What made you laugh today?

[David9311]

Can now visualize the phrase "back-ass-ward"

[ColtMann]

I really don't follow sports . . .

[Carlitos1150]

[Kawika]

[Carlitos1150]

11 minutes ago, Kawika said:

I have a fairly similar image that shows the original photo and the one that was posted on the internet after being photoshopped🤣

[smallshavedcock]

[ColtMann]

to paraphrase a line from The Young Frankenstein, "nice hopping!"

[David9311]

Interviewer: What position did you hold in your last employment?

Candidate: Well, I had to start at the bottom.

 

 

[ColtMann]

Grandpa reads to the children 🙂

[ArtistJerry]

[Kawika]

[ColtMann]

silly question - kix are for trids

[suzienudie]

[ColtMann]

must have seen a shiny object

[smallshavedcock]

[RHawk]

[stuck]

[mg240980]

Relax !

Beeing famous on Facebook is just like be rich on Monopoly !

[mg240980]

 

Translating from Italian

 

The man:

It's happened something strange ... I've gone to the bathromm and light has come oo by itself  ..... I've pissed  ..... I've come out and light has gone off again by itself !

 

The woman :

No strange at all .... You've pissed into the refrigerator again !

Edited April 9, 2023 by mg240980

[Carlitos1150]

[rwc]

     

[Fabienfab]

Hopefully never see this picture in my toilet 🤭🤦🏼😂

[Ludwick]

On 4/8/2023 at 12:39 PM, Kawika said:

Depends where you are. 😉 (I've been on six of the islands, but as a tourist, I mostly saw just the pretty parts. I should perhaps add that one of my in-laws is native Hawaiian, and a co-worker had a time-share there, so we got plenty of good advice on where to go and what to do.)

Edited April 10, 2023 by Ludwick
adding more info

[Happyman]

On 4/7/2023 at 4:35 PM, Carlitos1150 said:

@David9311 First and foremost, thou art not a gentleman for thy final words, Sire! In my great ignorance, I had assumed that the image depicted a man submerging his manhood into a fish tank with a piranha. I am grateful to thee for clarifying this matter for me, a mere innocent and unlearned stripling. Once again, I humbly kneel to bid thee farewell and may God's grace be with thee always."

I just thought it was meant to be a fishing rod 😕 

[Happyman]

On 4/4/2023 at 1:45 AM, ColtMann said:

 

And they would probably be right