so first a doctor of 's dies

then - when calls tuesday to make an appointment to get 's hairs shorn

the person who answers sez "oh yeah. he quit or retired"

leaving to make an appointment with a new person

 

has to say actually rather pleased

the previous hair person - while certainly good at his job -

had the personality of wet cardboard

the new person was talkative and did a better job

 

in the past - felt awkward just sitting there

silently

as everyone else in the place were having conversations

 

the new person made feel like an actual mensh

 

however

without asking - the new person decided to give 's eyebrows a trim

 

don't got bushy eyebrows

and thinks most guys who feel the need to endlessly groom their eyebrows

not only beyond vain

but they have weird eyebrows

not unlike the females who pluck their eyebrows away

and then paint new ones on their forehead

and look always bizarrely suprised

 

now still has eyebrows

so it wasn't much of a trim

 

even so.......

 

hopes eyebrows will soon be to full grouch-esque status soon

 

and next time gets hair shorn will put duct tape on eyebrows so nobody touches