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What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?

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devante

What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?

 

I remember one time i was so horny i jerked off in a public buss.

It was a hot summer and i just came from the beach

On my way to the bus station i went to the supermarket to get some groceries

In the supermarket i caught myself having a hard cock so i went to the magazine stand,

and i watched some porn magazines. When it was time to get to the bus i allmost missed it.

So while i'm running (with my short swimming short) i felt that my cock was so hard it wanted to get out.

Finally in the bus my whole crouch was wet from my cock being so hard and while sitting in the back

i secretly pull out my hard cock and i begin to masturbate while watchin the other people in the buss.

 

Because it was so hot and me being so horny not long after i pulled it out and masturbated i came,

and because i didnt had any tissues with me i just shoot my load of cum on the back of the seat in front of me.

The other people in the bus, aswell the chauffeur didnt saw or heard anything.. hihi :penis:

 

So my question 4 u is: What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?

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colonelsun

On a mortuary slab in London. Don't worry the corpse never complained and anyway the mortician was wanking me off. :closedeyes:

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hager75
On a mortuary slab in London. Don't worry the corpse never complained and anyway the mortician was wanking me off. :closedeyes:

 

I was going to accuse you of necrophilia until I read that you were with the mortician. :lol:

 

:hager75:

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Major1

I don't think I've ever done it in a weird place... I'm a bit boring I guess

I should've just abstained from posting in this thread instead of making you read this dull response

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RunItsBlip

:blip: once had a seizure in a glass elevator

 

(:blip: is terrified of heights)

 

 

 

 

 

does this count?

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pacific
I don't think I've ever done it in a weird place... I'm a bit boring I guess

I should've just abstained from posting in this thread instead of making you read this dull response

 

I agree with you 199%, Major1, that's why I didn't post in this thread. ...what? :shock: Oh, blast, now I've gone and done it!!! Stupid old me... :(

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colonelsun
I don't think I've ever done it in a weird place... I'm a bit boring I guess

I should've just abstained from posting in this thread instead of making you read this dull response

 

Get on a plane Major and stay with me for a week....i'll guarantee you'll think i should be behind bars or at least committed. :closedeyes:

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colonelsun
I was going to accuse you of necrophilia until I read that you were with the mortician. :lol:

 

:hager75:

 

And i was still pulling out mortician's putty from my ass a week later.

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trektmbg123

not that weird but the high school urinal

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Joeb1547624863
And i was still pulling out mortician's putty from my ass a week later.

 

wait...no one seems to have asked the question as to why you were ina morgue in the first place?

 

o_0

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colonelsun
wait...no one seems to have asked the question as to why you were ina morgue in the first place?

 

o_0

 

Don't go there, honey...........it will mess with your mind.....and it had absolutely nothing to do with the sign outside that said 'free men'. Actually the sign read Mr Freeman and he was a visiting mortician but you wouldn't believe what he could do with a pair of latex gloves and a supermarket chicken. :closedeyes:

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Joeb1547624863
Don't go there, honey...........it will mess with your mind.....and it had absolutely nothing to do with the sign outside that said 'free men'. Actually the sign read Mr Freeman and he was a visiting mortician but you wouldn't believe what he could do with a pair of latex gloves and a supermarket chicken. :closedeyes:

 

....interesting :noexpression: next time i go morgue visiting, do you mind if pick you up first then?

 

its sumwhat a regular thing where i work...eheh

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colonelsun
....interesting :noexpression: next time i go morgue visiting, do you mind if pick you up first then?

 

its sumwhat a regular thing where i work...eheh

 

A regular thing? This sounds kinky if not just this side of legal.....sign me up. :closedeyes:

 

And my mother tried to tell me necrophillia was porn involving the neck and people into scarves.

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Joeb1547624863
A regular thing? This sounds kinky if not just this side of legal.....sign me up. :closedeyes:

 

And my mother tried to tell me necrophillia was porn involving the neck and people into scarves.

 

Lol, no i work in a hospital...part of my job requires me to sometimes take a visit to the morgue ;) lol

 

 

yes im a doctor.

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ButchBarbie

rubs eyes and continues to mumble on her way out of this threads........ :noexpression:

 

 

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Wonderwoman

are those corpses not a bit cold ? :unsure:

 

:ww:

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Joeb1547624863

.....we have a giant microwave ww :)

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Guest KFisch

I am not that bold so I can't just whip it out anywhere, but I have jerked off in a room with other guys when they were all sleeping. It was my friends house for a sleepover

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Major1
I am not that bold so I can't just whip it out anywhere, but I have jerked off in a room with other guys when they were all sleeping. It was my friends house for a sleepover

 

were you caught? this could be a good start to a porno

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colonelsun
I am not that bold so I can't just whip it out anywhere, but I have jerked off in a room with other guys when they were all sleeping. It was my friends house for a sleepover

 

Other room where the guys were sleeping? Do you mean prison? :lol:

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colonelsun
Lol, no i work in a hospital...part of my job requires me to sometimes take a visit to the morgue ;) lol

 

 

yes im a doctor.

 

You're a doctor? Can i slip behind the curtain and take all my clothes off?

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fromdadelta

Standing in line at a concession stand at a football game. concession stand had 5 serving windows about 20 people at each window but it was CROWDED. Saw a cute guy with shorts on. My dick got hard, I unzipped and jerked off

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