When you book a Certified Hustler at Loveless Motel,

you have an option  for an additional fee

to hire a professional photographer from Shutter Bug Camera Shop

to come in and take some shots of your encounter.

 We provide here some recent shots

of deadbeat guests whose checks have bounced.

 You can purchase 8x10 glossies at the Shutterbug,

or preorder the annual "Loveless Deadbeats"

coffee table book just in time for Christmas,

bound in Corinthian Leather, which makes a "loveless" gift!

(A portion of the sales goes to any

Certified Hustlers who may have been stiffed)