Word Game

[majikthis]

fake -> fate

[FDfan]

fate ......rate

[bakersman94]

rate ... pate

Edited November 21, 2019 by bakersman94

[FDfan]

pate .....mate

[bakersman94]

mate ... date

[majikthis]

date  -> dale

[bakersman94]

dale .... dare

[FDfan]

dare ....bare

[majikthis]

bare on a bale

[tj10017]

bale ... bald

[majikthis]

Charles II the Bald (823–877) was a king, not a bard

[tj10017]

Thinking about the bard always makes me hard. (He's so midsummer night dreamy -- and I've heard he's got quite the Coriolanus!)

[majikthis]

Dear old Willie has made @tj10017 hard as the antlers of a hart

[bakersman94]

hart ... cart

[tj10017]

The driver of the cart was very curt.

[Guest]

Even though the penetration hurt, he was determined to see it thru.

[majikthis]

I think dear @Exposurewhore might have made a mistake here with "thru", so I'll go with

hurt - > hort

(Urban Dictionary - hort: 1. Sexual intercourse where one or both participant(s) is wearing a crucifix or other religious regalia. Horting may also include statues of saints and virgins rolling and bouncing around on the bed with the fornicating couple.  2. Any kind of person generally retarded, with a large forehead and having a twin, most often of Romanian descent and able to believe that Russia annexed their motherland. More often than not they have no friends, except for their twin. Well, you live and learn....)

[Guest]

Definition #2 of "hort" is far more interesting and provides richer grounds for exploration.

[tj10017]

After fucking the hort, I enjoyed a glass of port.

[majikthis]

The port made me dizzy, so I bumped into a post.

[tj10017]

After bumping the post, I fell onto my host.

[TychoEuripides]

After falling onto my host I felt rather lost

[majikthis]

I was not lost for long, as my lust soon took over.

[tj10017]

My lust didn't last for more than two minutes, which is just my luck these days.

[majikthis]

But it's just a jest.