What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?

[PlayfulStan]

Nude Outside Jeep Lost Bet link to photo

I lost a bet and had to hand over my clothes and house keys  to a group of mixed friends.  Then drive naked to a shopping mall marking lot, during the day, to retrieve my clothes and keys. 

They made me jerk off in front of them and took videos and photos no idea how many ended up on the net.  This one with jeep made it and usually very popular when I find it's posting.

Edited November 30, 2022 by PlayfulStan
Linked to wrong photo initially.

[PlayfulStan]

Perhaps more risky.  A dare with friends at a public cinema.  Not certain if any theater staff saw my small wonder and jerking on display. Everyone in my group completed a dare that day.  Mine dare was not even the most public or outrageous.

So much laughing from my male and female friends.  Some even used flash to take photos.  Mind you it's very cold in a theater.

Can anyone  guess the movie playing in the background?  I may may make a custum selfie to those that comment with correct answer.

@PlayfulStan Stan Leibennach, Pansexual, Switch, giving and honoring bets/dares.

[smallshavedcock]

storage unit driveway, public restroom in front of the sinks

[twinkr]

Train toilet, almost got caught but what can you do as a horny teen

[intlsurf]

During "Peace Sunday" held for 80,000 fans on a really hot day at the Rose Bowl, I stood, body-to-body, in line for a few soft drinks. Standing directly in front of me I found a veritable musclebound hunk. I pressed my crotch tight against his ass as my fingers stroked his thighs and the shorts in which those pillars were encased. It might sound daring, but we were piled high with loads of people. Nobody could see and I did this for 10 or 15 minutes. I'm sure precum stained my shorts yet I didn't release the monster. The guy never moved, never looked back at me, and I had the pleasure of his company--the highlight of that day.

[intlsurf]

On 11/18/2022 at 6:10 AM, moon33 said:

i was 16, inside the steam room at my local gym. went in with a towel wrapped around my waist, sat down  where i could see through the glass door, to check out all the guys walking around naked. jerked off right there, didn't care if anybody knew.....kind of wish some daddy would have walked in and joined me.

I used to go to a gym in West Hollywood, one that's no longer there, near La Cienega. I didn't go there to work out (although I often used my membership at a gym across town). I went to that gym because I had found a secluded place outside the weight room where I would jackoff and watch the men pump muscle. No one ever bothered or noticed me (yet I stand 6-feet-4-inches) and I can't tell you how many loads of cum I lost. I bicycled across town just for the purpose of shooting a load while watching those hot guys go through their gym routine. Too bad the gym is no longer there.

[intlsurf]

On 4/6/2020 at 4:20 PM, ROGERsoCal said:

Years ago, when I lived in Salt Lake City,  I had a membership to a gym that was north of the Temple.  Forget its name..

Anyway, I was in the jacuzzi when this handsome guy sat down next to me as the jacuzzi was totally full.  

It was a unisex jacuzzi. 

Shortly after the guy sat next to me, I felt a hand reach over and go under my swim suit and grab my dick.

He began jerking me off while a dozen other people sat there bubbling away..  

Eventually I began to reach  that inevitable orgasmic plateau and as I plunged over the edge, I let out a throaty moan.  Everyone's eyes were on me as I shot off Into the hot bubbling water.  

I froze realizing the predicament I was in and just dunked my head under the water and came up and said, "man this is water is perfect!!"

Everyone around me smiled and it began a round of conversation that diverted the attention away from me.

The guy who had been jerking me off began some lame conversation about me trying his spot which had a bubble spout as he was leaving.

When he got up, I couldn't help noticing that a lot of my sperm had attached to the hair on his arm.

I said "yea, I think I have had enough too". We both left and once we hit the shower room, I went into the sauna.

After a while a guy who had been sitting across the pool came in and asked me how I liked the hand job  which Frankly shocked me.

He laughed and said that guy had done the same thing to him and that he enjoyed watching what I was going through and that he liked how I covered up my orgasm.  

That was the most public and embarrassing jerkoff in my life so far....

I used to live in Salt Lake City and during the construction of a downtown hotel, I noticed an absolutely gorgeous bodybuilder on the work crew. Since summer had arrived, the muscleman never wore a shirt. This guy had muscle on top of muscle (Canadian porno star Phillipe Massa comes to mind), and I chose not to pass up on this opportunity. The construction site sat next to a parking structure where I would stand within eyesight of him, a hoodie tied around my waste and my right hand wrapped around my cock, ever so slowly pumping out a load as I memorized every inch of that he-man's physique . If only the stud knew about my worship a mere twenty-to-thirty feet away. I visited that site often, and the best time occurred when I found him just outside a Port-A-Potty where I asked permission from another construction worker to use the toilet. The only relief I had, however, had nothing to the normal use of a toilet. I will never forget just how hot that toilet was as I pounded my sweaty cock while watching my favorite bodybuilder, his arms bulging--just a few feet away.

[intlsurf]

On 5/29/2020 at 3:02 AM, sutedmike said:

On an overnight flight, sitting next to an incredibly hot but straight hunk who was asleep.  I managed to get my leg resting against his and, well, you can guess the rest. He never woke up, thank goodness. 

