Bonerboard

This is a variation of a popular program that's been airing on BBC-4 for decades. In this version, each respondent is stranded on a desert island with five male celebrities of his choosing -- actors, athletes, entertainers, porn stars, whatever. The current sexual orientation of your selections is immaterial because after a few weeks of being isolated with other men everyone will be gay anyway. Yes, you do get to have sex with them. And yes, you do get to watch them have sex with each other. (It will be understood that each one chosen will reflect the man at his prime, rather than how he appears at the moment. Especially if he happens to be dead. And to make the game really interesting, no celebrity may be chosen by more than one respondent. Put another way, @bakersman94 will not have to share Chris Pratt with other members of this group, nor will @JackFTwist have to release Tom Cruise from whatever mat he's pinned to. My choices, in alphabetical order, are as follows: 1. Marlon Brando (as he appeared in A Streetcar Named Desire) 2. Morris Chestnut (as he appeared in Boyz n the Hood) 3. Stephane Rideau (as he appeared in Les Roseaux Sauvages, a.k.a. Wild Reeds) 4. Victor Rios (anytime during his porn career, 2001-2005) 5. Gordon Warnecke (as he appeared in My Beautiful Laundrette)

Hoping this gets the ball rolling. Something to think about.

Not exactly the open Robe but Adam Ramzi can work the open jacket...

NNNOOOOOOO ... not Chris Hemsworth ... i`ll be more than happy to let you guys kick me off the island so Chris can stay!!!

Nooooooooo 😱 I was too late to safe that blonde god from getting kicked off our island. 😢 He’s nearly a total 10 to me, maybe 9.75. His beard, his face, his body. 🤤

I think you've misunderstood the game. We started with the list of World's Sexiest Men as chosen by People magazine over the past 40 years or so (the full list appears in the first post) and the members of this group are choosing the ones that should not have been selected. Looks like Richard Gere is the latest to get the old heave-ho. I was never a big fan of his either but I give him credit for being one of the first mainstream male actors to show full frontal nudity. That was in American Gigolo, way back in 1980 -- a time when "serious" actors wouldn't even consider baring all on camera. Burt Reynolds's career was ruined when he posed nude in Cosmopolitan a decade earlier, even though his hand covered his penis, and there are some in Hollywood who insist that the reason Gere was never nominated for an Oscar is because he broke a taboo about male frontal nudity in film. I don't know if that's true but I do know that even today we're more likely to see boobs than balls onscreen (damn it!).

Ken Steadman

Max Schling

Joe Gere

OK... Steve Lyon in Campus Man Gilles Marini in Sex And The City Warren Beaty in Bonnie And Clyde Paul Newman in anything in the late 50's onward William Katt in Big Wednesday And I guess Christoper Atkins since he as experience...

bondage (now the game's gettin' good! 😂)

That's the spirit, boys! Let's party!

is there a set limit as to how many times a day one should whack off, or is it just once everyday during May? the article in the Huffington Post wasn't too specific!!

Maybe we should start an online circle jerk!! Yaasss!

me like max schling's schlong

Now we know why it's called the merry, merry month of May!

If you can take 'em all on as a single entity ... then I wanna party with you! 😂

🤣I should certainly hope so. I think it might be a good idea to leave pornstars out of this game (maybe have a separate pornstar section?). I am wondering - can we count the All Blacks (NZ's national rugby team) as one single candidate? 🤤

Wyatt Engeman

Sure thing. Here's the current crop of survivors: Ben Affleck George Clooney Sean Connery Idris Elba Harrison Ford Harry Hamlin Mark Harmon Chris Hemsworth Hugh Jackman Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson John F Kennedy Jr Jude Law Nick Nolte Brad Pitt Ryan Reynolds Patrick Swayze Channing Tatum Denzel Washington

universe (i love your sense of humor, tj)

yummy ... i love turkish delight most when it`s fresh eatmore?

Last week. It wasn't actually a meal for two and we didn't share, but as a entered a fast food restaurant a (presumably) homeless guy asked me to buy him something to eat, so I did. When was the last time you bought a two-headed dildo and shared it with a stranger in need? 😂 Scratch that, I can come up with a better question. When was the last time you wore a suit and tie?

Welcome from Los Angeles, I'm new too, trying to figure out my introduction post.

Yucky Bounty (chocolate bar)?

How about I go ahead and celebrate early this year? Who's with me?