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I am coming to you today with a sense of déjà poo, that is, I've heard this crap before. after a hiatus of a couple of weeks, I am back, attempting to rebuild the club. please note that almost all the material is here, even if you see a black square, you can click on it and get the underlying media. I am making a double posting to help get us back in the swing of things. my lineup is led by Chase Hunter, a blonde actor whose talent has been compared to a baseball bat. he is not only my hero; I would like to be him be sure to tell all your buddy lists and listservs that we are back in business! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63737-hunsinger-chris/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63738-hunt-ben/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63739-hunt-brad/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63740-hunter-brock/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39292-hunter-chase/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63741-hunter-chuck/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63742-hunter-jeffrey/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39293-hunter-jordan/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63743-hunter-sean/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63744-hunter-tab/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39294-hunt-brad/ Colt

just a few quick lines to post today's hunkies. as usual, its hard 🙂 to choose between Bobby Sherman's ineffable cuteness or Chuck Shields' blonde muscles and talent 🙂 so you choose your fave. a warm welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63723-shenton-james/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63724-shephard-ben/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63725-sherman-bobby/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63726-sherman-nathaniel/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39290-shields-chuck/ Colt

Latest news about this blog 4/29/24 - FYI-TALKIES! As an experiment, I have added sound narration of post #527. Monday Morning Breakfast Roundup. Just for fun, you can hear the actual voice of Callum Z. Blabber, Publicist and Communications Manager, read the text. It pretty much sounds like it was recorded by connecting two tin cans with a piece of string. "Quelle Vintage!" Each "paragraph" has it's own sound file below and to the left of the picture associated with it. Don't expect much. ********************************* 4/26/21 - added content to: "What's in the Box - Unboxing Blogs on AdonisMale" - (tips for readers and writers of blogs on Adonis) ********************************* 4/21/2024 - Caught up! After the AdonisMale hard drive crash several months ago, I have now completed the rebuild of Loveless Motel Parody backup on AdonisMale. As such, all 519 posts are in sync with the blog on Blogger, and going forward, posts will be copied here as they appear on Blogger. At this point, I'm creating approximately one post per day. ********************************* This space will be used for creative and technical information about the blog and its posts, and act as an archive for announcements. It can be accessed from the home page of the blog, appearing on the right hand margin with other links, and can be accessed from any active post in the same location when viewed on a desktop or laptop device. ********************************* 2/7/2024 - A little Bit of Background: Loveless Motel Parody first made its appearance on the old newTumbl platform which ceased to exist after thousands of users had looked to it as a solution to Tumblr banning adult material/porn on its platform, only to find that the site in its entirety was taken down unexpectedly by the developers. I had 3 blogs there, each with many thousands of followers, including ParkBenchCruising, GayVarietyShow and LovelessMotelParody. Seeking out a new home, I settled on Blogger, one of the oldest blogging platforms around, where each now resides. Since adult content seems to be always on the defensive on free sites, I decided to seek another platform to create the identical material, as a backup, and discovered the blogging option on AdonisMale, and recreated over 400 posts here. Then there was a crash! Since then, with the Blogger version still intact and growing, I decided to look into another platform as well and am in the process of recreating it on Reblogme. Reluctant to commit hours daily to recreate the content here, I will be adding the posts a few at a time, again, for Loveless Motel Parody. (The third time is a charm, so they say.) You can check out all 3 of my Blogger blogs here: Loveless Motel Parody Using vintage gay porn to tell tall tales Park Bench Cruising Gay men cruising for sex in the great outdoors: Gay Variety Show A gay porn, humor and lifestyle blog

sitting here, yawning like a monkey - I thought I got enough sleep, however . . . working on my collection, I come 🙂 to find Nick Sandell, he of the ineffable tits, has a lot of images. didn't know I was so infatuated. regardless, I hope you enjoy him as well as other models. a warm welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63417-sandell-nick/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63418-sanders-justin/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63419-sanders-sean/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63421-sandler-shane/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63422-sands-bobby/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63423-sandvoss-steve/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39168-sandell-nick/ Colt

Great Scott!! today's post is dedicated to Perry White, who often said those words (all of today's models are named Scott 🙂 ) and its impossible to choose one to feature! they are all handsome, or blonde, or muscly - sheesh! so its viewer's choice, and I welcome our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63622-scott-alex/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39279-scott-kirby/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63623-scott-larry/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63624-scott-randolph/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63625-scott-tyler/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39280-scott-larry/ Colt

an exceedingly quiet day - I slept in for an hour, then bustled around, cooking a light breakfast, and now to the boyz. I am forced, under the Geneva Convention, to feature Lee Ryder, one of the greatest cocks of the century. wow - I am speechless. he has shared his talent with many gr8ful butz around southern california. I also want to welcome our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63374-ryder-lee/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63375-ryder-ryan/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63376-ryker-aaron/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63377-rys-elias/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63378-rzepka-phil/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39166-ryder-lee/ Colt

well, I have only been up long enough to have one cuppa coffee, and wondering what the day will bring. I worked on my collection a bit, and guess I will feature Ronaldo Sánchez, although Bob Saget gets an honourable mention. all his images have too many clothes on 😞 hope you like my selections, and I extend a hearty welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63395-sabato-antonio/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63396-sage-ryan/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63397-saget-bob/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63398-sallis-matt/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63399-salter-j-c/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63400-sanchez-ronaldo/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39167-sanchez-ronaldo/ Colt

