The Statement Game

[zac98]

Thought I'd start a new game (surprise surprise!) :grin:

 

It's the statement game, in which a person makes a statement. The next person would continue the statement, making it take a turn in a different direction e.g scary, humorous etc. before making another separate statement. The cycle then repeats with the next person. An example would be:

 

1st person- Irene and James went out to dinner.

 

2nd Person- Irene is a cannibal

 

 

Right, I'll start of with the first statement:

 

 

Jack gazed up at the sky in wonder.

 

 

 

[Cool_a]

Jack gazed up at the sky in wonder.

 

Wonder then got up and went home.

 

 

 

 

Mathematics is my favourite subject.

[Sammy]

Mathematics is my favourite subject.

 

So is Irony. :lol:

 

 

I don't like beer.

[trammell55]

I don't like beer.

It doesn't mean I hate fun.

 

 

All happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

[Sammy]

All happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

 

And families sometimes change from one group to the other.

 

 

 

 

James touched his six-pack.

[lupin]

james touched his six-pack

 

'ah, beeeeeeeeer!' he gloated

[Sammy]

james touched his six-pack

 

'ah, beeeeeeeeer!' he gloated

That's what I was looking for. :wink:

 

What about that new statement, lupin? :)

[trammell55]

What about that new statement, lupin?

Look for it only in books, for it is no more than a dream remembered, a statement gone with the wind...

 

 

"Shall I rim you?", he whispered.

[Sammy]

"Shall I rim you?", he whispered.

 

"Only if you like to get some diarrhea.", James answered.

 

 

 

Jenny is not wearing any underwear tonight.

[trammell55]

Jenny is not wearing any underwear tonight.

She wants to gain worldwide attention like Sharon Stone has had after going commando in "Basic Instinct".

 

 

For Sabina, living in truth, lying neither to ourselves nor to others, was possible only away from the public.

[lupin]

for sabina, living in truth, lying neither to ourselves nor to others, was possible only away from the public.

"bring this light is unbearable," she thought.

 

 

he pushed it in and turned it slowly

[Sammy]

he pushed it in and turned it slowly

The door then opened.

 

 

 

All the leaves are brown.

[lupin]

all the leaves are brown;

i really must buy some new toilet paper.

 

 

"is that a wig?" he asked.

[Cool_a]

"is that a wig?" he asked.

 

"No.. those really are my pubes" came the reply.

 

 

 

 

He flicked the switch...

[lupin]

he flicked the switch

the switched flicked him back

 

 

all the king's horses and all the king's men

[Cool_a]

he flicked the switch

the switched flicked him back

*lol*

 

I did not see that coming.

 

:lol:

 

 

 

all the king's horses and all the king's men

had an orgy together one night.

 

 

To kill a Mocking bird...

[lupin]

to kill a mocking bird

use satire

 

luke, i am your father

[trammell55]

Luke, I am your father

Mom, R U kidding me?

 

 

Ample make this bed

[lupin]

ample make this bed

because your fat aunt is coming to stay

 

 

 

 

hot cross buns, hot cross buns

[castler]

hot cross buns, hot cross buns

hot n steamy just like pornhub

When at first you don't succeed

[Cool_a]

When at first you don't succeed

Try pushing the ON button

 

 

An apple a day..

[Sammy]

An apple a day..

May be fatal if you're allergic.

 

 

The Train is moving fast

[lupin]

the train is moving fast

the bride is in a hurry

 

 

 

fill the bowl

[Cool_a]

fill the bowl

the relatives are coming around

 

 

Get a set of free steak knives..

[Merk]

Get a set of free steak knives..

 

Steak knives are made of flimsy metal that will not hold well.

 

 

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