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Bad music that has nothing to do with the story, and with a different rhythm than the action taking place. Fake moaning and groaning that does not match the actors' mouths. Both make me think of poorly dubbed foreign movies. Lack of chemistry between the actors. Lack of a cohesive plot. Unless I am watching only a scene, I want some sort of plot to tie in the various sex scenes. Poor videography and lighting. Failure to show foreplay and preparation, as well as failure to show clean up/condom disposal (if one is used). Stunt dicking. Overdone manscaping and makeup.

Background music that distracts from the sex. Give me no background music at all. Guys who cannot seem to get it up. Guys who do not know how to deep throat a cock. Weak or non-existent cum shots. Hey guys if you know you are scheduled for a porn shoot then lay off getting off for a couple of days prior.

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And here I thought I was the only one who felt that way! Brad Pitt is undeniably cute but to me he comes across as bland and boring. No charisma.

...you had me at slobbering... .

Another pet peeve: Insipid dialogue. When a top says, "You like that dick, don't you?" I would love to hear a bottom say, "Not really" or "I've had better" or "I had hoped for Chris Hemsworth." Just once. I mean, really, have any of you ever said that to one of your sex partners? If so, how long did it take for him to stop laughing? I enjoy natural sounds over any music or dialogue, thank you. Slobbering and squishing and slurping will get me in the mood far more than dirty talk -- especially if it sounds as believable as a volunteer in a community theater production of Shakespeare. A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore!

This thread seems to be morphing from "what bores you in gay porn" to gay-porn pet peeves (the hyphen is for you, @JackFTwist), and I for one am totally fine with that. So let me weigh in with other: Films promoted as intergenerational where the "son" looks 28 and the "daddy" looks 32 (or teacher/student, coach/athlete, etc.). I'm not saying I want to see Milhous hook up with Hans Moleman, but there should be at least enough of an age difference to make me believe a taboo is being broken.

I couldn’t agree more I like a slow unveiling I like it when the clothes start coming off. don’t skip that part. The anticipation of seeing the guys cock is a turn on. Pull the underwear down real slow let it pop out, so we can go wooooow. It’s the best part.

A friend of mine used to review porn videos for a now-defunct gay magazine. He attended various industry events and met some of the performers. We had a conversation on this very subject quite a while ago but it stuck with me. I remember him saying directors believed that gay audiences loved the idea of watching (allegedly) straight men having sex with other men. It was especially appealing to men who were struggling with their sexual identity: "Just because I like to suck dick and get fucked in the ass doesn't mean I'm gay. Look at Lukas Ridgeston." Or so the thinking went. I don't know if that's the rationale or not -- just thought I'd pass the story along.

I'm not sure whether Tamás Kásás (Hungarian water-polo player, triple gold medal Olympic champion) meets the criteria of "a jock", but for me he's incredibly sexy.

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George Clooney Our beautiful planet doesn't need any more tons of garbage in the form of coffee capsules. He disqualified himself by soiling our island with nespresso capsules. 😠

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although the pics are no longer visible, i have to agree with al769!! a hot Man is a hot Man!! with love from Wes!! hugs!!!

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Louis Armstrong -- Hello, Tommy! (Hello, Dolly!) Hello Tommy, well hello Tommy It's so nice here in your ass where I belong You're getting stiff, Tommy, put down the spliff, Tommy You're still growing, don't need no blowing -- that's quite a schlong You feel the bed bucking 'cause we're power fucking Folks downstairs think Linda Blair is in your bed Don't cum too fast, Tommy, let's make it last, Tommy Oh Tommy I gotta let it loose Tommy where do you want my juice Tommy you make me feel like Zeus again!

@mrfafa : I've never seen this image of Trevor Adams. Here are two more images from the same photoshoot, plus one of his bubble butt in wet tighty whities.

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