The offer game

[tj10017]

On 5/2/2019 at 12:54 AM, Sammy said:

Having to listen to horrible jokes for about one hour?

No, and that's why I stopped watching the late-night talk shows. 😂

An opportunity to give a sex education talk at your local primary/elementary school to a class of 10-year-olds?

[Sammy]

Errrr no. I guess they’d just giggle and don’t take me seriously.

Or even worse, some might ask me questions I couldn’t answer? 😂

 

A free Uber  Ride?

[tj10017]

Show 'em Lars, and watch their laughter turn to envy and amazement.

Sure, I'll take a free Uber ride. Where are we going?

A happy handjob as you sit in the back of a ride-sharing vehicle?

 

[Sammy]

1 minute ago, tj10017 said:

Where are we going?

To Paris, baby. 😜

(Weird side info: while writing it, my butt crack itches. Are those two interrelated? 🙃) 

2 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

A happy handjob as you sit in the back of a ride-sharing vehicle?

Yes please. Any possible upgrade to a blow job? 😉

 

A new smartphone ?

[tj10017]

Hell yes, you can upgrade to a blow job. Not a problem. I'll even soothe that itchy ass of yours. With my tongue. 😉

But I'll pass on the smartphone. I just got a new one a couple of months ago.

A 4K TV?

[Sammy]

I’m looking for a new TV in the near future, so I’ll gladly take it. 🤩

 

A pill against your massive diarrhoea? 😄

[tj10017]

No thanks. I've got the matter well in hand.

OK, no more diarrhea jokes. I swear.

An appointment with a professional stylist who will manscape your naughty bits?

[Sammy]

That’d be interesting for sure, so yeah.

 

A hair trimmer for either your head/face or your pubes?

[tj10017]

Yes, please. It's definitely time for a new one.

A hot-stone massage from a muscular therapist?

 

[bakersman94]

(((((S P R O I N G))))) you talk my language, tj!! as long as he touches as much of me as he can, i`m in for the duration

a hot, and handsome bodybuilder to follow you around all day, and he even wants to hold your hand?

Edited May 3, 2019 by bakersman94

[tj10017]

Gee, I don't know, Wes. A hot, handsome bodybuilder who's infatuated with me -- what on earth would I do with him? Can he cook? Will he wash windows?

You may sense a bit of sarcasm in my response, and you would be correct. Would any man in his right mind turn down your offer? Ever? EVER? I don't care if he has bad breath and a stinky butt -- send him over!

A rabid, ravenous pit bull to follow you around all day, and he even wants to eat your hand?

[Sammy]

22 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

Would any man in his right mind turn down your offer? Ever? EVER?

A straight man probably might. 😄

22 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

A rabid, ravenous pit bull to follow you around all day, and he even wants to eat your hand?

I could take your own text and adding „NOT“ everywhere. 😂

So no, thank you.

A Board Game with Friends.

[tj10017]

Sure. Any excuse to get together with friends gets a thumbs-up from me.

An evening of bowling and beer with your buddies?

[Sammy]

Id rather drink something else but beer shall work too. 🤓

 

A new piece of furniture?

[Zuleika]

I'll take a red velvet chaise longe, to lie down on.

A mirror?

Edited May 3, 2019 by Zuleika

[tj10017]

Yes. I'd like to have this delivered ASAP:

A new sleeping companion who comes with your choice of bed?

[bakersman94]

cool .. as long as the new sleeping companion isn`t Victor Rios ... last thing i need is a jealous tj stalking me, looking for Victor

new bed clothes for your new bed?

[tj10017]

Yes, please. Something very, very durable.

An electric tea kettle?

[bakersman94]

yes please ..... i`m going to need a new Kettle when i move out on my own

a makeover for your living room?

[tj10017]

Yes please. It's been far too long.

A free session with a financial planner to help you set goals and develop strategies to reach them?

[Sammy]

Sure, that'd probably be helpful. :)

 

A week to live with the Amish?

[tj10017]

Only if I've witnessed the murder of an undercover cop in the men's room of Philadelphia's 30th Street Station and need a place to hide out until the killer is caught. Otherwise, no (even though they make great comfort food).

A three-hour sightseeing tour on a chartered boat even as the weather's started getting rough and the tiny ship could be tossed, leaving you stranded on an island with seven other castaways, including a movie star and a millionaire?

[Timmy]

Yes, although the last time I was on a sightseeing boat, I was going to the Isle of Capri. The water was rough and the woman next to me threw up. So I did too. So neither the movie star (Jake Gyllenhal? Sp?) nor the millionaire (Tim Cook?) would probably be interested in me.

Climb down into the Grand Canyon?

[bakersman94]

that could be a most interesting experience!! as long as the climbing down can be down on foot, i`m in

backpacking through Europe for a summer with places to stay along the way for free including food. the locals are very friendly and love to meet new people from all around the world. 

[Sammy]

Sure thing. 🤓

A new painting?