The meat rack on the back porch of the Malamute Saloon

in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel...

Hats are all the rage.  Black boots are optional.

Red and black plaid is so last year, "Now that the Buffalo's Gone."

Faded jeans will make guys overlook your pencil-pushing hands.

The only cowboy who's ever come near a cow is the guy with rolled cuffs.

Not wearing a vest is downright sissy, but denotes a bottom.

He's gonna have a busy night.