending on what time zone I'm in or where in relation to the International Date Line!)--- I remember leaving Tokyo one year at 3:15 pm on 24, December and arriving in New York at 2:45 pm on 24, December... it was fun celebrating the holidays twice! I hope you will join me next week when I'll be talking about some of my favorite holiday traditions