What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?

[JoelR]

On 9/22/2019 at 6:09 PM, Cool_a said:

Is that why every member has access to sticky notes here?

 

 

Blame @wolfe haha

[wolfe]

11 minutes ago, JoelR said:

Blame @wolfe haha

Who me?😏 😜

[nibble16]

hahah @Cool_a @JoelR @wolfe , hilarious! Sticky note! hahaha

[nibble16]

I'm not that daring. Gym shower and in a spa jacuzzi. hahaha I wonder if those security cameras were working... 

[XBilano]

Wheen I was a teen in someone's car while I was waiting for him, God I hope he didn't smell it 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Cool_a]

So I wonder whether anyone else has a fun story to tell...

What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off?

[DeanGreen]

Church boiler room. In winter it was the warmest place to be. me and another guy both jerked in there. He came a lot.

[Gw3000]

My aunt and uncles bedroom when they were at work in 1988,  I was 18, horny, and an Esquire magazine was on my uncle’s bed stand.  Erection, jerk, ejaculation.  

[Ton]

At my desk at my cubicle working at my job for the federal government.

[maninflipflops]

I used to masturbate on the railroad on the way to work if there was no one right next to me. 

[wolfe]

Not the strangest place but most unusual. A movie director I met and myself are both horny guys so we cyber jack when we are frisky lol.

[Guest Dancenog]

On 11 November 2008 at 6:38 PM, colonelsun said:

 

.....Hey...honey.....you'll have to narrow it down a bit as my country's full of perverts. :closedeyes:

Totally. Hahah.

[CUM-HUNGRY]

In my hospital bed after back surgery and getting a catheter removed that had been if for 7 days. Door to my room was opened but I had such a hard one I couldn't wait. It felt like the first time I ever jerked off. I think the catheter had sealed off my plumbing down there somehow. It was an intense blast! I laid there with cum drying on my legs and felt so great. It wasn't dried yet when the PT guys came in to help me stand and learn how to walk again. One of them casually wiped me dry, wrapped a second hotel gown around my backside and not a word was mentioned. 

[ROGERsoCal]

Years ago, when I lived in Salt Lake City,  I had a membership to a gym that was north of the Temple.  Forget its name..

Anyway, I was in the jacuzzi when this handsome guy sat down next to me as the jacuzzi was totally full.  

It was a unisex jacuzzi. 

Shortly after the guy sat next to me, I felt a hand reach over and go under my swim suit and grab my dick.

He began jerking me off while a dozen other people sat there bubbling away..  

Eventually I began to reach  that inevitable orgasmic plateau and as I plunged over the edge, I let out a throaty moan.  Everyone's eyes were on me as I shot off Into the hot bubbling water.  

I froze realizing the predicament I was in and just dunked my head under the water and came up and said, "man this is water is perfect!!"

Everyone around me smiled and it began a round of conversation that diverted the attention away from me.

The guy who had been jerking me off began some lame conversation about me trying his spot which had a bubble spout as he was leaving.

When he got up, I couldn't help noticing that a lot of my sperm had attached to the hair on his arm.

I said "yea, I think I have had enough too". We both left and once we hit the shower room, I went into the sauna.

After a while a guy who had been sitting across the pool came in and asked me how I liked the hand job  which Frankly shocked me.

He laughed and said that guy had done the same thing to him and that he enjoyed watching what I was going through and that he liked how I covered up my orgasm.  

That was the most public and embarrassing jerkoff in my life so far....

[Guest Dancenog]

7 hours ago, ROGERsoCal said:

Years ago, when I lived in Salt Lake City,  I had a membership to a gym that was north of the Temple.  Forget its name..

Anyway, I was in the jacuzzi when this handsome guy sat down next to me as the jacuzzi was totally full.  

It was a unisex jacuzzi. 

Shortly after the guy sat next to me, I felt a hand reach over and go under my swim suit and grab my dick.

He began jerking me off while a dozen other people sat there bubbling away..  

Eventually I began to reach  that inevitable orgasmic plateau and as I plunged over the edge, I let out a throaty moan.  Everyone's eyes were on me as I shot off Into the hot bubbling water.  

I froze realizing the predicament I was in and just dunked my head under the water and came up and said, "man this is water is perfect!!"

Everyone around me smiled and it began a round of conversation that diverted the attention away from me.

The guy who had been jerking me off began some lame conversation about me trying his spot which had a bubble spout as he was leaving.

When he got up, I couldn't help noticing that a lot of my sperm had attached to the hair on his arm.

I said "yea, I think I have had enough too". We both left and once we hit the shower room, I went into the sauna.

After a while a guy who had been sitting across the pool came in and asked me how I liked the hand job  which Frankly shocked me.

He laughed and said that guy had done the same thing to him and that he enjoyed watching what I was going through and that he liked how I covered up my orgasm.  

That was the most public and embarrassing jerkoff in my life so far....

That is a funny story. Ah hahaha. Awesome man 

[Angel]

@KFisch I did that a lot when I was younger. Nothing strange about that, especially when they want to "play" along with you! 😇

[Angel]

@CUM-HUNGRY That was nice of them. 😇

[Angel]

@XBilano He probably did. Just saying. You cannot mistake that smell. 😇

Edited April 8, 2020 by Angel
I forgot to add an emoji.

[sutedmike]

On an overnight flight, sitting next to an incredibly hot but straight hunk who was asleep.  I managed to get my leg resting against his and, well, you can guess the rest. He never woke up, thank goodness. 

[Pommander]

In a movie theatre - when I went to see Brokeback Mountain for the first time 🙂

[Tim200]

When I was a student I used to work in the summer at a gas station shop. One day, I found a (straight) porn magazine whose packaging was open. At mealtime, I read it. I was so horny that I couldn't help going to the bathroom to jerk off. It was so good!

[Judi]

I went to to back 40 acres of our farm and jerked off behind the barn.  Love 

the outdoors for jerkin

[Theman12]

wearhouse, and restroom at work, Campbell Soup co.

[Sunflower]

I was 15, I masturbated in my Spanish class, hidden behind the desk, sitting next to my classmate who watched me until I came in my pants. Youth!

[maninflipflops]

I used to sit naked at the nude beach and watch the guys walk by as I privately masturbated.