What is the weirdest place you ever jerked off ?

[colonelsun]

Standing in line at a concession stand at a football game. concession stand had 5 serving windows about 20 people at each window but it was CROWDED. Saw a cute guy with shorts on. My dick got hard, I unzipped and jerked off

 

God...that's daring. I really hope mayonnaise wasn't being served anywhere.

[sakzy1]

I was in Los Angeles for work and decided to visit the local Ballys gym. After my workout I decided to go to the sauna and spa. They had a huge whilrpool bath, about the size of 25' swimming pool, and although there seemed to be a lot of people in it, it was big enough that it didn't seem crowded. Mostly Asians, which is common in California.

 

I walked down into the hot bubbly spa and found a jet to sit in front of to ease my lower back tension. It felt great. So good that I kept turning to the sides so the jet would hit different parts of my legs & butt.

 

Well, when I turned around and that jet got into my shorts, it twirled around my dick and balls in a way that it got me hard in an instant. I looked around to see if anybody noticed but everyone was in their own Zen world. I continued letting the jet fondle me for a while, but when that jet got inside my foreskin twirling around, it was just too much to take and I came right there. I wouldn't have continued had I thought I was going to cum into a pool full of people. I hope there's enough bleach in that water to dissolve that cum in no time especially with the boiling water.

 

It was quite an orgasm though, and handsfree.

[Wonderwoman]

I hope that was a male only sauna or else we might have a lot of little sakzyies running around now :D

 

:ww:

[colonelsun]

I hope that was a male only sauna or else we might have a lot of little sakzyies running around now :D

 

:ww:

 

Honey.......if you think lots of little sakzyies are a nightmare too far......i used to donate to a London sperm clinic on a regular basis.

 

I've filled more cups than Starbucks!! :closedeyes:

[sakzy1]

I hope that was a male only sauna or else we might have a lot of little sakzyies running around now :D

 

:ww:

 

:cool_a:

 

There were both men & women. Mostly Japanese.

OMG if that was possible I may very well have a Japanese/Cuban American kid somewhere.

What if my swimmers chose a virgin to swim into. Virginal conception!

[JackD]

no where reallly.......bedroom and shower??

[Wonderwoman]

Honey.......if you think lots of little sakzyies are a nightmare too far......i used to donate to a London sperm clinic on a regular basis.

 

I've filled more cups than Starbucks!! :closedeyes:

 

 

now we know where Prince Harry is coming from :D

 

:ww:

[raabcardo]

Weirdest place was a public bathroom, inside the stall.... Boring, I know.

 

But I did once get a blowjob in a parking lot from a guy with the same first name as mine whose birthday it was. We were in the back of the bar where he was a barback (ha!) and he went down on me for about thirty seconds before my paranoia kicked in. Sure enough, after I was zipped up an decent, a police car cruised by! That was a close one, especially for a (usually) goody-two-shoes like me....

 

P.S. Thirty seconds was NOT enough to finish me off, just for the record.... ;)

[colonelsun]

Weirdest place was a public bathroom, inside the stall.... Boring, I know.

 

But I did once get a blowjob in a parking lot from a guy with the same first name as mine whose birthday it was. We were in the back of the bar where he was a barback (ha!) and he went down on me for about thirty seconds before my paranoia kicked in. Sure enough, after I was zipped up an decent, a police car cruised by! That was a close one, especially for a (usually) goody-two-shoes like me....

 

P.S. Thirty seconds was NOT enough to finish me off, just for the record.... ;)

 

Honey....30 seconds isn't enough for any guy. I need more than half a minute to raise my mast and splice the main-brace. :closedeyes:

[colonelsun]

now we know where Prince Harry is coming from :D

 

:ww:

 

Hey i'm no ginger nut. :closedeyes:

 

My pubes are black and silky.....just as the manufacturers promised on the box of hair dye.

