Your safety while you are with us here

at Loveless Motel is our greatest concern.

Please keep in mind that lifeguards on the beach at the lake

find it hard enough to stay focused on doing their job,

despite the many attempts by some of our more aggressive guests

to divert their attention to their own more pressing needs.

 Stalking lifeguards will get you beach bitches

a few days in the Hoosegow, guaranteed.