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What bores you in gay porn?

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Alekz

We all like different things but what turns you off or simply bores you?.

To me is dark/bad lighted scenes AND those when all you see are close ups of body parts and no full shots.

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RunItsBlip

when you can tell it is a laugh track

 

you know the line wasn't THAT funny

 

yet the audience seems doubled over in laughter

 

and the responses always seem on cue

 

 

 

 

.............OH!

 

you meant PORN porn

 

 

 

 

 

gee

 

bad laugh tracks really are annoying

 

 

kinda like asking a question and not really getting a real answer

 

huh?

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ampang

The actual sex are boring.. except a few.

 

The part leading to sex...are interesting.

 

"Hi...I'm here to deliver your pizza"

"Come on in..but i dont have enough cash with me right now"

"Perhaps ..we can work something out"

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chaotici

the awful acting. just fuck already. LOL

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rudd1

the one thing i hate most: not seeing the hole while being fucked

 

however, the most ridiculous porn is the one when you cannot see if the guys are using a condom:)

 

you know what i mean?:)

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Guest iiiiiiiiii

Just the fact that it's the same thing as straight porn, except with gay people(or people pretending that they are gay).

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apolinario

Also bores me when they only film the penetration and keep there, without showing the whole scene

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flickfire

I agree! There's more to guy than just that part of his body!

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Guest numbdick1010

I have to agree. I hate that shot of mostly leg, where it shows the top fuckin the bottom and that's it. can't see anything else, no abs, no face, nothing but a dick, balls, and legs. I like the scenes leading up, even if the acting is bad haha

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Cool_a

Don't you just love it when the sound track doesn't match the video..

 

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RunItsBlip

why is there always music?

 

is the orchestra hiding under the bed???

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ccc333

Someone suck the other's dick for more than 7 minutes long

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ccc333

What I hate the most is when the actors are obviously not enjoying it. :(

 

Yes, also it makes you realize that the actors are not gay

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tincan

For me, when there's no chemistry between those involved it's just a waste of time. The actors really make or break it.

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jcvdevera

bad acting, if it's a dvd release, mediocre story.

 

and also what sammy said:

 

What I hate the most is when the actors are obviously not enjoying it. :(

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drunkpup

Only thing that consistently annoys me is when one (or both) are overly vocal and its obvious it isn't natural vocalizations.

I think ya'll know what I mean. There is natural grunting or even talking...but everyone knows it when the 'director' tells the actors to "be more vocal"...

If you aren't normally then forcing it sounds HORRIBLE. I hate having to mute my porn.

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Sammy

Only thing that consistently annoys me is when one (or both) are overly vocal and its obvious it isn't natural vocalizations.

I think ya'll know what I mean. There is natural grunting or even talking...but everyone knows it when the 'director' tells the actors to "be more vocal"...

If you aren't normally then forcing it sounds HORRIBLE. I hate having to mute my porn.

Yes, that's tottaly true. Natural vocals sound really hot. :hubbahubba: But the forced moaning is really horrible. :mad:

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everything21

What I hate the most is when the actors are obviously not enjoying it. :(

 

For me, when there's no chemistry between those involved it's just a waste of time. The actors really make or break it.

THESE!!!!!

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Tomster

It's most boring when you watch more than one vid from the same studio and they have filmed with the same script.

 

Same positions in the same order......:(

 

  • Background music (unless the guys listened to some music),
  • instant condoms,
  • unnatural vocals (especially when there's no reason to moan)
  • actors that are afraid to touch each other
  • too many close-ups
  • permanent doggy style (never heard of other positions?)
  • unexpected pissing/fisting (unless it's from a fetish site)
  • JOCKSTRAPS to hide that the bottom isn't hard (same for hands)

Enough?

 

:lol:

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mundanemondays

For me it's the overtly staged environment. I mean, I don't think it's necessary to shine a high beam spotlight on these guys. And oh, how some of the actors fake their moans and grunts. Really kills the sense of realism for me :)

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JustinS1985

Two things:

 

One that has been mentioned, when they just do a close up on the hole and leave it there for like 5 minutes, I get it, he's getting fucked, show me his face/body/etc

 

 

 

When they take foooooorever to start messing around. I remember one video in particular where I was trying to skip to the action, and I was 30 minutes in and both models were still fully dressed.

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Tomster

When they take foooooorever to start messing around. I remember one video in particular where I was trying to skip to the action, and I was 30 minutes in and both models were still fully dressed.

 

Are you sure it was a porn vid?

 

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JustinS1985

 

Are you sure it was a porn vid?

 

smilie_gross_308.gif

 

 

They did eventually get to it, it just took a really long time =p

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Tjero

Totally turn offs

 

1. Dicks gets soft and is dangling around. Ultimate sign that actor doenst have fun.

 

2. Actor looks like he is solving mathemathic problems. Or like he simply cant remember if he turned of the coffee-machine. Hey you are getting fucked. Your mind should be focused here.

 

3. Stupid voice-cover. When they constantly moan. And you know its not real because they overdo it or its just plain and repetitive. Its simply big shit.

 

I am sure making porn isnt always joy and fun. But when i watch it i only want to see those things.And it should look somewhat realistic.

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