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[JoelR]

Cookies for whoever posts the funniest caption!  You're free to either upload your own photo to caption, or to provide a caption.

The new Abercrombie & Fitch quarterly.

Edited September 20, 2015 by JoelR

[JackFTwist]

This one's already self-captioned, but other suggestions are welcome!

[JoelR]

The price of pride!

[JackFTwist]

                  What are you waiting for?  Get in, already!

[tbill]

                  What are you waiting for?  Get in, already!

That damned emergency brake keeps getting the way!!!

[JackFTwist]

    

                    Are those promises, guys?

Photo #1:  Model Tyler Gattuso;        #2:  Model Taylor Burford;          #3:  Porn model Philip Carbol (aka Mark Gomez)

In Carbol's case, the answer is apparently "yes."

  

Edited August 20, 2015 by JackFTwist

[JackFTwist]

                  What are you waiting for?  Get in, already!

That damned emergency brake keeps getting the way!!!

LOL.  Good one.

[JackFTwist]

  "I'm ready for my tutoring session now, Professor!"

[tbill]

    

                    Are those promises, guys?

Photo #1:  Model Tyler Gattuso;        #2:  Model Taylor Burford;          #3:  Porn model Philip Carbol (aka Mark Gomez)

In Carbol's case, the answer is apparently "yes."

 I think I'll go with Bachelor #2 (and give him Bachelor #1's T-shirt).  

[JoelR]

It took  awhile to realize you were referring to their t-shirts lol! 

[JackFTwist]

 I think I'll go with Bachelor #2 (and give him Bachelor #1's T-shirt).  

Agreed!  Isn’t Taylor Burford just adorable?  

[tbill]

If the rest of his body is as gorgeous as his face and arms....let's just say if his brand of Opportunity truly does Knock at A&F, I'll be camping out until the store opens!

[tbill]

  "I'm ready for my tutoring session now, Professor!"

Gee, I don't remember sex-ed including hands-on demonstrations!??

[JackFTwist]

If the rest of his body is as gorgeous as his face and arms....let's just say if his brand of Opportunity truly does Knock at A&F, I'll be camping out until the store opens!

Here are some more photos of this cutie.

http://www.adonismale.com/forums/topic/343-taylor-burford/

[tbill]

If the rest of his body is as gorgeous as his face and arms....let's just say if his brand of Opportunity truly does Knock at A&F, I'll be camping out until the store opens!

Here are some more photos of this cutie.

http://www.adonismale.com/forums/topic/343-taylor-burford/

Awesome pics, Jack!  Thanks for that link!

Taylor is one hottie, indeed!  I'm his anytime [catching breath].

[JackFTwist]

                            "Dancing Kings"

"Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance..."

(If you're not up on your lyrics to Abba hits, you just wouldn't understand.  For a remedial lesson in 1970s gay history and culture, listen to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62OlGvC-bk   )

 

 

[Steve]

Look Dude this time DONT cum anywhere near my ear this time! It was embarrassing last time when my Mum wanted to know what the white goo was. I said an infection and she believed me!

Edited September 5, 2015 by Steve

[JackFTwist]

              “Splendor in the Grass"

Edited September 8, 2015 by JackFTwist

[tbill]

              “Splendor in the Grass"

"Everyone loved the latest rules variation, but controversy still lingered regarding a Touchback versus a Safety."

[tbill]

              “Splendor in the Grass

SPORTSMANSHIP

"Because sometimes a Late Hit and Unnecessary Roughness are good things."

Edited September 8, 2015 by tbill

[JackFTwist]

@tbill : Great captions!

[tbill]

Thanks, Jack!  Very sexy photo, dude!

[JoelR]

My last BBQ of the summer during Labor Day was a perfect excuse to invite the neighbor's son over.

 

Edited September 12, 2015 by JoelR

[Kawika]

My last BBQ of the summer during Labor Day was a perfect excuse to invite the neighbor's son over.

 

I did not realize this butt plug was so long!

[Kawika]

"I feel like I forgot something... did I leave the coffee maker on?"