[Wonderwoman]

Hey i'm no ginger nut. :closedeyes:

 

 

well then we have to query cupboardy if he was in the same hot tub :D

 

 

:ww:

[colonelsun]

well then we have to query cupboardy if he was in the same hot tub :D

 

 

:ww:

 

.......was he the guy in the welder's mask or inbetween your legs? :rolleyes:

[Wonderwoman]

.......was he the guy in the welder's mask or inbetween your legs? :rolleyes:

 

the second ...

 

he was my sexy little midget and had the position as resident English pervert just before you joined :D

 

:ww:

[colonelsun]

the second ...

 

he was my sexy little midget and had the position as resident English pervert just before you joined :D

 

:ww:

 

.....Hey...honey.....you'll have to narrow it down a bit as my country's full of perverts. :closedeyes:

[Stizzy301]

On a dryer with a dryer on. Hey don't knock it til you try it. It's actually very arousing. Of course I have also had sex on the dryer as well. What a great vibrating invention. :)

[colonelsun]

On a dryer with a dryer on. Hey don't knock it til you try it. It's actually very arousing. Of course I have also had sex on the dryer as well. What a great vibrating invention. :)

 

Hot! Hot!....ouch :blush:

[Wonderwoman]

.....Hey...honey.....you'll have to narrow it down a bit as my country's full of perverts. :closedeyes:

 

well you can exclude Prince Charles and his Rottweiler...so this should narrow the possibilities quite a lot ;9

 

:ee:

[fromdadelta]

God...that's daring. I really hope mayonnaise wasn't being served anywhere.

 

 

You have to do what you have to do

[fromdadelta]

in the class room, and it was full :closedeyes:

 

 

Now that's HOT. The excitement of someone catching u doing it and then watching and smiling afterwards.

[JackD]

ALways kept it in my room or bathroom.

[sakzy1]

Can't say I've jacked off in any interesting places on my own aside from the spa handsfree incident I mentioned before.

Toilet stalls in public bathrooms, in the shower, oh!, one time on a long drive back to Miami from Tampa at night I was trying to keep myself from falling asleep so I was wanking away and tried to keep from coming several times until I finally saw the sign to Miami, then I came all over the place. I had to have my car professionaly cleaned after that.

Edited November 18, 2008 by sakzy1

[colonelsun]

well you can exclude Prince Charles and his Rottweiler...so this should narrow the possibilities quite a lot ;9

 

:ee:

 

And you can exclude Prince William....he has the teeth of a horse......funny but Charles doesn't have the same teeth....almost as if he wasn't the father... :closedeyes:

 

Of course i mean allegedely......i don't want to end up in the Tower of London.

[colonelsun]

Can't say I've jacked off in any interesting places on my own aside from the spa handsfree incident I mentioned before.

Toilet stalls in public bathrooms, in the shower, oh!, one time on a long drive back to Miami from Tampa at night I was trying to keep myself from falling asleep so I was wanking away and tried to keep from coming several times until I finally saw the sign to Miami, then I came all over the place. I had to have my car professionaly cleaned after that.

 

 

Yeah roads are no good for this sort of thing. They're no good in Italy either where they have Italian guys stood on boxes in the middle of the road directing traffic.....those guys tend to fall off their boxes when you draw up in your car naked and with someone's head in your crotch. :closedeyes:

[sakzy1]

Yeah roads are no good for this sort of thing. They're no good in Italy either where they have Italian guys stood on boxes in the middle of the road directing traffic.....those guys tend to fall off their boxes when you draw up in your car naked and with someone's head in your crotch. :closedeyes:

 

Well the road I took was straight across South Florida with no exits or stops through miles of swamp land but a very smooth road. It's also called Alligator Alley for a reason. No body directing traffic there but you could just run over an alligator or hit a deer crossing the road.

[colonelsun]

Well the road I took was straight across South Florida with no exits or stops through miles of swamp land but a very smooth road. It's also called Alligator Alley for a reason. No body directing traffic there but you could just run over an alligator or hit a deer crossing the road.

 

This is what i like about being abroad in a car....there's so much trouble and danger to get yourself into. Here in Britain the only danger i face is if i drop a lit cigarette in my lap while driving.

 

That and falling asleep and then being in rigour mortis because my mother won't shut up talking. :closedeyes: