had to go into the basement tonight

to throw away trash

because   does not believe that maintaining trash is a good hobby

- especially in a household where storage is limited -

 

going back upstairs

- as was the case months ago -

was a HUGE cricket.

the cricket was almost as large as

 

as freaked out

the cricket chirped at

 

maanaged to get over the step

into the kitchen

and closed the door

 

"what's the matter now?' asked sibling seeing was freaked out

"HUGE CRICKET!" gasped "IT CHIRPED AT !"

 

we all agree it was very likely a threat of some kind

 

 

sleeping with a baseball bat tonight

and a can of raid