IF YOU HAD TO!!

[Guest starstar]

Now guys, this might be too silly a topic for anyone to bear, but I was just thinking about a game that my best friend and me used to play while going clubbing or just spending time together.

The game was called IF YOU HAD TO, and i's quite simple - you are given a choice of 3 persons, and you MUST choose one who you would go to bed with, no matter how terrifying the options are. So, here's for you:

 

IF YOU HAD TO, WHO WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH: the choices are

 

1. Elton John

 

2. Osama Bin Laden

 

3. Boy George

 

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

[cupboardy]

IF YOU HAD TO, WHO WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH: the choices are

1. Elton John

2. Osama Bin Laden

3. Boy George

:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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yuk

Boy George if I HAD TO ha ha

I would rather have my cock amputated than do ANYTHING with Elton John

I loathe the venemous fat bald acidic little drama queen

Okay, I guess the next person gives 3 choices too?...

1 - David Blane (Pretentious arsehole - Always looks drowsy)
2 - David Gest (Plastic Surgery Addict - Always looks surprised)
3 - David Icke (Wierdo God wannabe - Always looks at you...and sees lizards?)

[Guest starstar]

OMG, Cupboardy! Disgusting!

Well, OK, I would rather sink my face in a pool of acid that sleep with David Gest!!!

'll go with Blane - hé's a magician so I could perhaps ask him to make me disappear!! :blink:

[Guest spanky69uk2002]

Whats the three choices Star????? you didny post any :unsure: So howwwwww do I choose :P :P

[Guest spanky69uk2002]

Isnt a UK only game lol, anyone can join in I think :P :P

 

 

 

 

:santa: :santa: :santa:

[cupboardy]

Psst ...sorry to spoil your boys fun, but is this a UK Only game :blush:

:kendrick:
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ha ha, sorry man :D

I immediately thought of David Gest and then David Blane (I am repuled by Blane, he gets on my nerver SO much, and I just wanna shake him and tell him to wake up - If Gest and Blane had kids they'd have normal eyes)

Then I realised I had two Davids so I needed another gross David, the only one I could think of was David Icke (Ex Football Goalkeeper, went on to say he is god, and that lizard people exist...all sorts of freaky stuff)

[Guest carljung]

hmmm... given the choices that have appeared so far, i'm just wondering if giving someone a handjob while wearing playtex gloves counts as sex

[cupboardy]

hmmm... given the choices that have appeared so far, i'm just wondering if giving someone a handjob while wearing playtex gloves counts as sex
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Playtex - ha ha, Gloves made from Bras.. tee hee



No..sorry man -_-

You must indulge their every sordid whim at any given moment

and mine while you're at it... :ph34r:

[saska]

David Blane as long as it isn't during one of his television stunts. I do NOT want to end up in the wood box waiting for someone to saw me in half. And now I will make it tough for the next poster :diablo: :

 

1. Michael Jackson [former recording star]

 

2. Dennis Rodman [former basketball player]

 

3. Chingy [Hip Hop Artist]

 

[FruitoftheLoom]

If I had to:

 

QUOTE(saska @ Dec 5 2006, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

3. Chingy [Hip Hop Artist]

 

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The other two scare the living shit out of me.

 

ok:

 

1. Tommy Lee

 

2. Marilyn Manson

 

3. Kid Rock

[metoo1983]

i would go for Tommy Lee.

 

ok next three, this time you must choose a girl

 

1 Paris Hilton

2 Christina Aguilera

3 Madonna

[cupboardy]

1 Paris Hilton

2 Christina Aguilera

3 Madonna

 

 

 

erm...

 

Madonna

 

Christine always looks like she needs a bath

Paris Hilton annoys me too much

 

Okay then,

 

Try this one

 

1- Bob Dole

2- Dick Cheney

3- George Bush Jnr

[kank84]

Would have to be George; just so i could tell the world i'd fucked that homophobic piece of shit, and that he loved every minute of it.

 

One for the Brits (and anyone else up on their British politicians)

 

1. Gordon Brown

2. John Prescott

3. Ming Campbell

 

What a choice

[hager75]

Well, I'm not British, so I'm not familiar with those three gentlemen. I searched the web for their pics and Ming Campell looks like my grandpa. Prescott pictures made me vomit. Then, If I HAD TO to, I would go for Gordon Brown.

 

Ok guys, what about?

 

:kendrick:

 

 

:cupboardy:

 

 

:ww:

[Guest Jimbo66]

Oh the drama that will be started because of these options....

