The offer game

[Sammy]

Sure 😏

 

Some fish sticks to eat right now?

[bakersman94]

i do like fish sticks ...... yes please

a day of total pampering, being waited on hand and foot?

[Cool_a]

Hard to decline Wes.

Which day will you be coming around?

 

A brand new gas hob?

[bakersman94]

1 hour ago, Cool_a said:

Which day will you be coming around?

it isn`t me that`ll be doing the pampering, Cool_a!! i have a guy who does a real good job though!! .... i had to look gas hob up before i knew what it was, LOL

yes please. i do love to cook, and save energy too!! will you be installing it yourself, Cool_a? or do you have a guy that does it for you?

a pair of candlesticks complete with candles?

[tj10017]

Sure. They're great for dripping hot wax on my partner's ... wait. That may be TMI (too much information).

A gerbilling session overseen by a trained professional?

[boynxtdorr]

I'll pass

Pair of handcuffs

[Sammy]

Why not 😉

 

A bit more patience for some specific thing in your life?

[tj10017]

Yes. I want more patience and I want it now, dammit. Give it to me!

A blowjob from a man with a pierced tongue?

[bakersman94]

i don't know the advantages of any piercings of the tongue in reference to, nor am i much of a recipient of blow jobs. it felt good having my cock in another Man's mouth, but no one has ever made me blow a load. and just in case you think i`m looking for a pity or mercy blow job. i was just saying is all!! i've always gotten better results with my hands. 

a guided tour of Buckingham Palace?

[Sammy]

Yes please. I only watched it from the outside so far.

 

A meet and great with the current US president?

[bakersman94]

no way ...... i cannot stand the current president .... thank god i`m a Canadian

a hot naked Man to clean your house for a week?

[tj10017]

Would anyone in his right mind decline this offer? Of course I accept. 😉

A sponge bath from an angry lesbian with a severe case of penis envy?

[Sammy]

3 minutes ago, tj10017 said:

A sponge bath from an angry lesbian with a severe case of penis envy?

Can’t I have a bath from the hot cleaning guy? 😔

But as clear as the previous offer but with a different answer: NO to the lesbian. 🤪

 

a new hat?

[tj10017]

Sure, why not?

A sponge bath from a hot cleaning guy, with an angry lesbian to clean up any mess you might make?

[Sammy]

Yes, but she doesn’t get any sharp objects to clean. 😂

 

A sponge bath with a hot cleaning guy and an angry lesbian and you have to clean the mess? 

[tj10017]

Much would depend on 1) how hot the cleaning guy is, 2) how angry the lesbian is, and 3) how big the mess is. Without more information, I will have to say no.

A week at an all-male nudist colony, featuring men of all ages, shapes, sizes, colors, etc.?

[Sammy]

No, thank you. I guess the amount of guys not being nice to watch probably exceeds the hot ones. 🙊

 

2500 USD but you’d have to spend the entire week as the only male in a nudist angry lesbian nudist community? 😂

[tj10017]

I'm pretty sure your offer violates every protocol of the Geneva Conventions. Hell, I can't even watch a full episode of The View without squirming, so no. No no no no no no no!

(Note to self: Go to your happy place. Think of Lars. Think of Lars. Think of Lars. Push these angry lesbians out of your mind.)

Phew! I feel better now.

A week at an all-male nudist colony where membership is limited to men who appeared in Honcho, Inches or Playgirl?

[Sammy]

I have to admit I don’t know those italic words except the last one and only because I’ve seen it here. 🙊🙃

But sounds good, so I’ll take it. 😏

 

A new flat?

[tj10017]

Yes please, so long as someone else is paying for it. I'd like a place on Billionaire's Row overlooking the park. Thanks.

A backstage pass to the porn production of your choice, and an opportunity to serve as fluffer to any performer you desire?

[Sammy]

Oh fuck that sounds fun, so yeah. 😏

 

One inch to add to your dick size? 

[tj10017]

At the risk of repeating myself, would any man in his right mind decline this offer?

Sure, my sex partners might say, "No! No more! He's far too big already." To which I say, "Ignore them. Extend the tower by another inch, and call me Burj Khalifa."

A prostate massage by a skilled professional?

[Sammy]

Yes please. 😉 Are you offering? lol

A fist up your butt?

[tj10017]

5 minutes ago, Sammy said:

Yes please. 😉 Are you offering? lol

Indeed I am -- but don't worry, I won't ignore Lars while I'm doing it. I am quite the multi-tasker. I can suck a dick and finger an ass at the same time with a different rhythm for each, if the situation demands it.

[tj10017]

8 minutes ago, Sammy said:

 A fist up your butt?

Nah, fisting is out of my league. The only thing I like up my ass is the occasional tongue. Or a finger, if I'm really comfortable with the guy -- and if I can kiss him while he's fingering me, because I find that set-up really, really hot. 😜

A warm, passionate kiss from the man who's fingering your ass?