What made you laugh today?

[vallam2222]

Recently at a restaurant ordering a steak. The waiter asked me how I'd like it prepared.

Me: Blue

Waiter: Blue?

Me: Rare

Waiter: Medium Rare?

Me: Very rare.

Waiter: Pink?

Me: Rosemary's Baby raw meat scene rare.

Waiter: Huh?

Me: Red

Next time I'll just order the avocado toast (smear of avacado on blackened bread) for only $14.95

 

[ColtMann]

On 3/12/2024 at 10:50 PM, Scott said:

slowLY - remember to use the adjectival form!

[cdadbr]

Some things are best done slowly and deliberately.  OHHHHH, the heightened sensations and restraint needed from going quicker!  Either way, one bump and things happen automatically.  Then it's gone.  Try again the next day or so, to get the "hump slow" perfect.  The FUN!!

[cdadbr]

11 hours ago, Kawika said:

Over the years, I've been amazed at how sturdy those things were.  I've seen people repeatedly slam the handset down only for it to work perfectly on the next call.  Can't do that with a cell phone, unless you want a high insurance bill.

[cdadbr]

11 hours ago, Kawika said:

Over the years, I've been amazed at how sturdy those things were.  I've seen people repeatedly slam the handset down only for it to work perfectly on the next call.  Can't do that with a cell phone, unless you want a high insurance bill.

[vallam2222]

A cat so badass he has his own cat.

 

[rwc]

[Brucex]

[mg240980]

Ides of March

 

[David9311]

[Paillettes]

[teddy0012]

[Paillettes]

[handybiman]

[David9311]

 

 

Edited March 15 by David9311

[Sk8rDipity]

Meanwhile...

[teddy0012]

2 minutes ago, Sk8rDipity said:

Meanwhile...

Fabulous. LMAO 🤣

[mg240980]

Ides of March ( again )

 

 

Historians handed down that Caesar’s last words were “Tu quoque, Brute, fili mi!” that’s “You too, my son!”.

As a matter of fact Caesar couldn’t finish his sentence.

Actually, that was “Tu quoque, Brute, fili mignottae!” , or “You too, Brutus, son of a bitch!”

 

 

I'll try to explain the joke to non-Italian speakers.

MIGNOTTA : 

Traditionally thought to be derived as a spelling pronunciation of m.ignotae (Latin matris ignotae (“of unknown mother”)), used in name registers for foundlings. The shift from “unknown mother” to “whore” would allegedly have happened through the phrase figlio di una mignotta (“son of an unknown mother; foundling”), which merged semantically with similar formations like figlio di puttana, figlio di buona madre, etc. all meaning “son of a whore”.

 

Now Caesar's last words make more sense, don't yhey ?

Edited March 15 by mg240980

[dmfilmfan]

On behalf of anyone who's had surgery ..... wishing Kate the best during her recovery.  Thought this cartoon was an accurate summary of how the media is overreacting to her absence, and to the altered photo.  A latest new-low in terms of press coverage these days, it seems....

[suzienudie]

[ElfredNox]

[vallam2222]

Merry Effin' Christmas 2U2, Hooman.

 

[don_valentin]

TGIF 🥳🥳🥳

[vallam2222]

10 minutes ago, don_valentin said:

TGIF 🥳🥳🥳

Meow

[handybiman]