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An unexpected snow overnight has the lads up to their cockles in mischief here at Loveless Motel. Guest Communications had to send out a missing person inquiry to make sure everyone was safely accounted for, which took several hours, when Dick Gee of Dick Gee's Hair and Now said someone should just take a blow drier and see if they could thaw the snowman out to verify there wasn't an actual body inside. Anyone paying attention could have also guessed that if he DID drink that whole bottle, that he'd be just fine anyway.