Loveless Motel is aaaaarghuably overdue for a lakeside invasion

this summer from some of the locals who live

around the perimeter of the lake, in their pirate finery.

 Word is that they, and you,

will find real treasure on the beach,

in the dunes where they're looking

for a hole and a place to bury it,

and at You Crazy Beach Hut where you can cruise

the swimsuit section and ask for a private fitting.