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! our clubmembership just ticked over 33,000! a hearty welcome to our newest clubmembers, and a tip of the hat to our long-time adherents 🙂 my feature for today is Daniel Rumfelt, who has much to commend him! I hope the rest of my selections meet with your approval, too! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63302-rulli-sebastian/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63303-rumfelt-daniel/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39160-rush-julian/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63304-rusilko-ivan/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63305-rusniak-joshua/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39161-rumfelt-daniel/ Colt

just a few quick lines - although I wallowed in the bedstead until 9:30, I am not too well rested, evidenced by having albums out of alphabetical order. sorry. the same old conundrum - do I feature Kevin Sharpe with his blonde buns or Omar Sharif, who was dangerously cute in his salad days? you choose - and welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63676-sewall-alex/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63677-shane-michael/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63678-sharif-omar/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63679-shatner-william/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63680-sharpe-kevin/ Colt

nothing exciting around the old homestead. today, the highlight is putting out the trash 🙂 how I wish I had one of today's models to comfort me. my feature is Günter Schlierkamp, who I realize is not everyone's cuppa, however, I would love to cuddle his ample blonde muscles 🙂 almost as much as I welcome our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63593-schlierkamp-guenter/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39275-schling-max/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63594-schramm-michael/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63595-schroeder-terry/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63596-schumy-michael/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39276-schlierkamp-guenter/ Colt

Well... guess who is running behind publishing a new blog entry... if you guessed me...you win today's prize of a rerun of something I wrote about five years ago... Capri will always be one of my favorite places in the world... and speaking of the world... my latest blog is about a round the world journey... so stay tuned. Meanwhile enjoy this short and sweet re-blog. What can I say about Capri? ... except I always refer to it as The Isle of Capri; a habit I started when someone asked me sometime in the 1980's "Where did you get that fabulous bag?... I replied... "Oh this?... on the Isle of Capri!"... I wish I still had that bag but it was not designed to be around forever because it was a woven straw bag that I carried around the world until it fell apart. I wrote briefly about Capri here in a blog about visiting Italy... It would be impossible for me to say I have a favorite or least favorite place in Italy as it would be like saying I have a favorite or least favorite chocolate dessert... I find them all like places in Italy equally delicious... but Chocolate Angel Pie and Capri both hold a special place in my heart... Sometimes when I have trouble sleeping or I'm stressed I close my eyes and visualize the views coming to Capri by boat or from the island to the water and everything in between. I said previously that I have no real first hand hotel experience because I have been lucky enough to stay in a private home for one reason or another... but I have had dinner at Grand Hotel Quisisana near the central Piazza Umberto I (the social center of the island)... it was an expensive meal but worth every lire (when I was there) what I remember best was the company and the conversation and an evening laced with candle light and fragranced with bougainvillaea, oleander and jasmine. Capri is about six kilometers long and about two kilometers wide and has two towns Capri and high above Anacapri... on first visit I highly recommend taking the day tour and after that you will have an understanding to explore the island again and again on hopefully your many visits. The south coast gets the most sun and is protected by sea winds from the high cliffs... so it's ideal for sun bathing often even in the winter... the little harbor area is Marina Piccola. I have very few actual phobias but caves are close to the top of the list and even more extremely anxiety inducing are underwater caves but I made the exception to see the Blue Grotto... it's a massive flooded cave and the sunlight reflection makes the cave appear to be lit from the inside with a beautiful blue glow... There are small boat tours that take you in an opening that is barely a meter high and if the water is particularly rough it's impossible to enter safely... on the other side of the island is the Green Grotto which is smaller but easier to navigate and less crowded. You should also visit Giardini di Agusto (Gardens of Augustus)...Villa San Michele... there are few homes and gardens in the world this splendid... and Monte Solaro, from the Piazza Vittoria in Anacapri there is a 12 minute chair lift ride (or a one hour walk) that leads to the highest point on the island where you can see bay of Naples the Amalfi peninsula, the mountains of Calabria. In addition to taking a tour of the island I highly recommend taking a boat tour around the island... you won' be sorry the scenery from the water is the highlight to any visit to Capri. Known as simply the Piazzetta is the town square in Capri that seems like a stage in a film under the clock tower ... From here you find the cafes and shops that feature designers on Via Camrelle... Elsewhere you will find shops selling souvenirs, flowers, locally made perfume, pottery, clothing and of course Capri's custom made sandals (made in a little over an hour)... and no matter what make sure you sample the Limoncello Di Capri (liquor made from Capri lemons) and savor a Neapolitan Pizza made with fresh locally made mozzarella cheese. If you are staying in a hotel near the square make sure your room is not adjacent as it's rather loud and boisterous until late into the night and early morning... also most hotels on Capri are not child friendly so if you are planning on visiting as a family make sure you book your hotel reservations carefully. Getting to Capri is easiest from Naples as there are regular ferries from Calata di Massa and nearby high speed boats from Molo Beverello (this is also where the cruise ships dock) There is also ferry service from Amalfi, Sorrento and Positano... getting to Capri is easy... the most difficult part of the journey for me has always been leaving... but taking with me my memories and experiences have always made me want to return again and again. Thank you for reading!