Once, I crossed the country on a Greyhound bus and found myself sitting next to a veritable male model. He stood a bit above the average height, had blond hair and even had modelled, he said, for a major store's catalogue. We were in our early 20's and, for some reason, we hit it off and spent the next several hundred miles sitting next to each other. We thought alike, shared so many interests that I later regretted when we parted ways. Meanwhile, and don't ask me why, we stripped down to just our jeans. I could feel the heat of his body as we snuggled, sleeping as close as we could to each other while touching (I made it a point to touch my fellow traveler as often as I could: a slap on the back, a handshake and, while we apparently dozed, a caress up and down his left leg) . He had a very good, solid build, and I remember our arms and shoulders pressed rather tightly against each other. Heck, I can even smell the scent of his hair as I write this. I think we spent just one night together, but in the middle of the night as I slept, my rock hard cock exploded in an orgasm. I got up quickly from my seat and, in the privacy of the bathroom,  discovered gobs of sticky cum drying between my cock and Levi's. When I returned to my seat, the gorgeous guy asked why I had gotten up so quickly from my seat (he said it like a spouse would ask another spouse to "Come back to bed, honey"). I sat down a little reluctantly as I had never had a wet dream like that. Did I smell of manhood, sweat and cum? No doubt. I wonder if my friend hadn't actually urged, with his hand, my cock to climax as I slept so very, very close.

Edited February 18, 2023 by intlsurf

[intlsurf]

On 1/7/2016 at 10:07 PM, william89 said:

Once I did it in the car, without any of the other guys noticing. An also in a store's dressing room

My car often drowned in sweat and precum during the times I used it to watch other guys while I jacked off. It's amazing how pumping out an orgasm is something that can be done so privately yet so very publicly in an automobile. I liked removing my pants and shorts and stretching my legs out in front of me while I jacked off, gazing at a good looking hunk nearby.  Down the street from where I lived were two gorgeous guys, living in separate houses, loaded with muscle. They would would mow their lawns and strip down to their shirts. I would park across the street, strip down to almost nothing, and masturbate. Sweat would mix with spit, precum and lube (as I carried a jar of Petroleum Jelly with me just for such an occassion).

[intlsurf]

On 2/4/2014 at 9:54 AM, Tjero said:

When i was about 17years old there was a tennis-court. Around it there where trees and high gras outside the fences of the court. Every now and then i went there to watch for tennis-balls that flew over the fence ... or sometimes just watch the People playing. But for some reason someone hid a porn-magazine there, which i found. There were even a few naked guys inside, which inspired me to wank off to them. I repeated it over a few days but one day mrs fortune made the owner of the Magazine appear when i was in the middle of the Action. He was even younger then me and he surely knew what i was doing. I pretended i was just peeing there. He surely knew i was lying. It was so embarrasing ... lol. Never went there again.

That reminds me of a large city park where I often cruised for other guys looking for sex. One day, a beautiful, blonde, well-muscled guy (who may even have played professional baseball--he sure looked the type) arrived and walked up my favorite trail. The guy was powerfully built, yet I decided to ask him why he was there despite the beating I probably would have taken from a straight guy: "Are you here to pee or get off," I asked. "To get off," he answered as we jockeyed into position. We stripped down to just our shorts (and wore them down by our ankles). We each wore cockrings and the muscleman, who surprised me, was first on his knees with my cock in his mouth. Soon, we stood facing each other, panting, moaning as precum oozed from our cocks. As we got closer to climax, I felt the warm hand of a stranger on my bare, exposed butt. Out of the corner of my eyes and behind me, I noticed that we had drawn a crowd of half-a-dozen or so people who were as close to getting off as we were. What a way to spend an afternoon in L.A.!

[intlsurf]

On 9/30/2013 at 11:06 PM, jambosee said:

I always remember one night I had a bit much to drink and ended up in a police cell to sobre me up, had a brilliant wank there, still don't know to this day if they were watching me on camera lol..madness!

I, too, spent a night in a jail cell. I had a very handsome cell mate and, during the night, I, too, had a brilliant wank--all the while hoping my cell mate would wake up.

[valorous]

In a primary school playground

[Josselin]

Well, in a male friend bedroom, reading one of his straight porn magazine. I was 17...

[robcryston69]

L'endroit le plus insolite et excitant où je me suis branlé avec un pote dingue comme moi de branle de bites, c'était sur la scène d'une salle de spectacles, la nuit. Ce pote travaillait comme technicien pour la salle de spectacles et un soir il m'avait filé une invitation pour un concert. Après le concert on a bu quelques verres au bar puis il m'a dit de l'attendre. Une fois que tout le monde a été parti, on s'est retrouvé lui et moi et on a commencé à se tripoter comme des malades puis on a commencé à monter sur la scène et on s'excitait à fond, totalement en rut devant tous ces fauteuils vides mais on imaginait que des tas de gars nous regardaient en train de nous branler. Puis on s'est amusé à aller nous asseoir dans les fauteuils de la salle, à nous palucher les bites bien raides à les claquer contre nos cuisses et à gémir comme des vrais cochons que nous étions. Et nous avons fait durer le plaisir pendant plus d'une heure. On l'a refait un mois plus tard environ. Ce pote était vraiment un bon vicelard imaginatif.

[Josselin]

Horny story. Thank you @robcryston69

[moet49]

The warning from U Mass.  In my freshman and sophomore years I ws in a dorm with roommates.  The showers were private niches and one drew a curtain.  Where else could a young  guy beat his meat--unless the roommate was away?

[william1303]

On the ferry between the North and South Island in NZ

[Josselin]

On 4/8/2024 at 9:39 AM, william1303 said:

On the ferry between the North and South Island in NZ

Hot and brave! 

[Scott]

The roof of the house that my family lived in when I was a teenager 😅

[Josselin]

3 hours ago, Scott said:

The roof of the house that my family lived in when I was a teenager 😅

During the day or by night under the stars? 

[Scott]

47 minutes ago, Josselin said:

During the day or by night under the stars? 

During the day but it was in a spot where no one could see me 😂

[Josselin]

4 minutes ago, Scott said:

During the day but it was in a spot where no one could see me 😂

Hot! Thank you! 

[Scott]

16 minutes ago, Josselin said:

Hot! Thank you! 

You're welcome! 😁