What made you laugh today?

[Guest GlenCoco]

[Hotforhunks]

When you don't have enough money to tip the pizza delivery guy.

Edited December 21, 2021 by Hotforhunks

[alanrob07]

22 hours ago, alanrob07 said:

That's how it is East of Cleveland to Buffalo. LOL But they would be Sheephead and Carp. ROFLMAO

They have had snow over their roofs. Maybe a small lake, but like small people it has an attitude. 🙂

Ya Don't Mess With Lake Erie!!!!

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[majikthis]

On 12/18/2021 at 4:58 PM, bakersman94 said:

this is Marshall Arkley, he is a hot hunk of bisexual manliness!!

he is a cabaret show in England, and the man is hung bigtime!! i`m most impressed he can do that with a banana, and the banana comes through it unscathed. i wonder how many men on AM would eat that banana after Marshall was through deep throating it?

And here he is in all his glory:

[Letsgetnaked]

52 minutes ago, majikthis said:

And here he is in all his glory:

Thanks, I'm in the pub and my pants just got tighter

[majikthis]

4 minutes ago, Letsgetnaked said:

Thanks, I'm in the pub and my pants just got tighter

You're welcome

[Letsgetnaked]

1 hour ago, majikthis said:

You're welcome

I may still be that flexible, do you have the beer? 🤣

[Gaysian85]

[Guest GlenCoco]

[stuck]

[duke4172]

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"  Mom replies,"No because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" Asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."  

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."  He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the  leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!)

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home”.

[duke4172]

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old lady then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn t tthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?

 

[duke4172]

A man was in bed with his Thai girlfriend
after having great sex
she spent the next hour stroking his dick .
Rather enjoying it he turned and lovingly asked her,
'Why do you like doing that?'
she said ' because I miss mine.' 

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Doing the same thing over and over again is the textbook definition of INSANITY.

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I don't know about you but this is turning me on😋😃🤧🤫

[ColtMann]

I always thought the song went, "Police towed my car"

[Hotforhunks]

[Hotforhunks]

Bill and Ted had ordered Italian and realized there was only one breadstick left so, they decided to share it.

[Guest GlenCoco]

[RHawk]

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