okay, its Saturday again. when I woke up, I seriously considered staying in bed all morning, until I realized that I was alone, with no hot model to grab. I believe I will feature Sean Rollofsen as a model of grace and painfully cute. woof. BTW, a rule for living: never go out dancing with a professional dancer. no matter what you do, you look like a dead hippo next to him. as usual, a hearty welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63140-rogowsky-scott/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39143-rohr-austin/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63141-rok-karel/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63142-rollofsen-sean/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63143-romagna-jim/ Colt

a rather quiet day, other than I broke my breakfast plate, and am sad over that! a nice lineup of worthies, led by Aiden Shaw. Aiden has had a long and prosperous career to match his long and interesting talent, which he has shared with numerous backsides 🙂 anyway, hope you line, and I welcome our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63705-shaw-aiden/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63706-shaw-seth/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63707-shayne-michael/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63708-sheen-charlie/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63709-sheldon-kaman/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39289-shaw-aiden/ Colt

nothing exciting to report - I had a nice beef sandwich with leftovers from yesterday. yum! yesterday was one of those seminars to tell old folks how to invest their money. my few savings don't add up to enough to worry over 😞 so I turn to my collection, and today feature Tom Selleck. I never knew I had so many images until I started posting!! would you believe that, in a previous life, I had a husband who looked exactly like Tom, when Tom was doing an advert for mentholated cigarettes. wonder where he's got to, these days. a great amount of beef for you to regard, and it should keep you busy for a while. welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63658-selby-kevin/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63660-selleck-tom/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63662-sepe-frank/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63664-settelen-peter/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63665-sevier-corey/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39286-selby-kevin/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39287-sepe-frank/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39288-selleck-tom/ Colt

a few quick lines to let y'all know that I have posted some really exciting models, and posing a conundrum for me; do I feature the beautiful blonde buns of Brent Sawyer, or the eminently kissable Joseph Sayers. I guess you will have to choose your favourite. welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63526-savitckii-arsenii/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63528-savoie-chase/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63529-sawyer-brent/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63530-sayers-joseph/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63531-scalia-jack/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39197-sayers-joseph/ Colt

well, isn't this special! I got to sleep in this morning, and getting to the computer, found that the internet was intermittent. just what I need! anyway, my hunk du jour is Gary Sederholm, who may not be very widely known, however TCFW. I first saw him on Mama's Place, in which he was portraying a paid escort, to Mama's dismay. she was hoping for an over 60 escort. is there any such thing!? welcome to our newest clubmembers, and see you tomorrow morning! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63633-scully-eian/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63634-sechi-diego/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63636-sederholm-david/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63637-seegar-gary/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63638-seid-jeff/ Colt

Well, friends, on Monday I have my final gender affirmation surgery. It's been a journey, and will still be a journey after this, but I'm just thrilled that this now going to be behind me and I can enjoy the rest of my life. I'll still be the same person who loves men like everyone else in here, but with the right body parts. 🙂

a very quiet morning. I woke up early and turned right over and went back to sleep. except that I still got up early to experience breakfast with no newspaper! our local has discontinued Saturday deliveries, and I cancelled the Wall Street Journal! and turned to my picture collection, with the usual problem: which cutie to feature. I guess I will go with Nino Scappa and the tastiest, although all models have something special to recommend them! one hopes you like my selections, and I welcome our newest clubmembers 🙂 https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63554-scalia-mario/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63555-scanlon-michael/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39228-scappa-nino/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63556-schalin-pasi/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63557-schaerli-benjamin/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39229-scanlon-michael/ Colt

ah, me, up at the crack of dawn and now kinda sleepy! would that I could crawl in next to Brandon Scott Volz 🙂 I'm hoping you all like my selections for today, and I welcome our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39277-schwab-nolan/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39278-schwarzenegger-arnold/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63611-scoggin-austin/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63612-scopel-guilherme/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63613-scott-volz-brandon/ Colt

very seldom do I send more than one msg per day, however, due to my linear thinking, I did not see the calendar, saying that today is Tom of Finland's 103rd (heavenly) birthday.

