was just now wondering what to type

when

from down the hallway

somebody let out a burst of methane

that was so loud

it sounded like a zipper being ripped

magnified 100 times over

 

and ain't exaggerating

 

don't know who it was

has suspicions

is just happy to not be in that room

and

if it came from whom suspects

ain't cleaning up anything

 

nope

 

 

not that

 

y'all don't pay nearly enough for that

 

 

nuh uh