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JoelR

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Thinking about a highly original (and surreal) birthday present for a best pal. I wonder if he'd like this........

1. Take a straight supermarket cucumber and fit a couple of axles and wheels on it from a toy car so that it can roll along.

2. Cut out a curved "Stegosaurus crest" from a lace-pattern serviette and sellotape it to the back of the cucumber... the crest shouldn't be too high and a curved edge is nicer than a jagged one.

3. Tie a piece of string about 4 inches long to the back end of the cucumber.

4. Tie some black lacy girls' knickers to the other end of the piece of string.

5. Put a decent-sized gherkin inside the underwear.

When the cucumber is pushed along, it'll drag the knickers with the gherkin inside along with it.

 

 

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