they claim that not a day goes by that one does not learn something. today, I learned that it is fruitless to go to walmart on sunday morning. I thought I was shopping in east germany! there was nothing on the shelves in dairy or the son of dairy where they have the butter. wow. so I came home and worked on the collection, then had lunch and a nap. would you believe that I feel no better, and wish I could roll around with one of these boys. I want to feature Marcus Sheving, who is cute, and I have never had an Icelandic boyfriend. hope you all like the selections, and I offer a warm welcome to our newest clubmembers. https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63577-schenkenberg-marcus/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63578-scheu-manuel/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63579-scheving-magnus/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63580-schilling-daniel/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63581-schlageter-fritz/ Colt

singing the same old song . . . we have five of the handsomest models, although I guess I would give Bart Savage the highest marks. his buns look enchanting 🙂 mmm - some enchanted evening, I may boink Bart savagely 🙂 I hope you all like the selections, and offer a warm welcome to our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63514-saudek-alan/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63515-saunders-joshua/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63516-savage-bart/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63517-savage-walter/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63518-savinov-ivan/ Colt

just a few quick lines to convey my posts to you. my feature is Paul Satterfield - tall actor. completely unknown to me, this gentleman was a soap stud before he guested on Will & Grace. I have to say, I am in complete accord with Grace when she said, "it is me, or are you hot in here??" 🙂 welcome to our newest clubmembers; hope you like my selections! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63484-sarcinelli-jason/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63486-sarni-mauro/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39170-sartori-steve/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63487-sassier-fabien/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63489-satterfield-paul/ Colt

a problem with getting up early is, not being able to decide what to do next! mmm - Gary Sandy is a bit of hunk lite, and I guess he will do as a feature. however all the models have their points, and I hope they are acceptable to the club. speaking of witch, a hearty welcome to our newest clubmembers. https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63449-sandy-gary/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63450-sanfield-todd/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39169-sansone-dave/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63451-santiago-rodiney/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63452-santos-charley/ Colt

[yawn] I woke up early, dithered about getting out of bed, had a light breakfast and here I am, unable to decide if I want to jump Mark Rutherford first, or Mark Rutter first. wow, what a lot of meat available in today's posting. hoping you like my selections, and I welcome our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63347-rutherford-eric/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63348-rutherford-mark/ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39164-rutter-mark/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63349-ryan-chris/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63350-ryan-eric/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63351-ryan-marcus/ Colt

May the Fourth be with You 🙂 I got an early start to celebrate Star Wars day and dream of Mark Hamill's delectable buns. for today, however, we are stuck with Scott Russell, a rather scruffy and very sexy man, as well as a host of other beauties! a warm welcome to our newest clubmembers!

a busy day - I went to get my hair cut, then for a manicure, all in anticipation of my home health aide coming to supervise my shower. so to the boyz - Wall Ruíz is an exceedingly toothsome lad. I have never known anybody named Wall - who cares!?!? hope all of my selections tickle your fancy, and I welcome all the new clubmembers. doesn't appear we will hit 33,000 today 😞 https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63279-rubeck-christian/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63280-rudenko-dmitri/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63281-rugo-alec/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63282-ruiz-jose/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63283-ruiz-wall/ Colt

m'aidez! m'aidez! its May already!! and there is nothing exciting to report, so I will turn to the boyz! my feature is Brandon Routh, erstwhile of Superman fame. I have reason to believe he is also super between the sheets. welcome to our newest clubmembers as we hedge close to a membership of 33,000 🙂 🙂 🙂 https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63238-rosiak-renan/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63239-rossi-marco/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63241-rossi-mario/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63244-roth-billy-joe/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63246-routh-brandon/ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ https://www.adonismale.com/files/file/39144-rossi-marco/ Colt

glug, glug, glug - that's another month circling the drain! nothing special to report - went shopping, and omitted to get ice cream, so, I have the dilemma of going out again, or doing without. I would be good with depriving myself, if I knew I would soon look like the boys I am posting 🙂 my feature, I think, is Peter Romero. he has grown on me, especially with his snappy black eyes 🙂 I hope the rest of my selections pass muster, and I welcome all our newest clubmembers! https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63181-roman-daniel-velasquez/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63182-romero-peter/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63184-rompaye-maarten/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63186-rosbo-gunnar/ https://www.adonismale.com/gallery/album/63187-rose-ryan/ Colt

Cody Cummings naked on a sofa in a Grey Hoodie