there just seems absolutely NOTHING on network tv

late at night will watch mindless stuff

like Arrow (which gone bye-bye) or The Flashh (what can say? he's likeable)

or Supergirl (which calls "Stupidgirl". OMG! the show is mindless!)

or even Below Deck - which is even lower intellectually

- when watches that can hear 's brain cells sobbing

 

so - in primetime - to keep invalid parental unit company - will find something

and - for the past few months it has been Netflix

 

has settled into Marco Polo

likes a bit of history

but invalid parental unit finds anything chooses vapid

"what's on tonight?" invalid parental unit asks

"it is saturday..." starts

"so that means there is nothing on" interrupts invalid parental unit

" looking for a movie" responds - which was true

but could not find any film that knew invalid parental unit would tolerate or that has not already seen

"looks like Marco Polo again" announces

"again? all they do is take off their clothes and kill themselves"

(a true enough statement)

" knows eventually marco polo has to get back to europe"

"at this rate, unless he swims, there won't be anybody to row the boat"

"but if he doesn't" pointed out "we won't have spaghetti!"

there was silence and then "wake invalid parental unit when the news goes on"