The offer game

[majikthis]

On 11/8/2019 at 12:58 AM, tj10017 said:

Hey, I've had to hold my breath while sucking dick. It's possible.

But I think I'm telling the group something it already knows.

I have to admire your lung capacity - holding your breath all the way through a blowjob is quite a feat. You don't happen to be a freediver, do you?

On 11/7/2019 at 9:15 PM, Sammy said:

The opportunity to participate in your favourite movie?

Not as an actor.  I am more of a behind the scenes kind of guy - but if you need a bedwarmer for Mr. C. Hemsworth or an underwear consultant for Mr. Idris Elba, I am your man.

Performing live with your favourite singer/band at Madison Square Garden?

 

[tj10017]

No thank you. I suffer from extreme stage fright. However, I would be only too happy to show my appreciation to the band after the show.

A dinner date with your favorite porn star with the understanding that there will be no touching and no sex afterward?

[Tomster]

I accept this offer gratefully. 

I'm sure there's some time for a quickie between the appetizer and the main course. 

Seriously, there is certainly someone among my favourites with whom one can have a pleasant conversation and whose presence one can enjoy. 

How do you think about the offer to watch your two favorite performers live while you are tied to a chair? 

[majikthis]

1 hour ago, Tomster said:

I accept this offer gratefully. 

I'm sure there's some time for a quickie between the appetizer and the main course. 

Or one could do naughty things under the table.

1 hour ago, Tomster said:

How do you think about the offer to watch your two favorite performers live while you are tied to a chair?

Why would I need to be tied to a chair to watch, say, Yo-Yo Ma and Mark Knopfler perform live? It's not like I would pogo my ass off at a Bach cello suite.

[Tomster]

17 hours ago, majikthis said:

Why would I need to be tied to a chair to watch, say, Yo-Yo Ma and Mark Knopfler perform live? It's not like I would pogo my ass off at a Bach cello suite.

Note to myself: Write down what you think. 😂 I had the entire scene in my mind. Trust me, you'd buy that video. 

 

How do you think about the offer to watch your two favorite PORN performers live while you are tied to a chair, unable to touch yourself?

[Sammy]

It’d be a torture but still too hot to watch to turn that offer down. Maybe I’ll cum hands free as some guys can in that context? 😂

 

A train ride from Berlin to Madrid?

[tj10017]

21 hours ago, majikthis said:

It's not like I would pogo my ass off at a Bach cello suite.

If you haven't surfed a mosh pit to the 1812 Overture. you simply haven't lived.

[majikthis]

3 hours ago, Sammy said:

A train ride from Berlin to Madrid?

Yes, please. Trains are fun.

A trip to the International Space Station?

[Sammy]

It would certainly be interesting but I am afraid of heights, so no.

A cruise trip?

[Bleucollar6]

yes...a  cruise  trip  to anywhere....

 a 1956 Rolls Royce in  need of serious restoration..?

[tj10017]

No thanks. I live in a city where parking is extremely limited (i.e., virtually nonexistent) so would have nowhere to store it.

A week alone at a luxury resort in the Caribbean?

[Youri]

Sure

A robot vacuum cleaner?

[tj10017]

No thanks. I'd like a robot with strong suction, but not for the floors. 😉

A 4T -- or maybe 8T -- external hard drive to store your porn?

[Sammy]

Yes please.

 

A free subscription to the porn site of your choice?

[tj10017]

Sure. That could come in very ... handy.

A chance to give an enema/anal douche to your favorite porn star to help him prepare for sex with someone else?

[majikthis]

On 11/12/2019 at 2:10 PM, tj10017 said:

A chance to give an enema/anal douche to your favorite porn star to help him prepare for sex with someone else?

No, thanks.

(BTW - do porn stars count as celebrities? You wrote in one of your posts that celebs don't poop, so if porn stars are celebs, thus do not poop, why do they need an enema?)

Fluffing your favourite porn star on the set of a porn movie?

[tj10017]

3 hours ago, majikthis said:

(BTW - do porn stars count as celebrities? You wrote in one of your posts that celebs don't poop, so if porn stars are celebs, thus do not poop, why do they need an enema?)

Porn stars, like game show hosts and cable TV reporters, are pseudo-celebrities notable for only a short time (the very few exceptions prove the rule). Their fame is fleeting and if you meet one in real life you quickly realize they're full of shit; thus, they desperately need an enema.

[tj10017]

3 hours ago, majikthis said:

Fluffing your favourite porn star on the set of a porn movie?

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I would fluff him so well the director would be forced to delay shooting ... because I'd rendered Victor unable to delay shooting.

 

[tj10017]

Drinking your favorite porn star's semen directly from the tap?

 

[majikthis]

      

 

Having the magic ability to make a guy's clothes disappear? Like this:

(This is the Nudicorpus spell, which Dumbledore invented during his brief romance with Grindelwald)

 

 

[tj10017]

Yes please. I promise I will use this power every day but never for nefarious reasons. Well, rarely for nefarious reasons. OK, mostly for nefarious reasons but at least I will be nice about it.

A Men in Black-style neuralizer so you can make certain people forget you ever had sex with them?

[Sammy]

I guess I couldn’t say no to that. Some opportunities would be too good to ignore. 

I would also need a “turn the sexuality” around spell though. 😂

A new TV?

[tj10017]

No thanks. A chance to change your racial identity/become a person of a different race?

[majikthis]

4 hours ago, Sammy said:

I would also need a “turn the sexuality” around spell though. 😂

You need the Homo Erectus spell, then. You just wave your wand at the person you want to turn gay, and say "Homo Erectus" and poof! your target is a poof. The side effect is that he'll have a raging erection. Beware of the backfire, it might turn you into a bull dyke.  For further reading see Andy Warhole's (in)famous "Uranian Sex Magick" (Available in the restricted section of the Roxfort library. Another copy is said to exist in the library of Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork)

1 hour ago, tj10017 said:

No thanks. A chance to change your racial identity/become a person of a different race?

Interesting offer. It might be nice to become black - black men are few and far between in Hungary, so  I could become the star of the Budapest gay scene.

Lets expand this:

The ability to turn into anything/anyone you want?

[tj10017]

Yes! I would welcome the opportunity to be a shape-shifter! Can you imagine? One day I could appear as a teenage boy and bang some virgin butt, another day I could be appear to be a woman and get the straight dick I've been longing for,  another day I could be Victor Rios's butt plug -- the possibilities are endless!

The chance to be a different age (younger or older), while still knowing everything you know now?*

* If you accept this offer, you must tell us the age you'd like to be and why.