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Giraffe Test There are 4 questions. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

I saw a photo about that posted the other day... it's called "Classy Granny" I'm going to pass on this one and stick with clothing optional...

Overheard on NPR this morning; "The next big style for men this year is wearing pearls." My thought a pearl necklace has been done for centuries!

Some AFL (Australian Football League - no, it's not soccer or rugby) manlove moments

I bet they know that singlets and wrestling give guys woody's.

OK, time to talk turkey. Sometimes, even at the best studios, the photoshoot tops the actual video! For me, the most recent MAP is a case in point. I watched the video 3 times and I found the actual "sock moments" a throw away glance, a quick tongue lick. Not really enough material to make clips of!!! BUT the photoshoot was done on its own and stands out! Worth seeing the pics....and so my men, here you go!! DJXX

PHOTOGRAPHER: Benjamin Veronis

PHOTOGRAPHER: Paul Jamnicky

Ryan Schwartz

PHOTOGRAPHER: Paul Jamnicky

Photos by Nicholas Dumas

A photo shoot of this blond hunk by photographer Armando Adajar.

Bob Hager

By rafa pics

Jacob Oates by Photographer Greg Vaughan

PHOTOGRAPHER: Paul Jamnicky

Totally agree. Another big turn-off is close-ups. Come on guys, there is nothing hotter than watching bloke's face and body in the throes of orgasm.

Patrick Henning models Krakatoa briefs. Photos by Armando Adajar.