 

Now, I love you three very much, equally :D but I will say Cupboady just because his english accent would probably make me melt :D

 

Okay try these three:

 

1. Prince

2. RuPaul

3. Karl Lagerfeld

[Guest starstar]

yukk, jimbo, what a range of choices!

i''d have to go for Prince - even though he looks like some mean insect he's still better than the other two freaks!!

next choice:

 

1. Saddam Hussein

 

2. mick jagger

 

3. Woody Allen (now that's a beauty :D )

 

 

Enjoy!!!

[cupboardy]

Aaaw Jimbo, :blush:

If only you knew how awful and common my accent was...

 

Any Brits on here sahould know what a midlands accent sounds like :D

(But NO I am not a Brummie!!)

 

next choice:

 

1. Saddam Hussein

 

2. mick jagger

 

3. Woody Allen (now that's a beauty :D )

Enjoy!!!

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hmmm..

 

Well Saddam Hussein is a genocidal maniac...but then again, he does have a beard... -_-

 

Oooh this is difficult

 

Mick Jagger then - Old fart would probably be asleep before we got down to it :dick:

 

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Okay guys - English Musicians

 

1 - Shane McGowan (Lead Singer of The Pogues)

 

 

2 - Shaun Ryder (Lead Singer of The Happy Mondays)

 

 

3 - Mark E Smith (Lead Singer of The Fall)

 

[FruitoftheLoom]

QUOTE(cupboardy @ Dec 7 2006, 01:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Any Brits on here sahould know what a midlands accent sounds like :D
(But NO I am not a Brummie!!)

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good, I can't stand Brummies, you're not a pikey by any chance are you? :P


Shaun Ryder, he's the only one who doesn't look like a storybook troll.

how about:

1) K.D. Lang

2) Melissa Ethridge

3) Kathy Kinney (Mimi from the Drew Carey show)

[Guest kevek]

um. interesting topic..........i would choose elton john...........because he by far the richest...the other two are true lost baggage...thanks for the chuckle. :yahoo:

[Guest Wondermutt]

QUOTE(fruit_of_the_loom @ Dec 7 2006, 04:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

good, I can't stand Brummies, you're not a pikey by any chance are you? :P
Shaun Ryder, he's the only one who doesn't look like a storybook troll.

how about:

1) K.D. Lang

2) Melissa Ethridge

3) Kathy Kinney (Mimi from the Drew Carey show)
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Gotta be Melissa Ethridge. I'm pretty sure the other two could beat me up, and I'm really not about that.

[Guest StevinRex]

QUOTE(fruit_of_the_loom @ Dec 7 2006, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

good, I can't stand Brummies, you're not a pikey by any chance are you? :P
Shaun Ryder, he's the only one who doesn't look like a storybook troll.

how about:

1) K.D. Lang

2) Melissa Ethridge

3) Kathy Kinney (Mimi from the Drew Carey show)
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K.D. Lang, shes the most manly. But I'd make her wear a strap-on, and do me from behind so I didn't have to look at her and I could try to imagine she was James Dean or something.

1.Bea Authur(dorothy)
2.Rue Mclanahan (blanche)
3.Betty White (rose)

[cupboardy]

K.D. Lang, shes the most manly. But I'd make her wear a strap-on, and do me from behind so I didn't have to look at her and I could try to imagine she was James Dean or something.[/b]

:lol:

1.Bea Authur(dorothy)
2.Rue Mclanahan (blanche)
3.Betty White (rose)

Betty White, she played an old b1tch in 'Malcolm in the Middle' and read an erotic audio tape in 'Family Guy' so she is easily the coolest one there (although Bea Arthur would be great at dirty talk, sounds like she gargles gravel)

I'll let somone else pick the nest lot, I'm knacked (Putting up crappy decorations all day)

[Clippy]

OK choices are:

 

Donald Rumsfeld

Mark Foley

Dennis Hastert

 

Come on guys, these fellas are s-e-x-y, oh-so-sexy!

[cupboardy]

OK choices are:

Donald Rumsfeld
Mark Foley
Dennis Hastert

Come on guys, these fellas are s-e-x-y, oh-so-sexy!
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Just had to google what these guys actually look like and I gotta say

Mark Foley is acually rather cute :P
So I pick him -_-

Okay

John Merrick
Rocky Dennis
or
Lientenant Worf

[Binetsu]

Lol, fun game. XD Trying to get it started up again.

 

@cupboardy I hear John Merrick was pretty nice, but as far as looks go, I'm gonna have to go with Worf. ><;

 

I'm gonna go the X-Men route today, seeing as I just watched the movies yesterday. From the X-Men movies:

 

Cyclops

Wolverine

or

Iceman?