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I disagree about the "perfect" shape of his penis. It is not close to perfect. Just like the diamond, the hardest substance known to man, the Cock_Connoisseur also has a "C" system for a quality COCK, the hardest substance known to a HOMOSEXUAL man. While diamonds have a 4-C system, COCKS have a 8-C system; they are just twice as complex. 1) Circumcised - this is a must!! And the cut should be very tight to completely expose the HEAD with no loose skin, even while soft. 2) Circumference - Thick is the word here, at least 5 3/4" girth and preferably even thicker with a nice long shaft. 3) Corona – the HEAD should be big, full, flared, and plump with a fin for the CORONA. 4) Color - Light tan shaft with a nice medium purple/pink HEAD. 5) Curvature - a perfect COCK curves slightly and deliciously upward, pointing towards my eagerly awaiting mouth!! 6) Contour - The shaft should be of uniform thickness with nice veins. The HEAD should flair out a bit wider than the shaft and appear nice and plump; ready to by gently sucked and stroked. 7) Consitency - refers to how hard and muscular a nice COCK appears when erect. I like the looks of a very muscular looking COCK. 😎 Complete package - of course no COCK is perfect unless attached to a nice muscular physique. I'd love to look up at nice 6-pack abs. I give the scores to the penis in the picture of record as follows: 1) +1 2) +0.5 (shaft is way too short and the penis is out of proportion) 3) +0.5 (the glans is too short also and looks too "knobby") 4) +0 (too dark) 5) +0 (no upward curvature whatsoever) 6) +0.5 (the contour of the shaft looks a bit jagged) 7) +1 😎 +1 So, this penis gets a 4.5/8, which does not even qualify as a COCK. Sorry.

Best superpower ever!

Kicked out of heaven for causing too much lust among the other male angels

While that sounds hot, this guy's little penis is not worth my attention. Aside, I would have been terrified about being caught just looking at a HOMOSEXUAL magazine on the shelf.

Looks like a great way to relax after a long hot day working outdoors!

I have fond memories of jacking off to this hunk in a Barnes and Nobel bathroom in my early teens. Such a gorgeous man all around. It's a real shame that he did no more porn (that I knew of at least). I actually recently tracked him down on Facebook. He's still hot as fuck!

It's average at worst, but perfect in shape/girth IMO, plus everything else about him is perfect. Also, he's aged like fine wine: https://www.facebook.com/anthony.j.cricchio