Wanking Disasters

[cupboardy]

::Looks at Jimbo:: :D

[Guest Jimbo66]

QUOTE(Wonderwoman @ Jul 4 2006, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

::Looks around the room and asks cupster and Jimbo: "Where in hell are my two pink dildos gone to ?"::

:ww:
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::whispers to WW:: They're up Cupster's ass :lol:

[cupboardy]

erm... Could you give me the number of that nice Doctor please Cool_a...feelin' a bit sore...

[Guest Jimbo66]

::wonders to himself what else Cupster might stick up there:: :shock::

[cupboardy]

...well Kiwikid has been missing for a while now.... :unsure:

[Guest Jimbo66]

thats a mighty ass you got there :D

[The Mole]

Lol when i was about 12 i was in my parents room (the yhad cable in there) watching the previews for the porn channels, you can guess the rest...

 

They came in when i was full flow.

[cupboardy]

LMAO - and its too late to just stop then as well, Gutted!!!!

 

good one :)

[The Mole]

Its not funny, i still wonder if they talk about it, or they have forgotten all about it.

 

I keep almost being caught on porn on the computer just get id and hide my boner under the desk in time.

[Cool_a]

I'll finish my little confession.....

 

The surgery kept being bumped. From 6am Saturday morning, to midday, to around 8pm etc.. through to Sunday around 10am. So from Friday night to Sunday morning I was laying in this hospital bed wide awake, wanting a cigarette, freaking out.

 

When I got home, the dildo which had been given back to me (clean), was smashed into little pieces by a sledgehammer. Boy did I hate that dildo.

 

I could write more, but I'll conclude by saying.... *that* is a wanking disaster. :mellow: :lol:

 

:sperm:

[suncoastboi]

I know this is bad and a little irrelevant, but curiosity is taking over and wanted to know just how big was that dildo?

 

:wub:

[cupboardy]

Cool_a ent this to me by email

 

I don't suppose he'd mind if I posted it here...we're all friends after all

 

This is THE dildo....

 

[Guest Jimbo66]

QUOTE(the Mole @ Jul 4 2006, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Its not funny, i still wonder if they talk about it, or they have forgotten all about it.

I keep almost being caught on porn on the computer just get id and hide my boner under the desk in time.
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Oh I use to have to do that and it was so annoying cause I would always get caught off guard and I would rush to close everything...I myself have never been caught doing anything naughty like jerking off...I'm just thankful I have my own computer in my own room with locks :P

[cupboardy]

I dont understand all this stuff about locks, does nobody have any manners.

 

If someone knocks my door they know not to come in until I say so...

[Wonderwoman]

good that cupster has not even no locks, but no doors as well :P

 

because else his fat blokes never get into his room ;)

 

:ww:

[cupboardy]

LOL - Ooh you bitch :P ... If only that were true :(

[Wonderwoman]

well maybe you should move over the big pond...

 

rumour says that there are fat blokes aplenty there ;)

 

:ww:

[suncoastboi]

good that cupster has not even no locks, but no doors as well

 

because else his fat blokes never get into his room

 

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:rofl:

 

This is the guy in cupboardy's room right now!

 

 

[Wonderwoman]

yeah for sure...

 

no wonder cupster is offline has to do some :blow: I guess

 

even so IT must be hard to find under all those masses :huh:

 

:ww:

[suncoastboi]

So true :ww: I guess he likes the warmth of all the folds on top of him. Giving a blowjob to this guy would be like diving your face into a giant bowl of jello looking for a ticktack! :shock:

[cupboardy]

ha ha, I have a few pics of that bloke!! - Though he is a bit too big for my tastes,

 

You'll normally find that a small cock is part of the attraction for many chasers, not that fat blokes are pre-disposed to have smaller cocks, it just tends to recede as the fat builds around it.

 

[suncoastboi]

This is going to haunt my dreams for a long while! :blink:

[Guest Jimbo66]

:shock: no comment

[cupboardy]

No Comment - Is that because Your mouth's full Jimbo...

[Wonderwoman]

ha ha, I have a few pics of that bloke!! - Though he is a bit too big for my tastes,

You'll normally find that a small cock is part of the attraction for many chasers, not that fat blokes are pre-disposed to have smaller cocks, it just tends to recede as the fat builds around it.


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good that we don´t have any Greenpeace member here on the borad or he would try to drag your man back into the sea...

you know : SAFE THE WHALES :D

:ww: